So...today is Arpil 10.2009

[dkmywife]

Numbnuts..responds...

This is What numbmyanus had to say to me...

"Who the fuck do you think you are? Your writeing is pureile and boring. it is over dramatized, It shows no structure and is not erotic in anyway. You are probably in your late teens. Your are probably single and are probably still a virgin. At least in the sense of you putting your tiny little dick in a willing female that you don't have to pay for. Your mommy and daddy probably feed you and clothe you. You sit in front of a Computer spurting your cum all over the keyboard each time you try and write a story.

On the other hand you are a 41 year old man married to a very sexy woman who you allow to fuck as many men and women as she wants to. She doesn't fuck you because she doesn't need to. You suck every mans cum from her cunt each time she comes home. You probably wear your wife's underwear and she probably calls you a sissyboy. Your friends all laugh at you as they fuck your wife. And any kids you have are certainly not yours. Best do a DNA test.

In case you are wondering I am NOT nymius I am his bodyguard. I keep the likes of you away from him. You pathetic little wimp boy. If you persist in insulting my boss then you better change your email address. You will be bombarded."

Numbmyanus...deal. Honestly you should tell your psychiatrist to up your meds.

 

[michchick98]

In case you are wondering I am NOT nymius I am his bodyguard. I keep the likes of you away from him. You pathetic little wimp boy. If you persist in insulting my boss then you better change your email address. You will be bombarded."

Oh, you should be scared now! He threatened to bombard your email! Oooh! Run and hide!

His "bodyguard" is just as much of an imbecile as he is, I see. Can't even spell is "boss's" name correctly.

 

[miwoodsman]

Bodyguard? Wow, this just keeps getting better and better. Kinda reminds me of another individual who posts under a number of alts to pretend he has friends....

 

[dkmywife]

Numbmyanus: Ignored.

Reported Numbmyanus to the webmaster: Apparently he can be as insulting and fowl as he wants. If we put Numbmyanus on the ignore list, he can always come back as an equally annoying buffoon with another name. Poor buffoon must get lonely living in his moms basement, no sorry, his moms garage. Clearly there are anger issues in this poor miscreants life. He hasn't the emotional control of an adult, nor does he have the intellect to pose a rational argument to his objections. But his post suggests he's been on literotica since 2002. I'd say we are dealing with either a mental patient whose only outlet is the I-net or he could be in prison. Yeah, with his low intellect and his overly indulgent aggression...I'd say either mental patient in prison, or a prison inmate with anal retention issues.

 

[sr71plt]

Well, nyminus is no fun. He inspired me to post a LW story just so he could do his performing arts thing on it--and he's ignored it. Could make someone want to pout if they could work up the "care" to do so.

 

[cloudy]

Reported Numbmyanus to the webmaster: Apparently he can be as insulting and fowl as he wants. If we put Numbmyanus on the ignore list, he can always come back as an equally annoying buffoon with another name. Poor buffoon must get lonely living in his moms basement, no sorry, his moms garage. Clearly there are anger issues in this poor miscreants life. He hasn't the emotional control of an adult, nor does he have the intellect to pose a rational argument to his objections. But his post suggests he's been on literotica since 2002. I'd say we are dealing with either a mental patient whose only outlet is the I-net or he could be in prison. Yeah, with his low intellect and his overly indulgent aggression...I'd say either mental patient in prison, or a prison inmate with anal retention issues.

The owners of this site believe in free speech - for everyone.

(and it's "foul." "Fowl" is a bird)

 

[michchick98]

Well, nyminus is no fun. He inspired me to post a LW story just so he could do his performing arts thing on it--and he's ignored it. Could make someone want to pout if they could work up the "care" to do so.

He and his bodyguard are probably busy flooding inboxes. And that sounded SO wrong. (Yes, on purpose.)

 

[michchick98]

Reported Numbmyanus to the webmaster: Apparently he can be as insulting and fowl as he wants. If we put Numbmyanus on the ignore list, he can always come back as an equally annoying buffoon with another name. Poor buffoon must get lonely living in his moms basement, no sorry, his moms garage. Clearly there are anger issues in this poor miscreants life. He hasn't the emotional control of an adult, nor does he have the intellect to pose a rational argument to his objections. But his post suggests he's been on literotica since 2002. I'd say we are dealing with either a mental patient whose only outlet is the I-net or he could be in prison. Yeah, with his low intellect and his overly indulgent aggression...I'd say either mental patient in prison, or a prison inmate with anal retention issues.

It doesn't do a bit of good, unfortunately. This being the Story Feedback Forum, he has every right to give his feedback on stories. Okay, so he goes off the deep end.....WAY off the deep end....but he is giving his feedback. Obviously, most of the authors who he's trashed don't really care what he thinks.

It is fun watching the veins in his neck pop, though. I'm still waiting for his head to implode.

 

[dkmywife]

The owners of this site believe in free speech - for everyone.

(and it's "foul." "Fowl" is a bird)

Thanks. Figured 'fowl' was better because his shit is 'chicken-shit'

 

[Guest]

This is What numbmyanus had to say to me...

"Who the fuck do you think you are? Your writeing is pureile and boring. it is over dramatized, It shows no structure and is not erotic in anyway. . . .<snip>

Numbmyanus...deal. Honestly you should tell your psychiatrist to up your meds.

