So...today is Arpil 10.2009

[nyminus]

I can't get mad at you because you make me laugh so much

 

[michchick98]

I can't get mad at you because you make me laugh so much

I wasn't asking you to get mad, you schmuck, I was asking why you seem to hate the wimp husband stories so much, yet you "penned" one of your own.

But obviously, the question was too much for your peabrain so I'll settle for remaining silent on this thread once again and laugh at you talking to yourself.

 

[Reshbod]

Gee, I thought if you didn't feed trolls like nyminus, they'd fade away.

If it makes you "happy" to read stories you hate, beat your little pud because they turn you on, then feel bad and rant and rave, then knock yourself out.

 

[nyminus]

I hyave been perusing the site and I find that a lot of the wimp/humility whore wife writers have gone away except for a few die hards. They seem to be immunine to the truthabout thier personality disorders. Let be repeate...am man well at least a male? who lets his wife fuck another man so he can heap abuse on himself has got to be in bad need of help. I know the kind of help they really need is a funeral...They will be like this till they die...I can just imagine how they must suffer in their dreams as they watch their wives being screwed by men with larger cocks than their own three inches. Ican imagine the torment as they get pummeled by huge men who are forever taking their wives away from them while she helps the big man heap all kind of abuse on him. I can just imagine as he cringes as they shit and piss on him. His kids are the worst. Well not to make this a pedo post...they use all their imagination to let him know what he is including the dream where his daughter takes him to school for show and tell. She stand with him kneeling in the front of the class and then she lifts her dress and urinates all over him. Her classmates each come forward and either, deficates or urinates in his mouth as he cries with joy on the humiliation he recieves.. Boy is this guy sick.

 

[nyminus]

Just here to give proper homage to happy_married_guy. now heres a real man that knows what it's all about. He is not a woosey wimp like most of the other LW writers are >his story is 11/08.09 ...Renion ...thanks god some men still have their balls

 

[sr71plt]

Glad you found something you like. That's the good thing about Lit. There should be something here to satisfy just about anyone operating within legal limits.

 

[Happy_Married_Man]

Hello Nyminus

Just here to give proper homage to happy_married_guy. now heres a real man that knows what it's all about. He is not a woosey wimp like most of the other LW writers are >his story is 11/08.09 ...Renion ...thanks god some men still have their balls

It's actually Happy_Married_Man, but that's okay. Well thank you for your comment and for your homage to me. It is of course totally unworthy of any homage. But thank you anyway.

Regards

HMM

 

[nyminus]

Sorry about getting your handle wrong. You are wrong that you are not deserving. Anyone that writes about real wives and husbands deserves [raise. With all the sissy boy wimp husbands and whore wives it's really nice to find that all men have not checked their balls at the door, Mc chickedeee I don't think you should use words that mean cock when you really hate the little dingaling hanging from your groin, poor widdle thingy wingy

 

[krastner]

I'll just keep the thread alive for you. I guess it gets mpretty much to take on all these wimp and humility and whore wife types. I have noticed that they are getting fewer and fewer and what is left just write short shit.

 

[nyminus]

Thanks Kras...Sorry but I haven't been hear lately. What prompted me is the recent rash (like the itchy kind) of LW stories by jerks who :can't write, throw reality out the wndow, are closet queers who want to suck cocks,and have a low oppnion of wives and need their asses kicked,,,

 

[krastner]

I am also remiss. But have been traveling in Europe. So back to Literland (or should I say:cuckoldland) See that rasbutt, or what ever the fagots name is, that he seems to have gone to suck some wee wee. I'll check back later Kras

 

[sr71plt]

Thanks Kras...Sorry but I haven't been hear lately. What prompted me is the recent rash (like the itchy kind) of LW stories by jerks who :can't write, throw reality out the wndow, are closet queers who want to suck cocks,and have a low oppnion of wives and need their asses kicked,,,

Would jerks who ":can't" [sic] write misuse "here" and think there's a month spelled "Arpil"?

 

[LaRocha]

NyMinus, would the worst Loving Wives story end with the cuckold eating his wife's cream pie, or with the cuckold licking the ass of the man fucking his wife?

