Someone fucking stop me....

[catalina_francisco]

*shakes head *

I need to stay out of this thread....I'm gaining weight just reading it! Lol!

See that is my way of thinking too. It has nothing do with the 'past the lips, on the hips' thing. I reckon it is just sniffing the stuff on the breeze does it!! LOL.

C

 

[A Desert Rose]

*shakes head *

I need to stay out of this thread....I'm gaining weight just reading it! Lol!

There's more to this thread than chocolate.... pencils, staplers, all sorts of office supplies... not to mention that huge fucking speeding ticket I got. I see no sympathy from anyone about that.

I don't care for chocolate - -
What's wrong with me? Do I have some sort of genetic defect?
Should I be feeling less than whole?

Yes.



Really... I'm just kidding. ;-)

 

[catalina_francisco]

I don't care for chocolate - -
What's wrong with me? Do I have some sort of genetic defect?
Should I be feeling less than whole?

Girl you need therapy bad!!! ROTFLMAO.

C

 

[catalina_francisco]

Oh ADR, you have our sympathy. I was waiting for you to start a Johnny type thread though as I think you are entiitled to take up a collection from the community here.

C

 

[Krinaia]

I hope you don't have to watch the same driver's training video i did. It was pathetic, first they'd try to humor me with this guy from new orleans then they'd show me brains splattered on some windshield then fill me with little factoids like boxes of kleenexs reaching deathly velocities if left in your back windshield... all the while, silently flashing the answers to non-existent questions so i had to watch super carefully. i fell asleep three times trying to catch number 42. my roommate almost shot me - she threathened to maul me if i forced her to listen to the video one more time.

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

I need salt. Lovely salt and vinegar kettle chips and a big fountain coke. yep. that's my secret indulgence. screw the sweet stuff...LOL!

~anelize

 

[catalina_francisco]

I need salt. Lovely salt and vinegar kettle chips and a big fountain coke. yep. that's my secret indulgence. screw the sweet stuff...LOL!

~anelize

But then they are so much more tantalising interspersed with chocolate then you have to start the flavour sequence all over again, and again, and again, taking care not to run out of one of the three items before the other two thus spoiling the whole effect and blissful decadence.

Catalina

 

[Krinaia]

Okay this soda is known only in Kentucky but it's called Ale-8 and it's the best liquid sugar bubbly yumminess in a bottle. I have withdrawal. Sigh. Three more weeks.

 

[Krinaia]

oops - damn double post

 

[Krinaia]

oops - friggin triple post

 

[JupitersGirl]

But then they are so much more tantalising interspersed with chocolate then you have to start the flavour sequence all over again, and again, and again, taking care not to run out of one of the three items before the other two thus spoiling the whole effect and blissful decadence.

Catalina

Now that's just wicked! Stop it!

 

[A Desert Rose]

oops - friggin triple post

Were you trying to make a point that I missed, lil'darlin'?

 

[A Desert Rose]

I need salt. Lovely salt and vinegar kettle chips and a big fountain coke. yep. that's my secret indulgence. screw the sweet stuff...LOL!

~anelize

Oh my yes, kettle chips are the absolute best! My favorite are the bar-b-que ones.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I hope you don't have to watch the same driver's training video i did. It was pathetic, first they'd try to humor me with this guy from new orleans then they'd show me brains splattered on some windshield then fill me with little factoids like boxes of kleenexs reaching deathly velocities if left in your back windshield... all the while, silently flashing the answers to non-existent questions so i had to watch super carefully. i fell asleep three times trying to catch number 42. my roommate almost shot me - she threathened to maul me if i forced her to listen to the video one more time.

That damned cop gave me no brakes. What a shitty deal it was, all around and this ticket is gonna be a whopper.

I think I may try the online thing to get the points reduced and that may also reduce the price of the ticket.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Oh ADR, you have our sympathy. I was waiting for you to start a Johnny type thread though as I think you are entiitled to take up a collection from the community here.

C

I think this is a swell idea. I'll send you my address and could you please include some chocolate?

 

[Krinaia]

often if you contess (word?) .... they'll reduce it

 

[A Desert Rose]

often if you contess (word?) .... they'll reduce it

You're drinking what doll? LOL

I cant contest this ticket... I fucked up and it's all my fault.

 

[catalina_francisco]

You're drinking what doll? LOL

I cant contest this ticket... I fucked up and it's all my fault.

We have a friend here who gets speeding fines regularly and each time claims stress caused by the issuing of the ticket so they reduce it by 50%.

C

 

[A Desert Rose]

We have a friend here who gets speeding fines regularly and each time claims stress caused by the issuing of the ticket so they reduce it by 50%.

C

Last time I got a speeding ticket I started crying and told him I was on my way home because I was very sick. I got so much sympathy, he never even noticed I didn't have on the seatbelt.

This time, I was just pissed off...
LOL

 

[Krinaia]

I was driving very tired once and having problems with one of my contacts - it kept sliding around. Someone called my in as a drunk driver. Oops. I got pulled over and had a flashlight shun in my eyes as he demanded, "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Confused, tired, and rather bleary eyed after nearly losing my contact due to eyelash shedding ... I blinked at him and said, "No Sir, well I had some coffee but it didn't seem to be helping so I've got some mountain dew, I'm just ...

"No, miss, I mean have you been drinking alcohol?"

"Oh god no!" Shocked look of horror on my face

"Can I see your registration and driver's license?"

Now completely wide eyed, I get out my insurance and registration but have trouble locating my wallet as it seems to have gone missing from my purse, so I start to freak out.

After watching me struggle, the cop finally sighs, hands me back my papers and says "Miss look, just try to stay alert and pull over if you get too tired okay?"

I'm so glad he didn't make me walk the line. I'm not sure I could have done it.


Do you think it's funny he stopped calling me ma'am which is older and started calling me miss which is so young?