That's what he left as feedback?

It isn't even original. It's from a movie - Addam's Family Values.

 

[nyminus]

I have decided to write my own story and dedicate it to JW66. Papa Toad. Winterfrog, Brittease and others i can't think of right now but this is for you guys and to hell with the wimphusband. whore wives genre. Hope yall like it. I dnot think the wimp brigade will like it. NYMINUS

Knowing well that the people that publish stories on Literotica are just wringing thier hands in glee and waiting for me to try to publish another story that they can use up all the reasons to rejectit, I will write my own here. To answer the most vocal of critics: no I do not write jerk off stories. I write stories of men that were wronged by thieir wives. If there is sex then it has a reason other than getting a hard on.


Clarence was eagerly waiting for the time clock at work to tell him when he could leave the office. It was a hour commute to the home that he shared with his wife of ten years, Lisa. He and Lisa had two children. Andy was now nine and Becky was eight. When he thought about his wife his cock would get hard and his seven inches would become uncomfortable while driving..He tried to keep his mind off Lisa and what she had promised to do that night. It was Friday and with the weekend comming up they had let the kids spend the weekend with her parents. During that week he had managed to get the homes taken away from five happy families. His job with the bank as mortage officer was fullfilling in the respect that he enjoyed it.

The people that he forclosed on cried and even one was shot and killed in the bank. He had six kids too. You would have thought that a man like this would have choosen another type of job rather than put cars together, Machines could do it better. He was glad that the bank had built a panic room and he made it to safety when the man came in looking for him. The guards took him out and made his body look like swiss cheese. He wished he could have seen the bullets rip him apart but his job was so important that he stayed in the fortress like room.

Now he reflected on that night. He had begged lisa for a couple of years now to have sex with another man while he watched. He had worn her down. "Ok Clarence if it's so important that you see me fuck another man then i will, but you have to be aware of the consequences," Lisa had told him just last night. He finally took his cock out and let it free. He mush have cum just thinking about lisa with another cock in her cause his cock head was all wet and slippery. It seemed to do that a lot lately.

Lisa was waiting for him and actually seemed eager to get started on their adventure. Clarence changed and lisa had already took her shower. All that was left was for Clarence to select her clothing for the night. He went about this with glee. He had told her no bra or paniies and Lisa agreed with him. Se was going out to get fucked so the less clothes was the best option. He choose a black wrap around dress that came to mid thigh. It also had a quick release mechanism at the front. A ripoff from paratroopers that had only to hut the large button and their parachute harness fell away to keep them from getting dragger or tangled up. Clarence had been thinking of this time when he bought it for her.

The two of them went to a large bar where neither was known. There were a few single men there but most were older and shabby looking. Lisa went to the ladies room while Clarence ordered for them. He was well versed in alcaholic beverages from his lunches and he was eager to impress lisa. When she came back they sat in a booth and he saw her Moan Lisa smile on her face. He knew that look and knew that she was excited about the night. " So Clarence just how big should the other man's cock be.?" Lisa asked as she took a large sip from her drink. He never had really thought about it before.

"Oh I'm not really sure Lisa but i am on the large size and I suppose something about as large as me will do," He said.

"No ten or eleven inch cocks then honey?" Lisa said.

"Lisa , He said paitentlyly, "Cocks like those are a myth and most men are my size...or less," He let the last sink in and smiled at his wife. He smiled to himself and settled back to watch Lisa after three single men had arrived. They were just the kind that I wanted fro my wife. I saw that she became very excited as the new men looked at he and flirted. One of them. A guy named Scott came and asked her to dance. I allowed it as i wanted to see Lisa in the arms of another man for the first time. As they were dancing i remembered that Scott was the name of the man that i took her away from in college. Lisa later confessed that she would have went all the way with Scott in a few more weeks. She did saw that she had felt his cock when they dated.

I smiled as I saw them dancing slow and close. Lisa 's body seemed to melt with his and i knew that she had to have felt his cock against her. My own cock was very hard and was now dripping.I Thought about the Scott she went with in college. This Scott was the same built and hair color but he seemed to be a lot bulkier that the rather slim man that i remembered. Then the dance was over and Lisa and Scott came to my booth. He had his arm around his waist and lisa seemed comfortable with it. Lisa picked up her drink and ,throwing her head back, downed it. I knew that i was in for a night to end all nights. I was a little drunk by then and stood when lisa indicated that she was ready to do the dirty.

We left the bar and went next door to a small old hotel that was perfect to watch your wife fuck another man for the first time. While i watched them kissing in the lobby i went and rented a large room. The desk man noticed that my cock was hard as nails. "If there's any left when he's finished with her then call me," he said. I almost shot my load right then listning to a stranger talk like that about Lisa while she was kissing another strange man. I followed them both to the room and i had the chance to see his hand on her naked butt. Once again my cock started to dripping heavily. Lisa and Scott seemed about as anxious as me to get in the room. As soon as i opened the door, they were by me and well in the room. I saw Scott hit Lisa's quick release and her dress fell away.

Scott was just as fast getting his shirt and pants off. As a matter of fact lisa was on her knees before him with his pants puddled around his feet. From his muscular loins stood a large thick cock of at least eleven inches. I stood in the door way with my mouth gaped open as she opened her mouth and swallowed all of him right down to his pubic hair.. Wenh she came off his cock she looked right at me, "Thanks for letting me fuck Scott tonight...it's been so long,"

" Yeah ." Scott said as he shook his shoes off," Like all of four hours Lisa love."

