Pretty please, play with me.

[Goodguy2]

My submittal

Goodguy?

Help!!
__________________________________
And now to redeem myself:

My lord it's big as a baleen!
Whispered softly to herself
Transfixed was honest Angeline
My lord it's big as a baleen!
He'll not serve the Wicked queen
Await her, lonely, on some shelf
My lord it's big as a baleen!
Whispered softly to herself

Goodguy2

She stole the member long and thick
Payback for a poem once scorned
I’ll fuck myself with your prized prick
She stole the member long and thick
And fucked herself till she felt sick
I’ll take another she forewarned
She stole the member long and thick
Payback for a poem once scorned

 

[dizzy]

Re: Dear Land and Dizzy

Ah no I didn't hear about that rule. Is it written down anywhere? I wouldn't want to break any rules since I'm the new guy, heh! (or then again....)

Dizzy

See now herein lies the danger in this sort of thing.

Land?

I can only speak for myself here, but there is such a thing as
TOO big, you know.

Dizzy?

Welcome! We're glad you're here. But umm did your triolet have to be about me? It's not like I'm Wicked or anything like that.

And didn't you hear about the rule where the person who starts the challenge isn't in the poem? No? Ok, then I must have made it up.

Goodguy?

Help!!
__________________________________
And now to redeem myself:

My lord it's big as a baleen!
Whispered softly to herself
Transfixed was honest Angeline
My lord it's big as a baleen!
He'll not serve the Wicked queen
Await her, lonely, on some shelf
My lord it's big as a baleen!
Whispered softly to herself

 

[Angeline]

My Dear Goodguy

This is how you help me?

She stole the member long and thick
And fucked herself till she felt sick

Rybka--Most excellent, dear fish!

Ok. This thread is not yet 24 hours old and wildly out of control already! I'm going to do some reordering of stanzas and light editing, then repost this fast-breaking story.

Here are a few links you may find helpful:

Online Rhyme Finder:

http://rhyme.poetry.com/

Online Dictionary/Thesaurus:

http://www.m-w.com/home.htm

 

[WickedEve]

Angeline, you've really started something here! All the dildo lovin' poets are jumping all over this poem and humping it really good!
Girl, I pity you when it comes editing time.

 

[REDWAVE]

LMAO

This is a lot of fun! I want to get in on it, too. I'll try to have a verse written sometime later today.

 

[REDWAVE]

"Why should the girls have all the fun?"

Why should the girls have all the fun?
Said wicked REDWAVE in his cave
I'll ream myself to kingdom come
Why should the girls have all the fun?
There's plenty there for everyone!
Fourteen will make me scream and rave
Why should the girls have all the fun?
Said wicked REDWAVE in his cave

 

[Angeline]

The Purloined Playmate--So Far

Well now. We may have to retitle this Rowdy Ted's Excellent Adventure!

This is edited copy. I tried to made few changes, doing so only to correct typos, keep the continuity of the form, and keep the story moving. If I missed something or you have other revisions, pm me. But not unless you feel really strongly about it--I had not planned to spend the day with a stolen dildo!

So what's next? Will Eve send out a search party? Will Angeline ever recover? What are those shreiks of delight coming from that cave? And where is Lauren sneaking off to....

Carry on, intrepid poets!

Angeline

Eve's dildo is named Rowdy Ted.
Her favored "boy," so thick so strong
who lives sequestered by the bed.
Eve's dildo is named Rowdy Ted.
When powered up, when glowing red,
abuzz he whirs libido's song.
Eve's dildo is named Rowdy Ted.
Her favored "boy," so thick so strong

The Drake

Rowdy Ted was a Wicked dildo,
who took the treasure Eve had to give
and left her asleep, her head on the pillow.
Rowdy Ted was a Wicked dildo.
An open window; the curtains billow;
our darling was visited by a thief!
Rowdy Ted was a Wicked dildo.
Who took the treasure Eve had to give?

Wicked Eve

Rowdy Ted was taken by a thief,
snatched by nimble little fingers -
feminine hands is my belief.
Rowdy Ted was taken by a thief
looking for D battery relief -
Eve unaware as vibration lingers.
Rowdy Ted was taken by a thief,
snatched by nimble little fingers.

_Land

He stands full fourteen inches long
and more than three around.
No wonder someone stole this dong.
He stands full fourteen inches long.
Tis no surprise he’s praised in song.
His length and girth astound.
He stands full fourteen inches long.
and more than three around.