 

[nyminus]

Boy for someone so astute you are terrible. I noticed the ARPIL as soon as I posted it but some faps that think they nare the ass end is just now finfing it..WOW...

 

[sr71plt]

Yes, wow indeed.

 

[krastner]

Hello Nyminus

Well I have been off to Europe once again for an extended time. The first thing I did on the computer was to see if you were still going and if the wimps were still writing shit. Yes to both, but I did notice that the trolls who were always trashing you have all but disapeared. I also noticed that none but the hardcore are writing LW stories, either that or the mods aren't publishing them. To this I give all the credit to you. Keep on their wimp asses. Krastner

 

[Reshbod]

Well I have been off to Europe once again for an extended time. The first thing I did on the computer was to see if you were still going and if the wimps were still writing shit. Yes to both, but I did notice that the trolls who were always trashing you have all but disapeared. I also noticed that none but the hardcore are writing LW stories, either that or the mods aren't publishing them. To this I give all the credit to you. Keep on their wimp asses. Krastner

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it does.

I'll add that I thought if you didn't feed trolls they'd die off, but you and nyminus are like a bad cold. You just linger on and on...

 

[nyminus]

Hi Kras... Saw your post here and say thanks for keeping the thread alive. I come on here from time to time to see is any trolls have answered so I can trash them. Guess what only rashbody has answered lately..trolls never die, they just dry up like a turd and start stinking again when you throw water on them. Send me email and tell me all about your trip. I haven't been to Europe in quite a while (really enjoying Hawaii). Why go anywhere. See ya nyminus

 

[krastner]

yo Green one. I came on here to check and saw this little peice of shit by rahsbod. I have to answer it. Hey shit for brains. I will call all the shits on the site what ever I want to and you cam just swallow that piss...that's what you do..right? drink piss and eat shit the breakfast of chumpions for TROLLS. Fuck off.

 

[nyminus]

hey Kras...I am just visiting to see what the trolls wrote. Looks like they all crawled back in their holes. I only came here to slam a (writer?) Matt Moreau. Normally I slam wimps and whore wives but I gotta say that this writer is so dumb ass even a third grader will give him up...He is so dumb that he puts his pants on backward. That's alright as it makes for quicker shitting, which this writer spews out like diherra. Next to wimps and whores his stupid writing is the worlds worse. He used to write stories that said he was an airborne ranger..Hey pule watch that. I was a real one...

 

[LaRocha]

That's an idea, Nymin. An airborne ranger serving in Iraq who's cuckolded by a visiting French intellectual. The wife and the intellectual bang while the Ranger watches via Skype from some shithole in the desert.

 

[michchick98]

hey Kras...I am just visiting to see what the trolls wrote. Looks like they all crawled back in their holes. I only came here to slam a (writer?) Matt Moreau. Normally I slam wimps and whore wives but I gotta say that this writer is so dumb ass even a third grader will give him up...He is so dumb that he puts his pants on backward. That's alright as it makes for quicker shitting, which this writer spews out like diherra. Next to wimps and whores his stupid writing is the worlds worse. He used to write stories that said he was an airborne ranger..Hey pule watch that. I was a real one...

Oh yeah, and your intelligence shines through in this post. Idiot. Did you forget this little piece you wrote about the "whore wife" and the "wimp husband"?:

(Don't worry, I included my original editing for your further reading pleasure)

Clarence was eagerly waiting for the time clock at work to tell him when he could leave the office. (clocks talk now? how cool!) It was a (it should be 'an hour' not 'a hour'. Your imbecile translator isn't working again) hour commute to the home that he shared with his wife of ten years, Lisa. He and Lisa had two children. Andy was now nine and Becky was eight. When he thought about his wife his cock would get hard and his seven inches would become uncomfortable while driving..(only one period at the end of a sentence) He tried to keep his mind off Lisa and what she had promised to do that night. It was Friday and with the weekend comming (aww, spell check broken too? It's 'coming') up they had let the kids spend the weekend with her parents. During that week he had managed to get the homes taken away from five happy families. His job with the bank as mortage (yeah, spell check is definitely not working, it's 'mortgage' you nitwit) officer was fullfilling ('fulfilling' - three L's, not four) in the respect that he enjoyed it. (figures he'd enjoy putting people out of their homes. He probably likes taking candy from small children, too. What a schmuck.)