I was hearing but at the same time not hearing. I felt someone push by me and i saw Scotts friends from the bar enter and start to rip thier clothes off. One looked at me and said for me to coplse the door, "We don't want a replay of today when a neighbor...you know the fat man who lived to the right of you...comming in and seeing Lisa spread out on the floor fucked half to death."

I was speechless. He was talking about Sam. Had Sam saw lisa naked. Why was she naked anyway and why were the men there naked with her and why was she looking like she was fucked to death? Before I got the door closed the men were naked and Scott had Lisa on the floor driving his monster cock in her. It looked like she had done this before. "Come on Ted and Jim get naked so i can have the three cock thing," Lisa said and reaching out fro Ted's cock she flipped on her front and opened her ass cheeks up. I saw that Scotts cock didn't even come out of her cunt as she turned around. Ted got behind her turned up butt cheeks and rammed his ten inch cock in her tiny anus. It must not have been small as she took him easily. She had always told me that she didn't like that kind of sex.

Jim sank to his knees before her face and she opened just like she had with Scott and took his ten inch cock all the way down. I am not a stupid person. I could tell that she had done this before. I thought then that Lisa had never taken my cock in her mouth so i nevre knew how talented she was. She had also never taken my cock in her anus before either so she must have done that before. My ears were assaulted by a lot of grunting and screaming then as the four of them came to an earth shattering orgasm. Jim let loose in her mouth and i could see her neck work as she swallowed it all dow. She then looked t his cock and started to milking it for more cum. I didn't realize that she was this acomlished at sucking a cock. Ted pulled it almost out of her ass except for the head.

Scott wrigled out from under her and Lisa looked back at me, "Now Clarence we come to what you have longed for so many years. You get to suck my lovers cum, oh my real lover's cum from my cunt. As you have probably guessed by now, even dumb asses like would not be so blind, it's not the first time," She said as Jim and Scott threw me to the floor and slid my face under Lisa's cunt. It was matted and covered with cum. Her pubic hair was slippery with sperm and a large dollop was just now emerging form her gaping cunt that looked like a raw red tunnel of flesh to me. Lisacontinued as she mashed her cunt to my mouth and I had no choice but to swallow Scott's cum.

Lisa looked at scott, "The little fucker can eat pussy...I told you taht before," She looved under her self at me." You don't think that i'v liked your pathetic little pecker and your one minute fucks do you. Shit I was taking Scott and several others in my ass while we were dating. I was saving my virginity for you asshole." She let me suck and then she told Ted to pull his cock out of her anus. "I never let you fuck me there but now you get to suck another man's cum from it. The releasing of her ass was like taking the enema tube from one. Te'd cum sqired form her anus and Into my mouth. She hadn't cleaned it quite well enough and the cum Ted shot in her acted like an enema and a little shit came out.I swallowed it all down. Ted said something like Lisa should never kiss him again. Lisa said she had no plans to.

The rest of the weekend was spent with lisa fucking a lot of men. Even the desk clerk came up to get a little. Well a lot of her cunt and ass both. He had a nine inch cock which was about lisa's lower limit. I never got to fuck my wife againor kiss her even. I found out that Lisa and her boyfriend had planned this all along. Scott and the other two friends had been living in the rental house next to them. I was paying for it. I let Lisa manage the check book. I had bought a very large house for her in a wealthier section of town. Scott and the others moved in and i moved to the basement. Lisa had a prenupt that ghave her everything if ever I facilliated in her fucking another man. In a divorce i would get nothing but the clothes on my back and lisa got a lot of child support and alimony. I would be ruined.

Not only thjat but i was told that iwould only forclose on real rich people who never paid on time but the bank looked the other way. I was told to let guy's like the one who was killed alone. Not only that but lisa gave jobs to all the people I repossed from plus she fucked the other men and ate thecunt's of the wives and made me watch and then suck the cum off their cocks and eat her out when they finished. The two children weren't mine but I could not prove optherwise or I would end up with concrete shoes. Lisa had taken out several million dollar policies out on me so I knew it was just a matter of time.

The real kicker came when i was not able to get on errection. Lisa had me suck Scoot's cock for him before she fucked him. It wasn't necessary but lisa loved to watch me suck his cock and eat his dirty asshole. At least I got to kiss something. When lisa and Scott went camping they all stayed in a big tent while I shivered on the ground. Even my...I mean Scotths kids spept in a tent. I had to empty out the piss buckets and drink it in front of lisa. She had started making me drink the kids piss bucket too but they never knew it. Every time i am not sucking cock of licking some dirty asshole I have to ask my self why i was so goddamned anxiuos to seeLisa fucked by another man.Careful what you want.

Well there it is. I would write more but i get to tired to. Iam seventy five now so to all you wimps out there suck it./






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[michchick98]

I have decided to write my own story and dedicate it to JW66. Papa Toad. Winterfrog, Brittease and others i can't think of right now but this is for you guys and to hell with the wimphusband. whore wives genre. Hope yall like it. I dnot think the wimp brigade will like it. NYMINUSADICK

Knowing well that the people that publish stories on Literotica are just wringing thier hands in glee and waiting for me to try to publish another story that they can use up all the reasons to rejectit, I will write my own here. To answer the most vocal of critics: no I do not write jerk off stories. I write stories of men that were wronged by thieir wives. If there is sex then it has a reason other than getting a hard on.

