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[lemmesee]

Jack likes to fuck gals who are fat,
as they lay there flat on their back.
He pumps them a while, and then with a smile,
he pulls out and jerks-off on their rack!

 

[lemmesee]

Jack and Jill have now split for good,
when no one thought they ever would.
She loved him so much, and yearned for his touch,
but his true love was his own morning wood!

 

[lemmesee]

Jim likes to play with his weenie,
as he handles his girlfriend's bikini.
It isn't so nice, that he wouldn't think twice,
except it's so soft and so teeny!

 

[lemmesee]

Sue likes to go it alone,
often with chat on the phone.
She teases her man, as best as she can,
pretending she's licking his cone!

 

[lemmesee]

At that big sex party in London,
Jill danced with her blouse all unbuttoned.
But whatever her plan, it got her a man,
and she came home with a bun in her oven!

 

[lemmesee]

There was a young woman named Kit,
whose breasts "defined" the word "tit".
But she was different you know, because down below,
was a dick instead of a clit!

 

[lemmesee]

Bill claims to like a girls tresses,
while peering up under their dresses.
What gives him away, almost every day,
is his creamy on-the-floor messes!

 

[lemmesee]

Although claiming to prefer a good mix,
Sue actually likes to ride dicks.
She humps and humps, like a bicycle pump,
'till she feels the cum shoot from their pricks!

 

[lemmesee]

While fully enjoying the rest,
Jill seems to like young men the best.
So thick and so firm, and so loaded with sperm,
that they shoot forcefully into her nest!

 

[lemmesee]

There is a young lady in France,
who likes to wear mens under-pants.
Because of the slit, she can access her clit,
and do things she usually can't!

 

[lemmesee]

Beth always liked working in cubes,
and had mastered all the best moves.
She knew how to sit, and lean forward a bit,
so the fellas could look down on her boobs!

 

[lemmesee]

Jill fucked as much as she could,
much more than she knew a girl should.
She'd try to say "no", and get up and go,
But she didn't 'cause cums felt so good!

 

[lemmesee]

Sue likes the attention of men,
arousing them whenever she can.
She shows them a lot, to get them so hot,
that they shoot off before she says "when"!

 

[lemmesee]

Sex is something I sure like to do,
whether alone or with someone like you.
But I've done it so much, with people and such,
that I'm ready to try something new!

 

[lemmesee]

Sue likes to watch men as they cum,
seein' 'em squirt is always such fun.
She once did a show, just to watch the men flow,
not knowing that one was her son!

 

[lemmesee]

If she just sits on his lap,
she surely won't pass him the clap.
The problem is when, as occurs now and then,
she lets him enter her flap!

 

[lemmesee]

There was a young girl from Orleans,
whose gender was questioned it seems.
But the men didn't mind, 'cause she'd bump and she'd grind,
'til they shot their stuff off in their jeans!

 

[lemmesee]

Sal had always been known as a flirt,
for two-bits she'd lift up her skirt.
But this little whore, for a dollar or more,
would squat down and pee in the dirt!

 

[Senna Jawa]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it​

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[lemmesee]

This limerick has showed up as knol. Limerick itself is not signed by any author. Furthermore, it appears in lemmesee's 4-line format. The knol's author is a Stephen Reid.

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[CharleyH]

I'm a whore and I know it - I know!
I will suck your cock, I'm a ho
I will to eat your spunk
and spit out your junk
I will tear you with lips head to toe.

 

[lemmesee]

Most girls will blow Uncle Ken,
he'll just ask them and they will say "when".
But as they perform, on his massive young horn,
he's envisioning the handsome young Ben!

 

[lemmesee]

When Dave asked Sue on this date,
she assumed that they'd just copulate.
But as she readied her bod, to accept his hard rod,
he was planning to just masturbate!

 

[lemmesee]

We're both pretty much into pee,
my lovely young girlfriend and me.
We certainly love it, and then when we covet,
she straddles, and pees on my knee!

 

[lemmesee]

Solo-sex is consuming for Kate,
she would do it rather than mate.
But one thing about it, with no reason to flout it,
her period has never come late!