The people that he forclosed (SPELL CHECK, SPELL CHECK, SPELL CHECK! the word is 'foreclosed') on cried and even one was shot and killed in the bank. He had six kids too. You would have thought that a man like this would have choosen (uh, 'chosen') another type of job rather than put cars together, (uh, I thought he was a 'mortage' officer?) Machines could do it better. He was glad that the bank had built a panic room and he made it to safety when the man came in looking for him. The guards took him out and made his body look like swiss cheese. He wished he could have seen the bullets rip him apart but his job was so important that he stayed in the fortress like room.

Now he reflected on that night. He had begged lisa (proper names are always capitalized, even in your own fucked up world) for a couple of years now to have sex with another man while he watched. He had worn her down. "Ok Clarence if it's so important that you see me fuck another man then i will, but you have to be aware of the consequences," Lisa had told him just last night. He finally took his cock out and let it free. He mush have (mush have? Is that a new phrase we're unaware of as yet?) cum just thinking about lisa (capitalize her name, there sunshine. After all, she's giving you a boner) with another cock in her cause his cock head was all wet and slippery. It seemed to do that a lot lately. (maybe if he didn't jerk-off with swiss cheese so much, it wouldn't)

Lisa was waiting for him and actually seemed eager to get started on their adventure. Clarence changed and lisa (Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa! Get it now?) had already took her shower. All that was left was for Clarence to select her clothing for the night. He went about this with glee. He had told her no bra or paniies (paniies? What are paniies? Are they something imported from Europe?) and Lisa agreed with him. Se (who is Se?) was going out to get fucked so the less clothes was the best option. He choose a black wrap around dress that came to mid thigh. It also had a quick release mechanism at the front. A ripoff from paratroopers that had only to hut (dude, proofread, please? It's 'hit') the large button and their parachute harness fell away to keep them from getting dragger (yeah, getting dragger is a real pain in the ass. Worse than getting 'dragged') or tangled up. Clarence had been thinking of this time when he bought it for her.

The two of them went to a large bar where neither was known. There were a few single men there but most were older and shabby looking. Lisa went to the ladies room while Clarence ordered for them. He was well versed in alcaholic beverages (but he obviously wasn't well versed in 'alcoholic' beverages since he can't spell the damned word) from his lunches and he was eager to impress lisa. (so not going there again) When she came back they sat in a booth and he saw her Moan Lisa (is this a cheap knock off of the famous "Mona Lisa" by DaVinci? And really, if you can capitalize the name of a painting, can't you capitalize his wife's name consistently?) smile on her face. He knew that look and knew that she was excited about the night. " So Clarence just how big should the other man's cock be.?" (pick one. A sentence gets a period, a question gets a question mark) Lisa asked as she took a large sip from her drink. He never had really thought about it before.

"Oh I'm not really sure Lisa but i am on the large size and I suppose something about as large as me will do," He said. ('he' should not be capitalized here. Maybe you could take that capitalized letter, convert it to an L and add it to a few of the 'lisas' up above)

"No ten or eleven inch cocks then honey?" Lisa said. (actually, it would be 'Lisa asked' and I'm proud of you, you actually remembered to capitalize her name here. And ten or eleven inch cocks? It's not the size, but how you use it that counts.)

"Lisa , (<== should be a closing quote here, no space after the comma and 'he' should be lowercase here ==>) He said paitentlyly, ('paitentlyly?' Are you serious? Do you even have a spell checker?) "Cocks like those are a myth and most men are my size...or less," (<==if this was the end of his dialogue and not followed by a 'he said' [lower case 'he' remember] then the comma should be replaced with a period) He let the last sink in and smiled at his wife. He smiled to himself and settled back to watch Lisa after three single men had arrived. They were just the kind that I wanted fro my wife. (You want a fro for your wife? Hey, whatever floats your boat, dude. But why did you switch to first person POV here? ==>) I saw that she became very excited as the new men looked at he and flirted. One of them. A guy named Scott came and asked her to dance. I allowed it as i ('I' should always be capitalized when referring to oneself.) wanted to see Lisa in the arms of another man for the first time. As they were dancing i (captial 'I") remembered that Scott was the name of the man that i (ditto) took her away from in college. Lisa later confessed that she would have went all the way with Scott in a few more weeks. She did saw that she had felt his cock when they dated.