Oh goody, we get to have fun with reading a whole story from the mistress of cuckolds! YIPEEE!! My comments and critique are in red, woven intricately throughout the story. No, really, there's need to thank me, I'm happy to do it.

Clarence was eagerly waiting for the time clock at work to tell him when he could leave the office. (clocks talk now? how cool!) It was a (it should be 'an hour' not 'a hour'. Your imbecile translator isn't working again) hour commute to the home that he shared with his wife of ten years, Lisa. He and Lisa had two children. Andy was now nine and Becky was eight. When he thought about his wife his cock would get hard and his seven inches would become uncomfortable while driving..(only one period at the end of a sentence) He tried to keep his mind off Lisa and what she had promised to do that night. It was Friday and with the weekend comming (aww, spell check broken too? It's 'coming') up they had let the kids spend the weekend with her parents. During that week he had managed to get the homes taken away from five happy families. His job with the bank as mortage (yeah, spell check is definitely not working, it's 'mortgage' you nitwit) officer was fullfilling ('fulfilling' - three L's, not four) in the respect that he enjoyed it. (figures he'd enjoy putting people out of their homes. He probably likes taking candy from small children, too. What a schmuck.)

The people that he forclosed (SPELL CHECK, SPELL CHECK, SPELL CHECK! the word is 'foreclosed') on cried and even one was shot and killed in the bank. He had six kids too. You would have thought that a man like this would have choosen (uh, 'chosen') another type of job rather than put cars together, (uh, I thought he was a 'mortage' officer?) Machines could do it better. He was glad that the bank had built a panic room and he made it to safety when the man came in looking for him. The guards took him out and made his body look like swiss cheese. He wished he could have seen the bullets rip him apart but his job was so important that he stayed in the fortress like room.

Now he reflected on that night. He had begged lisa (proper names are always capitalized, even in your own fucked up world) for a couple of years now to have sex with another man while he watched. He had worn her down. "Ok Clarence if it's so important that you see me fuck another man then i will, but you have to be aware of the consequences," Lisa had told him just last night. He finally took his cock out and let it free. He mush have (mush have? Is that a new phrase we're unaware of as yet?) cum just thinking about lisa (capitalize her name, there sunshine. After all, she's giving you a boner) with another cock in her cause his cock head was all wet and slippery. It seemed to do that a lot lately. (maybe if he didn't jerk-off with swiss cheese so much, it wouldn't)

Lisa was waiting for him and actually seemed eager to get started on their adventure. Clarence changed and lisa (Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa! Get it now?) had already took her shower. All that was left was for Clarence to select her clothing for the night. He went about this with glee. He had told her no bra or paniies (paniies? What are paniies? Are they something imported from Europe?) and Lisa agreed with him. Se (who is Se?) was going out to get fucked so the less clothes was the best option. He choose a black wrap around dress that came to mid thigh. It also had a quick release mechanism at the front. A ripoff from paratroopers that had only to hut (dude, proofread, please? It's 'hit') the large button and their parachute harness fell away to keep them from getting dragger (yeah, getting dragger is a real pain in the ass. Worse than getting 'dragged') or tangled up. Clarence had been thinking of this time when he bought it for her.

The two of them went to a large bar where neither was known. There were a few single men there but most were older and shabby looking. Lisa went to the ladies room while Clarence ordered for them. He was well versed in alcaholic beverages (but he obviously wasn't well versed in 'alcoholic' beverages since he can't spell the damned word) from his lunches and he was eager to impress lisa. (so not going there again) When she came back they sat in a booth and he saw her Moan Lisa (is this a cheap knock off of the famous "Mona Lisa" by DaVinci? And really, if you can capitalize the name of a painting, can't you capitalize his wife's name consistently?) smile on her face. He knew that look and knew that she was excited about the night. " So Clarence just how big should the other man's cock be.?" (pick one. A sentence gets a period, a question gets a question mark) Lisa asked as she took a large sip from her drink. He never had really thought about it before.

"Oh I'm not really sure Lisa but i am on the large size and I suppose something about as large as me will do," He said. ('he' should not be capitalized here. Maybe you could take that capitalized letter, convert it to an L and add it to a few of the 'lisas' up above)

"No ten or eleven inch cocks then honey?" Lisa said. (actually, it would be 'Lisa asked' and I'm proud of you, you actually remembered to capitalize her name here. And ten or eleven inch cocks? It's not the size, but how you use it that counts.)

"Lisa , (<== should be a closing quote here, no space after the comma and 'he' should be lowercase here ==>) He said paitentlyly, ('paitentlyly?' Are you serious? Do you even have a spell checker?) "Cocks like those are a myth and most men are my size...or less," (<==if this was the end of his dialogue and not followed by a 'he said' [lower case 'he' remember] then the comma should be replaced with a period) He let the last sink in and smiled at his wife. He smiled to himself and settled back to watch Lisa after three single men had arrived. They were just the kind that I wanted fro my wife. (You want a fro for your wife? Hey, whatever floats your boat, dude. But why did you switch to first person POV here? ==>) I saw that she became very excited as the new men looked at he and flirted. One of them. A guy named Scott came and asked her to dance. I allowed it as i ('I' should always be capitalized when referring to oneself.) wanted to see Lisa in the arms of another man for the first time. As they were dancing i (captial 'I") remembered that Scott was the name of the man that i (ditto) took her away from in college. Lisa later confessed that she would have went all the way with Scott in a few more weeks. She did saw that she had felt his cock when they dated.