Rybka

Who stole Ted the rowdy dildo?
Who is our Wicked Nemesis,
perhaps a hobbit named Bilbo?
Who stole Ted the rowdy dildo?
Who knows how far this thief will go,
a new trilogy genesis?
Who stole Ted the rowdy dildo?
Who is our Wicked Nemesis?

Angeline

My lord it's big as a baleen!
Whispered softly to herself.
Transfixed was honest Angeline.
My lord it's big as a baleen!
He'll not serve the Wicked queen-
await her, lonely, on some shelf.
My lord it's big as a baleen!
Whispered softly to herself.


Dizzy

Rowdy Ted is cheating,
in and out, the thief’s delight.
His heft her false unseating.
Rowdy Ted is cheating,
all thoughts of Eve’s loss fleeting,
as Angeline enjoys her plight
Rowdy Ted is cheating,
in and out, the thief’s delight.

Goodguy2

She stole the member long and thick,
payback for a poem once scorned.
I’ll fuck myself with your prized prick!
She stole the member long and thick
and fucked herself till she felt sick.
I’ll take another, she forewarned.
She stole the member long and thick.
payback for a poem once scorned.


REDWAVE

Why should the girls have all the fun?
Said wicked REDWAVE in his cave.
I'll ream myself to kingdom come.
Why should the girls have all the fun?
There's plenty there for everyone!
Fourteen will make me scream and rave.
Why should the girls have all the fun?
Said wicked REDWAVE in his cave.

Angeline

With timid knock upon cave door,
exhausted, ill, and barely dressed,
Take him please she doth implore.
With timid knock upon cave door,
Dear REDWAVE keep it evermore:
Take it--my God--it’s possessed!
With timid knock upon cave door,
exhausted, ill, and barely dressed.

 

[WickedEve]

Who stole the dildo?

So Angeline stole the dildo... and Red is plotting to take it from Angeline? I want my dildo back! And it want it thoroughly washed!

 

[WickedEve]

Oh, I see. You gave it to RED. What's he going to do with it?

 

[beths-virtue]

you people are sick

but i mean that in a good way

i envy anyone who can follow any type of form, i know i should challenge myself, but then i look at this poem , and think of my top drawer... and poof , any thought of poetry is gone....

 

[Angeline]

I don't care Eve!

I only know that I don't have that monster anymore! LOL

 

[Goodguy2]

Hmmm....I think I'll wait

for it to get back in a girls hand.........I don't have any experience in this corner............

I'm thinking Lauren is needing cleaning out......

GG2

 

[WickedEve]

Angeline, how about "Adventures of Rowdy Ted" or "Abduction of Rowdy Ted."
Start it with an A so we can get this must-read poem near the top of the list.

 

[Goodguy2]

Wait, is Red a

man or a woman? LOL

And, what the hell does RL mean?

GG2

Still a newby

 

[WickedEve]

S.J. and s.p. I know you guys don't rhyme, but... oh never mind. lol

Where's kdog and Judo? Angeline wants, at least, 10 more stanzas!

 

[WickedEve]

R/L real life

Angeline, did you have a boyfriend named Ted?

 

[WickedEve]

Red is a creature. I think it's both male and female... well, it likes both. tee hee

 

[Goodguy2]

I can give her

10 more stanzas but the stories gotta take a twist here. Come on Redwave, take it and give it ta someone else! LOL!!

Thanks on the RL thing WE.

GG2

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: Hmmm....I think I'll wait

for it to get back in a girls hand.........I don't have any experience in this corner............

I'm thinking Lauren is needing cleaning out......

GG2

LOL

This is too funny! If I wait for another week this will be either long over, or 243 stanzas long...

I guess I'll have to come later and post something! But if I don't get my work done because of you people, I'm going to sue! *eyeing angie-the-mastermind and eve-the-wicked*

 

[Angeline]

Let RED have er Ted for a stanza

my goodness he just got it!

And I thought about this, Eve--I was very careful to use a name that is not an ex-anything! Then I remembered--I did have a professor named Ted when I was in college. He was pretty cute, too. I sorta had a crush on him. I haven't thought of him in years.

OMG. (Major blushing.) He filtered up from my subconscious and was reborn as a dildo! LMAO

 

[WickedEve]

I bet the reincarnated Ted is teaching you more than the old Ted ever did. tee hee hee hee

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I bet the reincarnated Ted is teaching you more than the old Ted ever did. tee hee hee hee

WICKED EVE!

 

[_Land]

Re: The Purloined Playmate--So Far

Well now. We may have to retitle this Rowdy Ted's Excellent Adventure!

