Pretty please, play with me.

[Lauren Hynde]

Deadline approaches
Lauren Hynde Soundly Asleep,
Wet dream encroaches

Is it too obvious that my favourite Edgar Allan Poe line is from The Imp Of The Perverse?

«The clock strikes, and is the kneel of our welfare. At the same time, it is the chanticleer-note to the ghost that has so long overawed us. It flies -- it disappears -- we are free. The old energy returns. We will labour now. Alas, it is too late»

 

[_Land]

Is it too obvious that my favourite Edgar Allan Poe line is from The Imp Of The Perverse?

«The clock strikes, and is the kneel of our welfare. At the same time, it is the chanticleer-note to the ghost that has so long overawed us. It flies -- it disappears -- we are free. The old energy returns. We will labour now. Alas, it is too late»

didnt no you were a poe girl
Alone
by Edgar Allan Poe


From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.

 

[OT]

I think the size is incorrect
it not that big of a deal
it was embellished for effect
I think the size is incorrect
you'll never find your suspect
searching for the wrong size squeal
I think the size is incorrect
it not that big of a deal

O.T.
peek at my prose

 

[_Land]

Just so we know where were at to date here is a list
Angeline

Eve's dildo is named Rowdy Ted.
Her favored "boy," so thick so strong
who lives sequestered by the bed.
Eve's dildo is named Rowdy Ted.
When powered up, when glowing red,
abuzz he whirs libido's song.
Eve's dildo is named Rowdy Ted.
Her favored "boy," so thick so strong

The Drake

Rowdy Ted was a Wicked dildo,
who took the treasure Eve had to give
and left her asleep, her head on the pillow.
Rowdy Ted was a Wicked dildo.
An open window; the curtains billow;
our darling was visited by a thief!
Rowdy Ted was a Wicked dildo.
Who took the treasure Eve had to give?

Wicked Eve

Rowdy Ted was taken by a thief,
snatched by nimble little fingers -
feminine hands is my belief.
Rowdy Ted was taken by a thief
looking for D battery relief -
Eve unaware as vibration lingers.
Rowdy Ted was taken by a thief,
snatched by nimble little fingers.

_Land

He stands full fourteen inches long
and more than three around.
No wonder someone stole this dong.
He stands full fourteen inches long.
Tis no surprise he’s praised in song.
His length and girth astound.
He stands full fourteen inches long.
and more than three around.

Rybka

Who stole Ted the rowdy dildo?
Who is our Wicked Nemesis,
perhaps a hobbit named Bilbo?
Who stole Ted the rowdy dildo?
Who knows how far this thief will go,
a new trilogy genesis?
Who stole Ted the rowdy dildo?
Who is our Wicked Nemesis?

Angeline

My lord it's big as a baleen!
Whispered softly to herself.
Transfixed was honest Angeline.
My lord it's big as a baleen!
He'll not serve the Wicked queen-
await her, lonely, on some shelf.
My lord it's big as a baleen!
Whispered softly to herself.


Dizzy

Rowdy Ted is cheating,
in and out, the thief’s delight.
His heft her false unseating.
Rowdy Ted is cheating,
all thoughts of Eve’s loss fleeting,
as Angeline enjoys her plight
Rowdy Ted is cheating,
in and out, the thief’s delight.

Goodguy2

She stole the member long and thick,
payback for a poem once scorned.
I’ll fuck myself with your prized prick!
She stole the member long and thick
and fucked herself till she felt sick.
I’ll take another, she forewarned.
She stole the member long and thick.
payback for a poem once scorned.


REDWAVE

Why should the girls have all the fun?
Said wicked REDWAVE in his cave.
I'll ream myself to kingdom come.
Why should the girls have all the fun?
There's plenty there for everyone!
Fourteen will make me scream and rave.
Why should the girls have all the fun?
Said wicked REDWAVE in his cave.

Angeline

With timid knock upon cave door,
exhausted, ill, and barely dressed,
Take him please she doth implore.
With timid knock upon cave door,
Dear REDWAVE keep it evermore:
Take it--my God--it’s possessed!
With timid knock upon cave door,
exhausted, ill, and barely dressed.

_Land
Poor angeline is plumb wore out
exhausted, ill, and barely dressed
A hussy, a dildo whore no doubt
Poor Angeline is plumb wore out
Old Ted has fucked her made her shout
Poor Wicked Eve she is depressed
Poor angeline is plumb wore out
exhausted, ill, and barely dressed

JUDO
In bed, the thief dreamed long and clear
Of the purloined one that was now so loved.
Inhaling deep, she pictured it here
In bed, the thief dreamed long and clear
Of its size, its fit - the perfect gear
For desire and need as she hotly shoved
In bed, the thief dreamed long and clear
With obsession for her long, thin beloved

OT
I think the size is incorrect
it not that big of a deal
it was embellished for effect
I think the size is incorrect
you'll never find your suspect
searching for the wrong size squeal
I think the size is incorrect
it not that big of a deal

 

[Angeline]

We have 13 stanzas

in one day, yet!

I will do another edit tomorrow night. (I do have a job, too, y'know, so keep writing, but maybe oh-slay owwwn-day a little, if you receive my meaning. That's slow down in pig latin. I wanted to show Lauren I speak other languages, too.)