I smiled as I saw them dancing slow and close. Lisa 's body seemed to melt with his and i (captial 'I") knew that she had to have felt his cock against her. My own cock was very hard and was now dripping. (a space goes between sentences, but only one.) I Thought about the Scott she went with in college. This Scott was the same built and hair color but he seemed to be a lot bulkier that the rather slim man that i (captial 'I")remembered. Then the dance was over and Lisa and Scott came to my booth. He had his arm around his waist and lisa seemed comfortable with it. (I'm sure she would be comfortable if he had his arm around his own waist, but she's gotta be getting pissed since you can't seem to consistently capitalize her name) Lisa picked up her drink and , (no space between 'and' and the comma) throwing her head back, downed it. I knew that i (captial 'I")was in for a night to end all nights. I was a little drunk by then and stood when lisa (Lisa. Capital L.) indicated that she was ready to do the dirty.

We left the bar and went next door to a small old hotel that was perfect to watch your wife fuck another man for the first time. While i (captial 'I")watched them kissing in the lobby i(captial 'I") went and rented a large room. The desk man noticed that my cock was hard as nails. "If there's any left when he's finished with her then call me," he said. I almost shot my load right then listning ('listening' - channel some of that anger and hate and see if you can find your spell checker) to a stranger talk like that about Lisa while she was kissing another strange man. I followed them both to the room and i (captial 'I")had the chance to see his hand on her naked butt. Once again my cock started to dripping heavily. Lisa and Scott seemed about as anxious as me to get in the room. As soon as i (captial 'I")opened the door, they were by me and well in the room. I saw Scott hit Lisa's quick release and her dress fell away.

Scott was just as fast getting his shirt and pants off. As a matter of fact lisa (Oh, I give up! ) was on her knees before him with his pants puddled around his feet. From his muscular loins stood a large thick cock of at least eleven inches. (wait, I thought cocks that big were a myth?) I stood in the door way with my mouth gaped open as she opened her mouth and swallowed all of him right down to his pubic hair.. (Yeah, I guess that would deserve two periods. Geez, she must have an enormous mouth!) Wenh (two words: SPELL CHECK) she came off his cock she looked right at me, "Thanks for letting me fuck Scott tonight...it's been so long," (<==uh, period here, not a comma and she hasn't fucked him yet, she just took that enormous schlong down her equally enormous throat, and if you don't write stroke, why does size matter? Size of a guy's dick only matters in stroke stories)

" Yeah ." (<== no space between the first quotes and 'Yeah' and the end quotes. Comma not period) Scott said as he shook his shoes off," Like all of four hours Lisa love."

I was hearing but at the same time not hearing. I felt someone push by me and i (captial 'I")saw Scotts friends from the bar enter and start to rip thier (S-P-E-L-L C-H-E-C-K) clothes off. One looked at me and said for me to coplse (He wanted you to do WHAT to the door? How rude! Most people would ask you to open it or close it) the door, "We don't want a replay of today when a neighbor...you know the fat man who lived to the right of you...comming (c-o-m-i-n-g) in and seeing Lisa spread out on the floor fucked half to death."

I was speechless. He was talking about Sam. Had Sam saw lisa rolleyes naked. Why was she naked anyway and why were the men there naked with her and why was she looking like she was fucked to death? Before I got the door closed the men were naked and Scott had Lisa on the floor driving his monster cock in her. It looked like she had done this before. "Come on Ted and Jim get naked so i (captial 'I")can have the three cock thing," (Geez, first she has a mile long mouth and throat, now she has a three cock thing? She must be some kinda freak! No wonder you want her to fuck other men, you must feel sorry for the way she looks) Lisa said and reaching out fro Ted's cock (Ted has a fro on his cock? Cool! Matches the fro Lisa has, I'll bet!) she flipped on her front and opened her ass cheeks up. (Now, on top of the whole mouth and throat thing and the three cock machine, she has ass cheeks that open? Maybe you shouldn't take her out in public, she might frighten small children. Although, you'd enjoy that, wouldn't you?) I saw that Scotts (<== there should be an apostrophe before the 's' because the cock belongs to Scott [well, for now it does]) cock didn't even come out of her cunt as she turned around. (Scott must be a contortionist if Lisa can turn around and his cock is still inside her. Damn. A man who can fuck around corners, what a dream!) Ted got behind her turned up butt cheeks (Wait, do they turn up or open?) and rammed his ten inch cock (another man with a mythical cock?) in her tiny anus. (well, if her anus is too small, just have her open or turn up her ass cheeks! ) It must not have been small as she took him easily. She had always told me that she didn't like that kind of sex. (Surprise! Her ass cheeks open and turn up, what'd you expect?)

