Strangest moments/things to happen during sex

[RNJAG]

'scribeded I did...

 

[RAddams]

Quick question for you...I just checked out your wife's thread. Do you really get to go to bed with that every night? If so, why are you still up?

I am just waiting for my turn.

I just go to bed later than she does but it doesn't mean we don't play before she goes to bed.

 

[Farrah]

I am just waiting for my turn.

I just go to bed later than she does but it doesn't mean we don't play before she goes to bed.

Lucky.

You two make one hot couple.

 

[prettykitty78]

i was being fucked doggystyle once in my old apartment, and it was rather hardcore at the time and I had to re-brace myself so i poised up to brace on the headboard and he thrust at the same time so i missed hand hit the wall and then head kinda went through the window, I laughed sooo hard once i realized I wasnt bleeding and going to die.. it was epic.

 

[sammiluvscock]

A few…

Being done from behind whilst I was supporting myself against a wall, when he sort of managed to fall forwards, which pushed me forward and I managed to graze parts of my face and legs against the walls. Looked stupid!

On the back of a car when the boot flipped up and hit me in the nose. Facially I don’t have too much luck.

Getting a bit over excited with a bf and we both fell out of bed, he was sort of in me, but then wasn’t and he said he massively hurt his private parts, so we had to stop! Lollage.

A friend came in my room when I was having sex in my room at uni. I was in a reverse cowgirl position, and automatically stopped. Will never forget the noise as his cock flopped out of me, and then sprang up and slapped against my belly.

I lived in a caravan for a while, and didn’t have a bf for ages, so I’d bought a dildo that had a suction cap at one end, so you could stick it on the wall. It was only after a while that my “house” mates informed me I needed to stop shaking the caravan, oops!

There’s a few for now!

 

[prettykitty78]

A few…

Being done from behind whilst I was supporting myself against a wall, when he sort of managed to fall forwards, which pushed me forward and I managed to graze parts of my face and legs against the walls. Looked stupid!

On the back of a car when the boot flipped up and hit me in the nose. Facially I don’t have too much luck.

Getting a bit over excited with a bf and we both fell out of bed, he was sort of in me, but then wasn’t and he said he massively hurt his private parts, so we had to stop! Lollage.

A friend came in my room when I was having sex in my room at uni. I was in a reverse cowgirl position, and automatically stopped. Will never forget the noise as his cock flopped out of me, and then sprang up and slapped against my belly.

I lived in a caravan for a while, and didn’t have a bf for ages, so I’d bought a dildo that had a suction cap at one end, so you could stick it on the wall. It was only after a while that my “house” mates informed me I needed to stop shaking the caravan, oops!

There’s a few for now!

i love what I call my wall banger! even better to stick it on a chair and ride it

 

[sammiluvscock]

i love what I call my wall banger! even better to stick it on a chair and ride it

Lol, yeah they're very handy!! Although don't currently have one at the mo, they do suffer from a bit of wear and tear lol!

 

[mind_the_gap]

Getting a bit over excited with a bf and we both fell out of bed, he was sort of in me, but then wasn’t and he said he massively hurt his private parts, so we had to stop! Lollage.

me and my girl fell of the couch once and I twisted my toe.

 

[StaciRay79]

Once we were making love on the floor. I was on my back with my husband on top and I was really close to orgasm. That's when the dog came into the room and started to lick me all over my face.

Hubby held my arms so I couldn't stop her from licking me and kept pounding away on me at the same time. My mood was blown though and I couldn't cum.

 

[chatman2]

chatman2

I love this thread....keep it going...well I have one to add hope everyone will like....it brings back good memories...I miss this chick also..

Well she was our friend and neighbor and one day she tempted me and I crossed the line not wanting to do that to my friend's wife. We had many days together. Nights as well.

She met me one night after her husband came home drunk and she assured me he wouldn't wake up til the next morning. We were outside on a pitch dark night within 30 ft of their bedroom just outside the gate on a path to the barn.
She was in a nightgown and I took my pants off and we were enjoying it
missionary position so well kissing and slowly sliding it in and out. Then something cold touched my ass and I immediately thought of a shotgun and went downward very fast and hard and looked around. She and I both saw my pony I had at their place standing beside us. We finished and have had many laughs about that. She said that was the best thrust she had ever had and the deepest altho know that can't be true as it is only so long.