This is edited copy. I tried to made few changes, doing so only to correct typos, keep the continuity of the form, and keep the story moving. If I missed something or you have other revisions, pm me. But not unless you feel really strongly about it--I had not planned to spend the day with a stolen dildo!

So what's next? Will Eve send out a search party? Will Angeline ever recover? What are those shreiks of delight coming from that cave? And where is Lauren sneaking off to....

Carry on, intrepid poets!

Angeline

Eve's dildo is named Rowdy Ted.
Her favored "boy," so thick so strong
who lives sequestered by the bed.
Eve's dildo is named Rowdy Ted.
When powered up, when glowing red,
abuzz he whirs libido's song.
Eve's dildo is named Rowdy Ted.
Her favored "boy," so thick so strong

The Drake

Rowdy Ted was a Wicked dildo,
who took the treasure Eve had to give
and left her asleep, her head on the pillow.
Rowdy Ted was a Wicked dildo.
An open window; the curtains billow;
our darling was visited by a thief!
Rowdy Ted was a Wicked dildo.
Who took the treasure Eve had to give?

Wicked Eve

Rowdy Ted was taken by a thief,
snatched by nimble little fingers -
feminine hands is my belief.
Rowdy Ted was taken by a thief
looking for D battery relief -
Eve unaware as vibration lingers.
Rowdy Ted was taken by a thief,
snatched by nimble little fingers.

_Land

He stands full fourteen inches long
and more than three around.
No wonder someone stole this dong.
He stands full fourteen inches long.
Tis no surprise he’s praised in song.
His length and girth astound.
He stands full fourteen inches long.
and more than three around.

Rybka

Who stole Ted the rowdy dildo?
Who is our Wicked Nemesis,
perhaps a hobbit named Bilbo?
Who stole Ted the rowdy dildo?
Who knows how far this thief will go,
a new trilogy genesis?
Who stole Ted the rowdy dildo?
Who is our Wicked Nemesis?

Angeline

My lord it's big as a baleen!
Whispered softly to herself.
Transfixed was honest Angeline.
My lord it's big as a baleen!
He'll not serve the Wicked queen-
await her, lonely, on some shelf.
My lord it's big as a baleen!
Whispered softly to herself.


Dizzy

Rowdy Ted is cheating,
in and out, the thief’s delight.
His heft her false unseating.
Rowdy Ted is cheating,
all thoughts of Eve’s loss fleeting,
as Angeline enjoys her plight
Rowdy Ted is cheating,
in and out, the thief’s delight.

Goodguy2

She stole the member long and thick,
payback for a poem once scorned.
I’ll fuck myself with your prized prick!
She stole the member long and thick
and fucked herself till she felt sick.
I’ll take another, she forewarned.
She stole the member long and thick.
payback for a poem once scorned.


REDWAVE

Why should the girls have all the fun?
Said wicked REDWAVE in his cave.
I'll ream myself to kingdom come.
Why should the girls have all the fun?
There's plenty there for everyone!
Fourteen will make me scream and rave.
Why should the girls have all the fun?
Said wicked REDWAVE in his cave.

Angeline

With timid knock upon cave door,
exhausted, ill, and barely dressed,
Take him please she doth implore.
With timid knock upon cave door,
Dear REDWAVE keep it evermore:
Take it--my God--it’s possessed!
With timid knock upon cave door,
exhausted, ill, and barely dressed.

Poor angeline is plumb wore out
exhausted, ill, and barely dressed
A hussy, a dildo whore no doubt
Poor Angeline is plumb wore out
Old Ted has fucked her made her shout
Poor Wicked Eve she is depressed
Poor angeline is plumb wore out
exhausted, ill, and barely dressed

 

[Angeline]

Hmmmm

i dunno Eve. Rowdy Ted may be too much man for me. And the professor guy was literary. I like my men literary. Never really went for big dumb types.

Of course, the literary ones are often crazy. But at least I understand them.



Land? Do i have to be a "dildo whore"? I mean like in a poem that's gonna be posted? Men are such dogs. At least Karma admits it. (oh wait i'm the editor. hehehe)

 

[JUDO]

Cumming late to the party...

In bed, the thief dreamed long and clear
Of the purloined one that was now so loved.
Inhaling deep, she pictured it here
In bed, the thief dreamed long and clear
Of its size, its fit - the perfect gear
For desire and need as she hotly shoved
In bed, the thief dreamed long and clear
With obsession for her long, thin beloved.