Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Obviously Donald Trump.

Hi everyone!

Ok, back to work I go...lmao

 

[Taegul]

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Yeah, sometimes my jokes even make me cringe. I need a priest..

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Year 8 or 9. Depending on if you turned 13 that year, or started the year aged 13.

Also. We called it 'break'.

Is that when the aussies have breakfast?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Morning break. Hoping to be doing DT cos that was in the canteen corridor and if you could get in the canteen first you got the fresh sugared donuts, and the toast before it went cold and soggy.

I know all of these words and have no fucking clue what you said.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is that when the aussies have breakfast?

You know… they have summer when we have winter, and winter when we have summer… so maybe they have breakfast when we have dinner…

*runs out of the room giggling*

 

[Wand3rlust]

"DT?"

Assuming not delirium tremens...

Design Technology

 

[Wand3rlust]

I know all of these words and have no fucking clue what you said.

Welcome to my world*

*English for 'I know what you mean, I understand and I empathise fully. Just more sarcastically '

 

[UnquietDreams]

Design Technology

Looked it up. Fascinating! Looks like a bit of a cross between an art class and shop class here in the US.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I know all of these words and have no fucking clue what you said.

You don't know "donuts' and "soggy toast?"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You know… they have summer when we have winter, and winter when we have summer… so maybe they have breakfast when we have dinner…

*runs out of the room giggling*

If The World Was Crazy​

If the world was crazy, you know what I'd eat?
A big slice of soup and a whole quart of meat,
A lemonade sandwich, and then I might try
Some roasted ice cream or a bicycle pie,
A nice notebook salad, and underwear roast,
An omelet of hats and some crisp cardboard toast,
A thick malted milk made from pencils and daisies,
And that's what I'd eat if the world was crazy.

If the world was crazy, you know what I'd wear?
A chocolate suit and a tie of eclair,
Some marshmallow earmuffs, some licorice shoes,
And I'd read a paper of peppermint news.
I'd call the boys "Suzy" and I'd call the girls "Harry,"
I'd talk through my ears, and I always would carry
A paper unbrella for when it grew hazy
To keep in the rain, if the world was crazy.

If the world was crazy, you know what I'd do?
I'd walk on the ocean and swim in my shoe,
I'd fly through the ground and I'd skip through the air,
I'd run down the bathtub and bathe on the stair.
When I met somebody I'd say "G'bye, Joe,"
And when I was leaving - then I'd say "Hello."
And the greatest of men would be silly and lazy
So I would be king... if the world was cazy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If The World Was Crazy​

If the world was crazy, you know what I'd eat?
A big slice of soup and a whole quart of meat,
A lemonade sandwich, and then I might try
Some roasted ice cream or a bicycle pie,
A nice notebook salad, and underwear roast,
An omelet of hats and some crisp cardboard toast,
A thick malted milk made from pencils and daisies,
And that's what I'd eat if the world was crazy.

If the world was crazy, you know what I'd wear?
A chocolate suit and a tie of eclair,
Some marshmallow earmuffs, some licorice shoes,
And I'd read a paper of peppermint news.
I'd call the boys "Suzy" and I'd call the girls "Harry,"
I'd talk through my ears, and I always would carry
A paper unbrella for when it grew hazy
To keep in the rain, if the world was crazy.

If the world was crazy, you know what I'd do?
I'd walk on the ocean and swim in my shoe,
I'd fly through the ground and I'd skip through the air,
I'd run down the bathtub and bathe on the stair.
When I met somebody I'd say "G'bye, Joe,"
And when I was leaving - then I'd say "Hello."
And the greatest of men would be silly and lazy
So I would be king... if the world was cazy.

Love, love, love Shel Silverstein! But you know that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You don't know "donuts' and "soggy toast?"

I’m not saying nothing copper!

 

[Photog1rl]

Love, love, love Shel Silverstein! But you know that.

Is there anyone that doesn't? His was the voice of my childhood.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is there anyone that doesn't? His was the voice of my childhood.

I knew his niece. She was a close friend of the family. He was, by her account, every bit as cool a human as you’d hope.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is there anyone that doesn't? His was the voice of my childhood.

I don't know who that is. So me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't know who that is. So me.

Chicago poet, mostly known for his work aimed at younger people, like The Giving Tree, Where the Sidewalk Ends, and A Light in the Attic. Very good at silly verse with a lot of meaning behind it. He died in 1999.

Here is a cross from my thread, an attempt at his work. It is only about a minute.

"Stubbornness," by Shel Silverstein

https://voca.ro/1jkBdiWpiGgb

 

[lavendersilk]

Was this elementary school though?

Yes. I was home-schooled after 4th grade.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Yes. I was home-schooled after 4th grade.

So you got all the snack time...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I don't recall any snack time or other non-lunch break during middle school.
If we'd had such a thing I probably would've spent it in the band room with the other geeks. Probably playing cards or something, and listening to TMBG's "Flood" over and over.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So you got all the snack time...

But never able to experience having a crush on the teacher

 

[SWR101]

But never able to experience having a crush on the teacher

I’m kind of glad for you in that regard

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m kind of glad for you in that regard

Not me, I wasn't home-schooled lol. But I didn't have any hot teachers either.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not me, I wasn't home-schooled lol. But I didn't have any hot teachers either.

Me neither. Not till college anyway. And even then they were grad assistants.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Me neither. Not till college anyway. And even then they were grad assistants.

Same. TAs were aptly named for the T&A component

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Same. TAs were aptly named for the T&A component

Man hornithology was a way better major than physics. I only got hot TA’s in my electives. Stupid physics.