Jim sank to his knees before her face and she opened just like she had with Scott and took his ten inch cock all the way down. I am not a stupid person. (hehe, could've fooled me on that one!) I could tell that she had done this before. I thought then that Lisa had never taken my cock in her mouth so i nevre (Repeat after me: I ( with a captial 'I")will learn how to spell, I will learn how to spell, I will learn how to spell....) knew how talented she was. She had also never taken my cock in her anus before either so she must have done that before. My ears were assaulted by a lot of grunting and screaming then as the four of them came to an earth shattering orgasm. Jim let loose in her mouth and i (captial 'I") could see her neck work as she swallowed it all dow. (So THAT'S what happened to the Dow. It didn't crash, Lisa swallowed it! Geez, talk about indigestion, no wonder her mouth and throat are so huge!) She then looked t (is she bug eyed too? I mean she's still got his enormous cock in her mouth, yet she can look at it? Is this woman a reincarnation of the elephant man?) his cock and started to milking it for more cum. I didn't realize that she was this acomlished (a-c-c-o-m-p-l-i-s-h-e-d. Spell check is your friend, really. It won't bite if you use it regularly) at sucking a cock. Ted pulled it almost out of her ass except for the head.

Scott wrigled (wrigled? is this a combination of writhed and wiggled? Cool! Looky everyone, a new word!) out from under her and Lisa looked back at me, "Now Clarence we come to what you have longed for so many years. You get to suck my lovers cum, oh my real lover's cum from my cunt. As you have probably guessed by now, even dumb asses like would not be so blind, it's not the first time," She ('she' is not capitalized here. Take some of those unnecessary capital letters and put them where they should go, please!) said as Jim and Scott threw me to the floor and slid my face under Lisa's cunt. It was matted and covered with cum. Her pubic hair was slippery with sperm and a large dollop was just now emerging form her gaping cunt that looked like a raw red tunnel of flesh to me. Lisacontinued (I can understand why she shortened her name to just Lisa. Lisacontinued takes too long to say and type) as she mashed her cunt to my mouth and I had no choice but to swallow Scott's cum. (YAY! You remembered the apostrophe!)

Lisa looked at scott, (oh, now you've forgotten to capitalize Scott's name. Hope he drills you good for that one!) "The little fucker can eat pussy...I told you taht (t-h-a-t ) before," She looved (<==I have nothing to say about this word except, huh?) under her self at me." You don't think that i'v (captial 'I" and add an 'e') liked your pathetic little pecker and your one minute fucks do you. (<== question mark, not period) Shit I was taking Scott and several others in my ass while we were dating. I was saving my virginity for you asshole." She let me suck and then she told Ted to pull his cock out of her anus. "I never let you fuck me there but now you get to suck another man's cum from it. (<== missed the closing quote here) The releasing of her ass was like taking the enema tube from one. Te'd (<== there's the apostrophe that was missing from earlier! I knew we'd find it!) cum sqired ('s-q-u-i-r-t-e-d) form (f-r-o-m) her anus and Into (<== you capitalized 'into' but you can't capitalize what you're supposed to?) my mouth. She hadn't cleaned it quite well enough and the cum Ted shot in her acted like an enema and a little shit came out.I swallowed it all down. Ted said something like Lisa should never kiss him again. Lisa said she had no plans to.

The rest of the weekend was spent with lisa (Captial L!) fucking a lot of men. Even the desk clerk came up to get a little. Well a lot of her cunt and ass both. He had a nine inch cock which was about lisa's rolleyes lower limit. I never got to fuck my wife againor (againor? Another new word! WHEEE!) kiss her even. I found out that Lisa and her boyfriend had planned this all along. Scott and the other two friends had been living in the rental house next to them. I was paying for it. I let Lisa manage the check book. I had bought a very large house for her in a wealthier section of town. Scott and the others moved in and i (captial 'I")moved to the basement. Lisa had a prenupt (prenup [no 't']) that ghave (g-a-v-e, no the 'h' isn't silent. It doesn't even belong there!) her everything if ever I facilliated (f-a-c-i-l-i-t-a-t-e-d) in her fucking another man. In a divorce i (captial 'I")would get nothing but the clothes on my back and lisa got a lot of child support and alimony. I would be ruined. (Maybe if you capitalized her name more often she would give you some leeway? And why would she want your puny little seven inch cock when she has a nine, ten and eleven inch one? Really, it's okay, don't be jealous. They're only mythical cocks! At least, according to you they were!)

Not only thjat (t-h-a-t) but i was told that i(captial 'I" and a space)would only forclose (f-o-r-e-c-l-o-s-e) on real rich people who never paid on time but the bank looked the other way. I was told to let guy's like the one who was killed alone. Not only that but lisa (Capital L!) gave jobs to all the people I repossed (r-e-p-o-s-s-e-s-s-e-d) from plus she fucked the other men and ate thecunt's (space between 'the' and 'cunt' and no apostrophe between the 't' and 's') of the wives and made me watch and then suck the cum off their cocks and eat her out when they finished. The two children weren't mine but I could not prove optherwise (o-t-h-e-r-w-i-s-e) or I would end up with concrete shoes. Lisa had taken out several million dollar policies out on me so I knew it was just a matter of time.