I smiled as I saw them dancing slow and close. Lisa 's body seemed to melt with his and i (captial 'I") knew that she had to have felt his cock against her. My own cock was very hard and was now dripping. (a space goes between sentences, but only one.) I Thought about the Scott she went with in college. This Scott was the same built and hair color but he seemed to be a lot bulkier that the rather slim man that i (captial 'I")remembered. Then the dance was over and Lisa and Scott came to my booth. He had his arm around his waist and lisa seemed comfortable with it. (I'm sure she would be comfortable if he had his arm around his own waist, but she's gotta be getting pissed since you can't seem to consistently capitalize her name) Lisa picked up her drink and , (no space between 'and' and the comma) throwing her head back, downed it. I knew that i (captial 'I")was in for a night to end all nights. I was a little drunk by then and stood when lisa (Lisa. Capital L.) indicated that she was ready to do the dirty.

We left the bar and went next door to a small old hotel that was perfect to watch your wife fuck another man for the first time. While i (captial 'I")watched them kissing in the lobby i(captial 'I") went and rented a large room. The desk man noticed that my cock was hard as nails. "If there's any left when he's finished with her then call me," he said. I almost shot my load right then listning ('listening' - channel some of that anger and hate and see if you can find your spell checker) to a stranger talk like that about Lisa while she was kissing another strange man. I followed them both to the room and i (captial 'I")had the chance to see his hand on her naked butt. Once again my cock started to dripping heavily. Lisa and Scott seemed about as anxious as me to get in the room. As soon as i (captial 'I")opened the door, they were by me and well in the room. I saw Scott hit Lisa's quick release and her dress fell away.

Scott was just as fast getting his shirt and pants off. As a matter of fact lisa (Oh, I give up! ) was on her knees before him with his pants puddled around his feet. From his muscular loins stood a large thick cock of at least eleven inches. (wait, I thought cocks that big were a myth?) I stood in the door way with my mouth gaped open as she opened her mouth and swallowed all of him right down to his pubic hair.. (Yeah, I guess that would deserve two periods. Geez, she must have an enormous mouth!) Wenh (two words: SPELL CHECK) she came off his cock she looked right at me, "Thanks for letting me fuck Scott tonight...it's been so long," (<==uh, period here, not a comma and she hasn't fucked him yet, she just took that enormous schlong down her equally enormous throat, and if you don't write stroke, why does size matter? Size of a guy's dick only matters in stroke stories)

" Yeah ." (<== no space between the first quotes and 'Yeah' and the end quotes. Comma not period) Scott said as he shook his shoes off," Like all of four hours Lisa love."

I was hearing but at the same time not hearing. I felt someone push by me and i (captial 'I")saw Scotts friends from the bar enter and start to rip thier (S-P-E-L-L C-H-E-C-K) clothes off. One looked at me and said for me to coplse (He wanted you to do WHAT to the door? How rude! Most people would ask you to open it or close it) the door, "We don't want a replay of today when a neighbor...you know the fat man who lived to the right of you...comming (c-o-m-i-n-g) in and seeing Lisa spread out on the floor fucked half to death."

I was speechless. He was talking about Sam. Had Sam saw lisa rolleyes naked. Why was she naked anyway and why were the men there naked with her and why was she looking like she was fucked to death? Before I got the door closed the men were naked and Scott had Lisa on the floor driving his monster cock in her. It looked like she had done this before. "Come on Ted and Jim get naked so i (captial 'I")can have the three cock thing," (Geez, first she has a mile long mouth and throat, now she has a three cock thing? She must be some kinda freak! No wonder you want her to fuck other men, you must feel sorry for the way she looks) Lisa said and reaching out fro Ted's cock (Ted has a fro on his cock? Cool! Matches the fro Lisa has, I'll bet!) she flipped on her front and opened her ass cheeks up. (Now, on top of the whole mouth and throat thing and the three cock machine, she has ass cheeks that open? Maybe you shouldn't take her out in public, she might frighten small children. Although, you'd enjoy that, wouldn't you?) I saw that Scotts (<== there should be an apostrophe before the 's' because the cock belongs to Scott [well, for now it does]) cock didn't even come out of her cunt as she turned around. (Scott must be a contortionist if Lisa can turn around and his cock is still inside her. Damn. A man who can fuck around corners, what a dream!) Ted got behind her turned up butt cheeks (Wait, do they turn up or open?) and rammed his ten inch cock (another man with a mythical cock?) in her tiny anus. (well, if her anus is too small, just have her open or turn up her ass cheeks! ) It must not have been small as she took him easily. She had always told me that she didn't like that kind of sex. (Surprise! Her ass cheeks open and turn up, what'd you expect?)

