Post your naughty limericks here!

[lemmesee]

Sue's fussy as hell about sex,
she'll do it with Rex but not Tex.
Sometimes on the phone, she'll do it alone,
or spend a night with her ex!

 

[lemmesee]

Dan was really a louse,
often getting net-sex with a mouse.
But his wife didn't mind, 'cause most of the time,
he'd jerk-off with a peek down her blouse!

 

[lemmesee]

Kit had a big camel-toe,
and the guys liked to see it you know.
So she'd sit on a seat, and pull up her feet,
and give them all a great show!

 

[lemmesee]

On the beach the girls like to show skin,
forgetting "the wages of sin".
But their suits show so much, they invite a boy's touch,
often opening their legs to cum in!

 

[lemmesee]

Her tits were as big as balloons,
they caused boys to bray at the moon.
But when she would mate, with one of her dates,
he would drop his load way much too soon!

 

[lemmesee]

These college girls sure like their bikinis,
I've not seen them so invitingly teeny.
Their breasts they do jiggle, and their bottoms they do wiggle,
while their boyfriends jack-off their young weenies!

 

[lemmesee]

Jill sure liked to have a good cum,
and did when Tom entered her bum.
What helped her along, was the size of his dong,
and a bottle of Jamaican Rum!

 

[lemmesee]

Sue liked to have sex on the beach,
with many young dicks within reach.
She could pick from the pack, and then lay on her back,
and never have anything to teach!

 

[lemmesee]

Jack needs a lay every day,
and if it needed he's willing to pay.
He once told a hooker, she was a good looker,
just for a roll in the hay!

 

[lemmesee]

Her cups weren't near big enough,
they barely covered her up.
So the boys they would stare, at her awesome young pair,
as they milked out all of their stuff!

 

[lemmesee]

With breasts so unusually teeny,
Kim favors her new string bikini.
Her theory is that, with some girls so fat,
this just might harden a weenie!

 

[lemmesee]

A warm sunny beach is to me,
a most perfect place just to be.
The girls show their wares, for the fellas to stare,
and one of those fellas is me!

 

[lemmesee]

Sue likes to see thongs on the guys,
it brings a wonderful warmth to her thighs.
And when she rubs them a bit, as she shows them some tit,
it brings the look of cum to their eyes!

 

[lemmesee]

Although she knows it is lewd,
Sue likes to volley while nude.
as she thinks of it, her bouncing big tits,
just might somehow get her a dude!

 

[lemmesee]

I like to watch girls in bikinis,
doing so is nice to my weenie.
Some girls adjust cups, or pull cloth from their muffs,
all caused by it being so teeny!

 

[lemmesee]

I love the looks on the guys,
as I sit and open my thighs.
When they see that I'm bare, with red hair down there,
their limp dicks surely do rise!

 

[oggbashan]

Said she, don't be silly
That's too small a willy
Take this candle so thick
You'll find it will fit
Your willy won't fill me.

 

[oggbashan]

I wish it was longer and stronger and thick
Disappointed with the size of your prick
When I sit down on your face
With your tongue you're an ace
Once more - just there - that's the trick!

 

[lemmesee]

The girls liked to play in the loft,
and sure they'd often get boffed.
'Cause the boys liked to hump, and certainly pump,
'til their dicks were sorta left soft!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

My new Dom he is quite ditsy
I said, "Love these cuffs won't fit me.."
I had thought him to be quite placid
Yet indeed we are now both flaccid
Restraints massive and not even pretty.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Laying bare under the Willow
His manhood began to billow
his cock rushed for cover
deep into his lover
then he let her be his pillow

 

[Boxlicker101]

The hotty wears shorts cut so tight,
Presenting the beautiful sight
Of wet camel toes
Wherever she goes,
Which men all observe with delight.

 

[Boxlicker101]

The lady was truly delighted.
Oh, what a big dick she had sighted!
On closer inspection,
She found his erection
Was padding so carefully sited.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hooters

The women who work there are buxom.
I’d love to go over and fuck some.
The tits and the asses
On those luscious lasses
Can make an old man feel frolucsome.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I love having sex with my tongue,
With women, mature or quite young.
I lick on their bits,
Their pussies and tits,
And love it the most when they cum.