The real kicker came when i (captial 'I")was not able to get on errection. (e-r-e-c-t-i-o-n and most straight men wouldn't want to get on an erection! ) Lisa had me suck Scoot's (who's Scoot? A new character so late in the story?) cock for him (so the whole 'straight guy' thing obviously doesn't apply to you. My bad.) before she fucked him. It wasn't necessary but lisa (CAPITAL L!) loved to watch me suck his cock and eat his dirty asshole. At least I got to kiss something. When lisa (DITTO!) and Scott went camping they all stayed in a big tent while I shivered on the ground. Even my...I mean Scotths (Who's Scotth? Really, you shouldn't introduce new characters so late in the story) kids spept (you know, there are doctors that can correct that kind of thing. Kids shouldn't have to go through life spepting, it's not healthy) in a tent. I had to empty out the piss buckets and drink it in front of lisa. (Again, maybe if you'd capitalized her name more, she wouldn't have made you drink piss, so it serves you right) She had started making me drink the kids piss bucket too but they never knew it. Every time i (captial 'I")am not sucking cock of licking some dirty asshole I have to ask my self why i (captial 'I")was so goddamned (<== two words) anxiuos (a-n-x-i-o-u-s) to seeLisa (<== two words, but I see you capitalized her name! Bravo!) fucked by another man. (put a space between sentences) Careful what you want.

Well there it is. I would write more but i get to tired to. Iam seventy five now so to all you wimps out there suck it./

Yeah, that explains a lot, but nothing at all. Judging by the huge amount of spelling and grammatical errors in this story, not to mention the other glaring mistakes, I can see why your other stuff was rejected.

And seriously, this story wouldn't be so bad if you find yourself a good editor. All that said, this sure does look like a wimp husband story to me. Isn't that what you've been bitching about endlessly that you hate? Yeah, thought so.

Glad I could help!

 

[dkmywife]

honestly...

Nyminus

This hostile spew is not hurting anyone but yourself. By being so negative you visit more negativity on your self. Few people 'like' you so far as I can tell. I know I do not care for the manner in which you choose to 'express' yourself. I like writing stuff that makes people feel good and horny is a good feeling. You might try writing about what makes you feel good, what makes you horny not spewing forth the bile of how life has embittered you. This is what I suspect these stories are about. Nobody can be that angry and not have some issues underlying that deep seated hostility.

knew a young soldier in the first Gulf War who stepped on a mine and blew both his nuts off and 2 thirds of his cock. Luckily one nut was recovered and successfully attached. took him a year to get transplanted dick. yeah they transplant those too. If anyone had a reason to be angry, bitter and miserable he did. FYI the transplant was a monster. He is now a happy camper...with a functional dick.

Whatever happened to embitter you is likely not as bad as what happened to the poor guy I just mentioned. now try to write something nice.

Dkmywife.

 

[bezelcrix]

Nyminus

This hostile spew is not hurting anyone but yourself. By being so negative you visit more negativity on your self. Few people 'like' you so far as I can tell. I know I do not care for the manner in which you choose to 'express' yourself. I like writing stuff that makes people feel good and horny is a good feeling. You might try writing about what makes you feel good, what makes you horny not spewing forth the bile of how life has embittered you. This is what I suspect these stories are about. Nobody can be that angry and not have some issues underlying that deep seated hostility.

knew a young soldier in the first Gulf War who stepped on a mine and blew both his nuts off and 2 thirds of his cock. Luckily one nut was recovered and successfully attached. took him a year to get transplanted dick. yeah they transplant those too. If anyone had a reason to be angry, bitter and miserable he did. FYI the transplant was a monster. He is now a happy camper...with a functional dick.

Dkmywife.

Hey Nyminus...why do they refer to your threads as "hostile spew" man that took guts to get that out. I don't find you as hostile mas they do. I too am hostile as far as they are concerned. They are all ( either as you like to call them 'politically correct little assholes or total wimps and you scare them. You upset their little apple cart. They were happy to lick assholes and suck shit from their asses and here you are analysing them and they can't stand it. They are like little children (the trisome 21 type) Oh I guess nthat i can't get you to tone down...no I didn't think so...hahahahahahahahaha
Whatever happened to embitter you is likely not as bad as what happened to the poor guy I just mentioned. now try to write something nice.

 

[dkmywife]

Nyminus: Alias

This last character must be a nyminus alias, or they are serving time in the same prison/ mental hospital being treated for chronic asshole syndrome. Go step on a land mind or something.

 

[michchick98]

Hey Nyminus...why do they refer to your threads as "hostile spew" man that took guts to get that out. I don't find you as hostile mas they do. I too am hostile as far as they are concerned. They are all ( either as you like to call them 'politically correct little assholes or total wimps and you scare them. You upset their little apple cart. They were happy to lick assholes and suck shit from their asses and here you are analysing them and they can't stand it. They are like little children (the trisome 21 type) Oh I guess nthat i can't get you to tone down...no I didn't think so...hahahahahahahahaha
Whatever happened to embitter you is likely not as bad as what happened to the poor guy I just mentioned. now try to write something nice.

You and nyminusadick obviously went to the same writing school. Now, where did I put my imbecile translator? I know it's around here somewhere...