Jim sank to his knees before her face and she opened just like she had with Scott and took his ten inch cock all the way down. I am not a stupid person. (hehe, could've fooled me on that one!) I could tell that she had done this before. I thought then that Lisa had never taken my cock in her mouth so i nevre (Repeat after me: I ( with a captial 'I")will learn how to spell, I will learn how to spell, I will learn how to spell....) knew how talented she was. She had also never taken my cock in her anus before either so she must have done that before. My ears were assaulted by a lot of grunting and screaming then as the four of them came to an earth shattering orgasm. Jim let loose in her mouth and i (captial 'I") could see her neck work as she swallowed it all dow. (So THAT'S what happened to the Dow. It didn't crash, Lisa swallowed it! Geez, talk about indigestion, no wonder her mouth and throat are so huge!) She then looked t (is she bug eyed too? I mean she's still got his enormous cock in her mouth, yet she can look at it? Is this woman a reincarnation of the elephant man?) his cock and started to milking it for more cum. I didn't realize that she was this acomlished (a-c-c-o-m-p-l-i-s-h-e-d. Spell check is your friend, really. It won't bite if you use it regularly) at sucking a cock. Ted pulled it almost out of her ass except for the head.

Scott wrigled (wrigled? is this a combination of writhed and wiggled? Cool! Looky everyone, a new word!) out from under her and Lisa looked back at me, "Now Clarence we come to what you have longed for so many years. You get to suck my lovers cum, oh my real lover's cum from my cunt. As you have probably guessed by now, even dumb asses like would not be so blind, it's not the first time," She ('she' is not capitalized here. Take some of those unnecessary capital letters and put them where they should go, please!) said as Jim and Scott threw me to the floor and slid my face under Lisa's cunt. It was matted and covered with cum. Her pubic hair was slippery with sperm and a large dollop was just now emerging form her gaping cunt that looked like a raw red tunnel of flesh to me. Lisacontinued (I can understand why she shortened her name to just Lisa. Lisacontinued takes too long to say and type) as she mashed her cunt to my mouth and I had no choice but to swallow Scott's cum. (YAY! You remembered the apostrophe!)

Lisa looked at scott, (oh, now you've forgotten to capitalize Scott's name. Hope he drills you good for that one!) "The little fucker can eat pussy...I told you taht (t-h-a-t ) before," She looved (<==I have nothing to say about this word except, huh?) under her self at me." You don't think that i'v (captial 'I" and add an 'e') liked your pathetic little pecker and your one minute fucks do you. (<== question mark, not period) Shit I was taking Scott and several others in my ass while we were dating. I was saving my virginity for you asshole." She let me suck and then she told Ted to pull his cock out of her anus. "I never let you fuck me there but now you get to suck another man's cum from it. (<== missed the closing quote here) The releasing of her ass was like taking the enema tube from one. Te'd (<== there's the apostrophe that was missing from earlier! I knew we'd find it!) cum sqired ('s-q-u-i-r-t-e-d) form (f-r-o-m) her anus and Into (<== you capitalized 'into' but you can't capitalize what you're supposed to?) my mouth. She hadn't cleaned it quite well enough and the cum Ted shot in her acted like an enema and a little shit came out.I swallowed it all down. Ted said something like Lisa should never kiss him again. Lisa said she had no plans to.