I'm sick of that damn dildo.




Angeline
Opinionated Hussy
Dildo Whore (I'm trying to think of the title as earning an advanced degree)

 

[JUDO]

Re: We have 13 stanzas

Dildo Whore (I'm trying to think of the title as earning an advanced degree)

Should be a period (.) at the end of my last line. Sorry, if I left it out.

And, could it be: Professora de Dildonics?


- Judo

 

[Angeline]

Judo, you are really cool!

I have a true appreciation for a person who recognizes that they made a typo or forgotto or whatever and actually follows up on it.

Also, you like Prez,

If I use Professora aHora Dildonics, may I say I finally got a PhD?

 

[_Land]

Re: Judo, you are really cool!

I have a true appreciation for a person who recognizes that they made a typo or forgotto or whatever and actually follows up on it.

Also, you like Prez,

If I use Professora aHora Dildonics, may I say I finally got a PhD?

PHD, LOL
Pawning Her Dildo(when she was all done with it of course)
Poet Has Dildo (knows how to use it)
Play Her Deep
Poetical Haiku, Dildo, (stole from eve)
Poor Horny Donor
Pussy Heated Dildo(does red have it or was it to hot to handle after angeline was done?


and the list goes on....................................

 

[JUDO]

Pretty Hot Dame (Angeline)
Pre-hensile Device (one for the ah...tail)
Post Horny Denoument (always my fav)

 

[Angeline]

You know when my friends started calling me a "lifer"

I knew it was time to stop with the higher education already. Then I got a job where this real pig of a boss laid a rap on me about how having a PhD was like "being a member of a special club." I found the sleazily smarmy and elitist undertone of his comment so personally repugnant that I never did go back for formal education (although I did feel a need to go home and have a good wash). Ugh.

But these degrees I like! I'll never have AVs as cool as Eve's, but if I ever reach 1,000 posts I'll be the title queen incarnate!

Although my absolute favorite, given to me by he knows who he is and said totally in passing, is too many characters, darnit.

"Complex Unfathomable Beastie"

What a guy.

 

[Goodguy2]

Wait a minute Angie!!!!!

"Then I got a job where this real pig of a boss laid a rap on me about how having a PhD was like "being a member of a special club." I found the sleazily smarmy and elitist undertone of his comment so personally repugnant that I never did go back for formal education."

I resemble that comment!

And yes, I agree that there are too many PhD's that are so stuck on themselves. They need a good enema in which they will be left with nothing. In my book, PhD means you went to school for a long time.

GG2

Feels Angie isn't impressed with me.......

 

[karmadog]

PhDs... Blecch

I hate when they get all pissed because someone calls them 'Mr'.

As if they deserve special consideration for avoiding the real world. Ivory tower trash.

 

[Goodguy2]

Re: PhDs... Blecch

I hate when they get all pissed because someone calls them 'Mr'.

As if they deserve special consideration for avoiding the real world. Ivory tower trash.

Now wait a minute here!!!! I have never made someone call me Dr unless it was another PhD that made me call him/her Dr. Gee wiz.....yer starting to think all PhD's are jerks. They aren't!!

GG2, PhD

Call me Mr

 

[Angeline]

Goodguy, Goodguy

soothe, soothe. It's ok, buddy. I'm impressed with you just fine. I'm impressed with your appreciation for real pizza and the fact that you agreed that basil and rosemary would be competing flavors in spaghetti sauce.

The phd? I'm very proud. (rolling eyes at Karmadog)


(giggle)

 

[Goodguy2]

somehow....

I denote a little sarcasm. I'm gonna go cry now.

GG2

where's the roll of Bounty???

 

[Rybka]

Degrees

BS - Bull Shit

MS - More of the Same

PhD - Piled Higher and Deeper


Regards, Rybka

 

[_Land]

Re: Degrees

BS - Bull Shit

MS - More of the Same

PhD - Piled Higher and Deeper


Regards, Rybka

Thats ok, Ryb Ive got MD = More dick

 

[_Land]

Re: Re: Degrees

Thats ok, Ryb Ive got MD = More dick

Of course that may have something to do with Eves Dildo, but i plead the fifth...............

 

[Angeline]

On Degrees and Convention

Don't mind me, Goodguy--you I like. It's convention and authority that I have a healthy disrespect for. It's sort of a family tradition!

 

[Goodguy2]

Okay, I'll stop crying now.....

I have to, I ran out of Bounty.......

Now, go empty your PM box! LOL

GG2

Post Hole Digger

 

[Rybka]

Thats ok, Ryb Ive got MD = More dick

I thought that was Mostly Dreck!

I never went that way. I just got piled on a couple of times.


Regards, Rybka

 

[_Land]

I thought that was Mostly Dreck!

I never went that way. I just got piled on a couple of times.


Regards, Rybka

Not Dreck, drunk

 

[Rybka]

Not Dreck, drunk

Granted! - If you are a surgeon.


Regards, Rybka

 

[_Land]

Granted! - If you are a surgeon.


Regards, Rybka

I can do surgery, you should see me with my fillet knife

 

[Goodguy2]

Hey _land

....you should see me with my fillet knife

you fish? Table Rock?

GG2

Fishes.