 

[nyminus]

Yo Bettleman

Thanks for writing. To answer your question. They are just nasty little trolls, thats about all I can say. They are pathetic little wimps that never get any respect in real life or perhaps they are married to some strong woman that wont put up with their crap. That's why they are here. I give them hell because they are such miserable creatures. I ignore them mostly because they are probably snotty nosed little pimply faced brats that need their faces slapped till the pimples bleed.
I get their ire because i hate wimp / humility little beat their two inch pee pees. Ignore them. The people they know in real life do because they deserve it. Thanks again fior kind words NYMINUS

 

[michchick98]

Thanks for writing. To answer your question. They are just nasty little trolls, thats about all I can say. They are pathetic little wimps that never get any respect in real life or perhaps they are married to some strong woman that wont put up with their crap. That's why they are here. I give them hell because they are such miserable creatures. I ignore them mostly because they are probably snotty nosed little pimply faced brats that need their faces slapped till the pimples bleed.
I get their ire because i hate wimp / humility little beat their two inch pee pees. Ignore them. The people they know in real life do because they deserve it. Thanks again fior kind words NYMINUS

Wow! I actually understood this! So that whole story you wrote about a few posts up (or down depending on how you view these threads) isn't exactly the type of story you bitch about? Could've fooled me.

Have a nice day there sunshine. Don't pop a vein, I heard it's quite painful.

 

[dkmywife]

numbmyanus

Clearly your pshych meds need changing. They also make ointments now for your bleeding asshole.
Remember Prison showers are no place to drop the soap. Poor guy. You think that I am writing about my 'true life experiences' sorry, that is not so. You my friend have that issue

 

[dkmywife]

Nyminus AKA Irrate Anonymous

Nyminus

Did you drop the soap in the prison shower again? Remember they do make ointment for bleeding ass-holes.

I suggest that you take a valium and call me in the morning. Calm yourself man, as I said before your responses beg shamelessly for this sort of retort.

You only bring this on your self....Dickweed, back at you.

 

[nyminus]

Damn pesky mosquitoes all over the place trying to get my goat. I just sqush the little motherfuckers. Any way I am immune to them.

Let's see today is the 13th of May and there is one story that is about the lowest of all. It's called white wife by bobfr...maybe that stands for bob for dicks and then french them. The dumb ass author lets his innocent wife get her cunt stretched out to where she can't even feel his little dimgus any more so that he can get better seats at a North Dakota basketball league games...Man is this sick and so is bob(for cocks) fr(ench em) puke. All you wimps be sure to read this I am sure you will have many orgasms with your little drippy cocks.

 

[dkmywife]

From Nyminus...alias Fuckyou.com posted to my feedback.

Comments:

"Your pathetic ego knows no bounds. You spout worse nonsense than Nymnius, if that is his name, ever could. At least he makes sense. And for your information I am NOT Nyminus, hell I can't even spell his name. No I am just a reader who had the misfortune to read one of your stories. I am so sorry I did. There are a large number of really bad and sick stories on this site. But I didn't know that someone could write such rubbish. Even Nyminus him self writes better than you. Why don't you leave comments on your story. Let people tell you how bad the story is. After all writers on this site are supposed to write stories readers like. Your story, I haven't read your other one simply because gay sex is something I have no interest in and the fact you write about it tells me that you should really come out of the closet. Nothing wrong with being gay or bi it is very fashionable these days. It just isn't me. so stop stroking your ego for a moment and think who are you trying to please your self or the readers. My guess is you couldn't give a shit about the readers. that's up to you. But expect more emails and comments about your stories. Don't worry I won't contact you again. After all you thick skull can't process anything apart from your stories and I assume letting better men and probably women as well fuck your wife to climaxs you can't give her any more just like every other swinger on this site."

Nyminus My response was here only. You aren't fooling anyone pretending to be someone else.
Your ass bleeds the same every time you get zinged.

Remember take two Prozac, one zoloft and one bleeding asshole suppository. I'm concerned about the blood loss you may be experiencing by this continued ass Rape.

r

 

[krastner]

Nyminus...I see you have all the sites readers that have to get their daily ration of humility and wimpdom mad as hell. I have never seen suck hostility from creeps like the dickmywife creature. It's halarious. Actually they are hilarious and so fukin transparant too. A retard can see where they come from. I wonder how much more it will go on. Oh well since the idiots don't have anything better to do with their time. Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha

 

[dkmywife]

krastner

I suspect you suffer from the same mental disorder nyminus suffers from. I take offense at the fowl nature of your comments. I suspect you and Nyminus are one in the same. You both write the same shit the same way and being fowl is your M.O. Ego, has nothing to do with it. I've dealt my whole life with fuck heads like you. Those who aren't in jail for doing something stupid are dead from doing something stupid. you are an infantile moron. if by chance you are a different person than Nyminus I suspect you were not beaten enough as a child when you needed to be. Long term consequences of being rude to people is that one day you have to live with the fact that you allowed that part of yourself out into the world. When you mature enough to regret being so fowl, you will feel like shit.

I am of the belief that you and nyminus if you are different people have never been laid.

 

[nyminus]

Today is the 25 of May and there are less and less wimp/slut/humiliation stories on the site. Matter of fact on this day woodmanone wrote a very nice story about a wife that, not olly doesn't cheat, but kicks her predator boss in the balls(as if he had them) then there is a nice one about a pregnant woman that thinks of sex with her husband by JV 2009 and a couple of others. I like to think that the wimp/humiliation freaks are dying off.