The rest of the weekend was spent with lisa (Captial L!) fucking a lot of men. Even the desk clerk came up to get a little. Well a lot of her cunt and ass both. He had a nine inch cock which was about lisa's rolleyes lower limit. I never got to fuck my wife againor (againor? Another new word! WHEEE!) kiss her even. I found out that Lisa and her boyfriend had planned this all along. Scott and the other two friends had been living in the rental house next to them. I was paying for it. I let Lisa manage the check book. I had bought a very large house for her in a wealthier section of town. Scott and the others moved in and i (captial 'I")moved to the basement. Lisa had a prenupt (prenup [no 't']) that ghave (g-a-v-e, no the 'h' isn't silent. It doesn't even belong there!) her everything if ever I facilliated (f-a-c-i-l-i-t-a-t-e-d) in her fucking another man. In a divorce i (captial 'I")would get nothing but the clothes on my back and lisa got a lot of child support and alimony. I would be ruined. (Maybe if you capitalized her name more often she would give you some leeway? And why would she want your puny little seven inch cock when she has a nine, ten and eleven inch one? Really, it's okay, don't be jealous. They're only mythical cocks! At least, according to you they were!)

Not only thjat (t-h-a-t) but i was told that i(captial 'I" and a space)would only forclose (f-o-r-e-c-l-o-s-e) on real rich people who never paid on time but the bank looked the other way. I was told to let guy's like the one who was killed alone. Not only that but lisa (Capital L!) gave jobs to all the people I repossed (r-e-p-o-s-s-e-s-s-e-d) from plus she fucked the other men and ate thecunt's (space between 'the' and 'cunt' and no apostrophe between the 't' and 's') of the wives and made me watch and then suck the cum off their cocks and eat her out when they finished. The two children weren't mine but I could not prove optherwise (o-t-h-e-r-w-i-s-e) or I would end up with concrete shoes. Lisa had taken out several million dollar policies out on me so I knew it was just a matter of time.

The real kicker came when i (captial 'I")was not able to get on errection. (e-r-e-c-t-i-o-n and most straight men wouldn't want to get on an erection! ) Lisa had me suck Scoot's (who's Scoot? A new character so late in the story?) cock for him (so the whole 'straight guy' thing obviously doesn't apply to you. My bad.) before she fucked him. It wasn't necessary but lisa (CAPITAL L!) loved to watch me suck his cock and eat his dirty asshole. At least I got to kiss something. When lisa (DITTO!) and Scott went camping they all stayed in a big tent while I shivered on the ground. Even my...I mean Scotths (Who's Scotth? Really, you shouldn't introduce new characters so late in the story) kids spept (you know, there are doctors that can correct that kind of thing. Kids shouldn't have to go through life spepting, it's not healthy) in a tent. I had to empty out the piss buckets and drink it in front of lisa. (Again, maybe if you'd capitalized her name more, she wouldn't have made you drink piss, so it serves you right) She had started making me drink the kids piss bucket too but they never knew it. Every time i (captial 'I")am not sucking cock of licking some dirty asshole I have to ask my self why i (captial 'I")was so goddamned (<== two words) anxiuos (a-n-x-i-o-u-s) to seeLisa (<== two words, but I see you capitalized her name! Bravo!) fucked by another man. (put a space between sentences) Careful what you want.

Well there it is. I would write more but i get to tired to. Iam seventy five now so to all you wimps out there suck it.

Yep, you're a smart one, all right. Someone ought to be knocking on your door to give you the Nobel Prize in Literature any day now for that brilliant masterpiece.

Really, glad I could keep you on top of things. Have a nice weekend, schmuck.

 

[fridayam]

Michchick, I am LMAO! And you went to all that trouble

 

[sr71plt]

Michchick, I am LMAO! And you went to all that trouble

Yeah, that's amusing. But I didn't realize anyone was suggesting the Nimrod had a brain.

 

[michchick98]

Michchick, I am LMAO! And you went to all that trouble

He just doesn't appreciate fine editing. He never even took my suggestions! And I did miss quite a few mistakes, but I thought I'd given him enough to go on and we could have a second go around once he corrected the first set, but he never contacted me. BOO HOO!

Normally, I wouldn't have given the idiot the time of day, but he keeps going on and on about how much he hates the "whore wife" and "wimp husband" stories and yet, he wrote one of his own!

I felt it my sworn duty to edit it for him when he originally posted it.