 

[BosozokuX]

I fell asleep while eating my ex's pussy. Dozed off in mid lick. I had been working 12 hour days and was extremely exhausted, and had been enjoying her rubbing my head while I was going down on her. The combination of being warm, relaxed and having my head rubbed was just too much.

I think she must have fallen asleep too about the same time I did, because this was in the middle of one of our LONG weekend session where we would only stop for food and drink. I woke up to a groggy "Did you fall asleep down there? Did I tell you to stop?"

 

[bicurious19]

Sucking my 'close tgirl acquaintance' dick. 100% hard but I just like sucking... All of a sudden a really loud bang on the door and she lost her load. (wasn't too much a bad thing...)

 

[sayjam1973]

A short one....

It was about 1AM and I was in my college dorm having sex with a girl from on my classes. We were both about to orgasm when the fire-alarm went off (Talk about bad timing LOL) We walked out of the room and there was a crowd of 25 or so people cheering when came out of the room. I laughed about it, but she was very embarrassed.

 

[Jenna2641]

More of an after event funny. In our new home, our bed fits in a little nook, so we have less than two feet on either side. A couple weeks ago, we were going at it, doggy style at the edge of the bed, with me standing on the floor. On her side of the bed is a tower fan she uses in cases she gets a hot flash at night. It has become a convenient place to set her cell phone on at night since the top of her night stand was always full. Well, in our exuberant play, she kicked the fan. We knew something got knocked down, but couldn't figure out what, so we just kept going until we both had great orgasms.

Latter that day, she couldn't find her cell phone. We looked on the floor, under the bed, across the top of the night stand. Couldn't find it. We called the phone, could hear it ringing, but couldn't find it. Finally when we got close enough, we could tell it was in the drawer of the nightstand which had been open just a little bit. We could see inside, but could see the phone so we opened it more until we found it. The way it fell, it some how burrowed under her vibrator at the bottom of the drawer. We thought that was hilarious.

 

[Loradai]

hubbie was making lunch and I hopped in the shower. While in the shower I became aroused and was having "issues". So when I got out of the shower I told him He needed to come join me in bed or leave me alone for a bit of "alone time". Of course he came ready for some quick sex. We go at it fast and hard. When he goes to clean up all I hear is "oh shit". He had forgotten to turn the burner off under the oil he was using to cook. The house was filled with smoke. Sex is good but not worth burning the house down

 

[Scotsman69]

My mother once walked unannounced into our bedroom when I was fucking my pregnant partner from behind.

 

[theunknown2008]

This one just lists the strange things that have happened to us during sex.
Please share, maybe you're not alone.

1. Passed out during orgasm. - Epic

2. Cat ruined my moment by jumping on the bed and deciding to stick her nose in my mans butt.
(Show stopper)

My then fuckbuddy Jen had lived in this big house. She just got divorced and had 5 dogs living with her. Well we go in the bedroom and play. The dogs are scratching at the door trying to get in. But we just continue until finally I finish. I pull out of her, and pull the condom off and throw it towards the garbage, I miss. She gets up and goes out to get some water. Her weenie dog runs in the room, right up to the comdom, and eats it.....UGH!!! You can't make that shit up. It took him 10 days to pass it.

 

[theunknown2008]

Oh!!! One time, my then-boyfriend's dog ate a used condom out of the trash..... We were horrified and called the vet, who of course laughed and asked who it was better for - us or the dog.

Oh shit, was he a weener dog?

 

[skate and fuck]

the fire alarm went off in our dorm and we went out nekked wrapped in a blanket.

 

[Cherry_Rose]

Very amusing posts here, plenty of them made me laugh, so I thought I'd contribute.

Once while riding my husband hard we heard a loud snap, and we'd broken one whole side of our bed and while on him, we slid down the mattress and came to a stop at a sharp angle. I laughed so hard that I cried. It was so funny... we did take a slight shift and finished on the floor, so not all was lost.

