Someone fucking stop me....

[Krinaia]

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No SHit - now THATS perverted.

<blushes>

aww, you're just saying that!!!

 

[Krinaia]

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I have a thing for stationary, especially pens. If I don't have just the right one my writing becomes more illegible than usual. It is that bad I have considered geting someone to send me a box of my favourites from Oz but Master may have found an almost suitable replacement for me.

Catalina

I'm the same way. I have a colored pencil collection worth a few hundred dollars. And markers? Well i have around fifty at three dollars a piece each. I bet you can get prismacolors cheaper in Europe.

I refuse to write with a cheap pen. It brings me pain. If absolutely necessary, I will. But I will NOT sketch with a pen that doesn't have good flow. My proffessors trained it out of me to draw with pencils.

And yes the chocolate there is divine. A friend brought a box from Belguim - about twice the size of a kleenex box. My mom ferreted them, giving us each one a day until they were gone. I thought she was going to cry when she eat the bottom layer of the box. Hehe.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Those Belgians have a lot to answer for!!! LOL

Catalina

 

[A Desert Rose]

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And yes the chocolate there is divine. A friend brought a box from Belguim - about twice the size of a kleenex box. My mom ferreted them, giving us each one a day until they were gone. I thought she was going to cry when she eat the bottom layer of the box. Hehe.

I hide chocolate, around my house. Of course, that is provided that I don't sit here and eat it all in one sitting... like I did last night.

 

[Krinaia]

My mom does that too. Except I've figured out a lot of her hiding spots. She gets so mad at me when I pilfer her chocolate covered peants. She used to get the ones with caramel too - but then she lost a tooth that way

Such a naughty girl I was.

 

[Guest]

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<blushes>

aww, you're just saying that!!!

Damn Skippy (whoever that is?) 0- and Im pretty sure it calls for some form of corporal punishment.

But hmmmm what kind????????

Something involving a stapler???????

 

[Krinaia]

no puncturing of skin, no bleeding : HARD LIMITS

 

[Guest]

no puncturing of skin, no bleeding : HARD LIMITS

Hmmmmm Well actually I was thinking we'd just take away your staples then make you collate.

MUAAAGH HA HA HA HAHH (Coughcough hack sputter)

 

[pierced_boy]

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I have a real thing for those itty bitty staplers. I have a purple one and a green one.

Oh Dear
work will never be the same. I work in a shop that sells and repairs PCs etc and sells................. Office Supplies, Little purple and green Staplers rest right by our cash point, waiting to stable EFTPOS receipts to invoices. I wont be able to do this again with a straight face.
I ve worked it out now! All those folk who come in and wonder around the shelves with a glassy look in their eyes. They all lust after the staplers and the little bitty single hole punches.

The cute little things that raise their blood pressure. Even kids do it maybe there is method in giving pencils at Halloween, bringing the kids into the fold.

ADR and Miss T you sneaky delightful perverts.

Do you girls do scrapebooking? This is just taking off here, all those lovely papers and shiny cards and glitter pens....... oops what am I saying


H

 

[Krinaia]

I am a serious lover of pens. I don't do things filled with glitter.

PAH-leeease! Give me some credit here

 

[Krinaia]

Hmmmmm Well actually I was thinking we'd just take away your staples then make you collate.

MUAAAGH HA HA HA HAHH (Coughcough hack sputter)

i thought you guys were going to punish me


next thing you'll tease me and tell me you're going to make me stuff envelopes. Good one, hehehehe

 

[Guest]

i thought you guys were going to punish me


next thing you'll tease me and tell me you're going to make me stuff envelopes. Good one, hehehehe

Punish?????

Screw punish ...

Im just getting out of some office work here - the only thing in the office I've ever been attracted to was the secretary.

And I bit her.

 

[cellis]

Chocolate and office supplies... what more could anyone want....

unless...

it was POWER TOOLS!

I have a fetish for power tools and DOM/ME DEPOT...

Himself thinks it is the funniest thing to take me there and watch me drool...

Of course He is the receipent of most of the tools I buy anyway...

but I love drills and power saws.... sigh... I think I might have to visit this weekend...

 

[catalina_francisco]

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Oh Dear
work will never be the same. I work in a shop that sells and repairs PCs etc and sells................. Office Supplies, Little purple and green Staplers rest right by our cash point, waiting to stable EFTPOS receipts to invoices. I wont be able to do this again with a straight face.
I ve worked it out now! All those folk who come in and wonder around the shelves with a glassy look in their eyes. They all lust after the staplers and the little bitty single hole punches.

H

Oh you forgot those paper clips in various sizes and colours which can be used as clamps and all sorts of torturous instruments!

Catalina

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Grinning Wickedly

Looks at the leftovers from Beggar's Nite ... looks at the haul from Beggar's Nite ... smiles an innocent smile and glides up on the mountain top to keep from sharing.

 

[Krinaia]

we've attracted the Assassin's attention. Everyone run and hide. And take your paper clips, staplers and chocolate with you!!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

we've attracted the Assassin's attention. Everyone run and hide. And take your paper clips, staplers and chocolate with you!!

No need. i went up on the mountain with my own supply, and up here, i don't need to share a damn thing.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Halloween Update

The pencils were a hit. Think I'll do that again next year. I'm going to Michael's now and see if they have any on sale and stock up for next year.

Not only are they safe and functional for kids but it assures that I do not have to share my chocolate. That's the biggest plus of all!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Halloween Update

The pencils were a hit. Think I'll do that again next year. I'm going to Michael's now and see if they have any on sale and stock up for next year.

Not only are they safe and functional for kids but it assures that I do not have to share my chocolate. That's the biggest plus of all!

Greedy bitch ... <while stuffing his face with his own hoarded chocolate and ain't sharing with anyone>

 

[A Desert Rose]

I have fucking OD'd on hershey's

Those of you who are my friends, and you know who you are, are responsible for this chocolate overdose of mine.

I hope you can sleep tonight knowing this....

 

[A Desert Rose]

Oh yea and also, yesterday I got a damned speeding ticket and he sited me for not wearing my seat belt, too.

I was speeding but it was because I was passing a slow asshole. I slowed down when I got in front of him. shhhhhhhhhesh!

 

[MissTaken]

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Those of you who are my friends, and you know who you are, are responsible for this chocolate overdose of mine.

I hope you can sleep tonight knowing this....

Glad to be counted among the ranks and sharing your addiction!

I imagine there is treatment for this sort of thing, but who wants it?

 

[catalina_francisco]

This chocolate fetish has to stop in this house though I don't know how. We went shopping on Saturday and came home with all sorts of new things to try.....it is nearly time here for their St. Nicholaus Day so the shops are bulging at the seams with all sorts of interesting chocolatey things. Of course I use the excuse I am testing it to see if it is good enough to send a package of to my granddaughter. LOL. The temptation is just too much when there seems to be more chocolate than food in the supermarkets.

Catalina

 

[JupitersGirl]

*shakes head *

I need to stay out of this thread....I'm gaining weight just reading it! Lol!

 

[BrightFlower]

I don't care for chocolate - -
What's wrong with me? Do I have some sort of genetic defect?
Should I be feeling less than whole?