Post your naughty limericks here!

[lemmesee]

I sure do miss sex with my X,
she did love the shape of my pecs.
But once she had cummed, in midst of our fun,
I'm Bill, but she called me her Rex!

 

[OzArrian]

Young Molly McGee had a beagle
A male hound with breeding quite regal
Molly loved her dog so
With her in bed it did go
And there the two did things that ain't legal

 

[lemmesee]

When Bill is asleep like a log,
Jill likes to have sex with their dog.
He is a great licker, which helps her cum quicker,
then she tells it all on her blog!

 

[lemmesee]

Mike gets his sex while on line,
where he masturbates most of the time.
But aside from the mess, it's better I guess,
than spending his time drinking wine!

 

[lemmesee]

When Lauren first wished to start dating,
her Mom figgered there would be mating.
To prevent something bad, with a neighborhood lad,
the girl was taught masturbating!

 

[lemmesee]

Tom was in love with his sister,
so much that in private he kissed her.
She really could suck, and give such a fuck,
that when she left home, he sure missed her!

 

[lemmesee]

Even though Jim had just met her,
he'd already started to pet her.
The only question now, was when, where, and how,
he'd first get under her sweater!

 

[lemmesee]

While Tim was chokin' his chicken,
His Mom saw and it made her sicken.
But the longer she watched, it did warm her crotch,
'Til she smiled and invited his dick-in!

 

[lemmesee]

Sue likes to flash men a lot,
and undress when the weather gets hot.
With the guile of a flirt, she lifts up her skirt,
to show them her moisturing twat!

 

[lemmesee]

Beth is in love with mens cocks,
a thought that can moisten her box.
And what do you 'spect, when she sees one erect,
she bends to start removing her socks!

 

[lemmesee]

Sue needs the attention of men,
not just from her husband, Ken.
She'll pull up her shirt, or lower her skirt,
for an extra fuck now and then!

 

[lemmesee]

Sue has a boyfriend named Jim,
whose hips are appealingly thin.
He has a nice dick, so long and so thick,
that she cums when it slides up her quim!

 

[lemmesee]

Jan allows me to nurse on her titty,
and later to enter her kitty.
But what she likes best, above all the rest,
is when I feed on her clitty!

 

[lemmesee]

Young Molly McGee had a beagle
A male hound with breeding quite regal
Molly loved her dog so
With her in bed it did go
And there the two did things that ain't legal

Thanks so much for posting, Oz....sometimes I wonder if anyone reads these silly things

 

[lemmesee]

They haven't gone "all the way" yet,
but these young folks surely do pet.
With clothing for cover, they do rub each other,
and this leaves both of them wet!

 

[CharleyH]

Lemmesee pisses me off
A poser, an idiot, a snoff
He just keeps posting
I thought he was joking
Enough is enough, fuck off

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Lemmesee pisses me off
A poser, an idiot, a snoff
He just keeps posting
I thought he was joking
Enough is enough, fuck off

There someone called Charley on Lit
Who cares not whht you think, not a bit
She hates Lemmesee
assumes he's a he
I agree he's a bit of a git.

 

[lemmesee]

Though she prefers her sex with a man,
she'll take it however she can.
She once had a boy, as good as her toy,
now she does it with her Auntie Ann!

 

[lemmesee]

Sue would go as far as he'd let her,
hoping that he would just pet her.
She'd be stroking his bone, while guiding it home,
to her hole which only got wetter!

 

[lemmesee]

Tom was almost ready to whore,
his wife was nice but he wanted more.
She did the usual suck, and the usual fuck,
but his dick felt the need to explore!

 

[lemmesee]

Her clit is so sweet it's like candy,
if he wasn't before, he's now randy.
He kisses her pubes, as she willingly lubes,
making his entrance so handy!

 

[lemmesee]

The boy surely wasn't so bad,
and he was well hung for a lad.
But she started her petting, before any vetting,
to learn that her lad was a Dad!

 

[lemmesee]

Tom often jerked-off on her breasts,
so sadly ignoring the rest.
Sometimes with a glance, he'd just cum in his pants,
instead of her flaming red nest!

 

[lemmesee]

Jim wishes his cock a bit thinner,
so to make his deposits right in her.
But since she likes jizz, specifically his,
she just swallows his semen for dinner!

 

[lemmesee]

Though he may be too old for some,
Gramps still wants sexual fun.
With a girl on his lap, he diddles her flap,
and gives her a sweet little cum!