Another time we were on holiday and we stayed at a really fancy boutique, beautiful metal four poster beds, beautiful room, up in the mountains, it was just SO romantic. Anyway, we had plenty of uneventful sex, and then the morning before check out, we're just about to head out to have breakfast, and then hubby drags me back to the bed, bends me over and takes me really hard from behind, I'm moaning loudly, begging for it, telling him to fuck my cunt harder... the bed is smacking against the wall on every thrust....we were really enjoying ourselves, finish off groaning and screaming, clean up, straighten our clothes, then walk out of the room, feeling relaxed and fantastic, only to realise that the wall that the bed was pressed against, is the wall that is shared with the breakfast room, and everyone in there (about 8 couples plus staff) are looking at us with various degrees of horror and/or amusement. My face went up in flames and I quickly shuffle to our seat, only to get a cheeky smirk from our waiter as we are seated. My husband was trying to hold in the laughter but I couldn't get out of there fast enough, I look back and am amused, but my face flames to think of what I was screaming out to him and that all those people heard.. ugh!

 

[whalee]

Very amusing posts here, plenty of them made me laugh, so I thought I'd contribute.

Once while riding my husband hard we heard a loud snap, and we'd broken one whole side of our bed and while on him, we slid down the mattress and came to a stop at a sharp angle. I laughed so hard that I cried. It was so funny... we did take a slight shift and finished on the floor, so not all was lost.

Another time we were on holiday and we stayed at a really fancy boutique, beautiful metal four poster beds, beautiful room, up in the mountains, it was just SO romantic. Anyway, we had plenty of uneventful sex, and then the morning before check out, we're just about to head out to have breakfast, and then hubby drags me back to the bed, bends me over and takes me really hard from behind, I'm moaning loudly, begging for it, telling him to fuck my cunt harder... the bed is smacking against the wall on every thrust....we were really enjoying ourselves, finish off groaning and screaming, clean up, straighten our clothes, then walk out of the room, feeling relaxed and fantastic, only to realise that the wall that the bed was pressed against, is the wall that is shared with the breakfast room, and everyone in there (about 8 couples plus staff) are looking at us with various degrees of horror and/or amusement. My face went up in flames and I quickly shuffle to our seat, only to get a cheeky smirk from our waiter as we are seated. My husband was trying to hold in the laughter but I couldn't get out of there fast enough, I look back and am amused, but my face flames to think of what I was screaming out to him and that all those people heard.. ugh!

That was YOU? we must have just left before you came in for breakfast....great soundtrack for breakfast.

 

[DAVIDSride656]

ok Ive got a GREAT one!!

So My BF and I use to Repo Cars! yes Repo cars, We would have to go out on a route at night and would look well getting horny and pulling over to have sex wasnt anything new.. So we pulled over it was the best feeling him going down on me.. and as I was just getting ready to cum on his face .. A COP pulled up.. and walked up on us!! The cop was younger than we were and didnt know what to say so yea he let us go lol

 

[albertaboy]

About 12 years ago, my wife and I got into the shower together, at the time our kids were 10 and 6 so it was hard to get much alone time. We were fooling around when my wife got behind me and was jerking me off while fingering my ass. I was pretty into it so when her wedding ring somehow slid around on her finger and started irritating my dick I didn't say anything.

We both got really into it and after I blew my load all over the wall I looked down and I was bleeding pretty badly from my cock. Her ring had really mangled the side of my dick, but I wasn't about to stop her.

Took a couple of weeks before I was good as new.

 

[ButtAnalMan]

My first serious boyfriend was also my first lover. One night when we had only been dating for a couple of months and were still in that wonderful stage where we couldn't keep our hands off of one another, we had gone Christmas shopping in a city about an hour away. Driving through the mountains on the way home, we decided to pull off at the top of a mountain, off of an old logging road for some greedy fucking. We stripped down and were smack-dab in the middle of doing the deed in the cab of his truck when a bright light suddenly lit up our naked bodies. A truck with 3 bear hunters had come up on us with their lights off without us realizing it. They were literally parked bumper to bumper with our vehicle. The assholes kept their spotlight on us while we hastily tugged our jackets on. Trying to pull the rest of our clothes on in that tight space would have only resulted in exposing even more of ourselves to them. They finally turned the spot light off as we backed up to drive around them. Our headlights picked up the three men hooting and hollering, with their bear dogs going nuts in the back. I was mortified and pissed. They had ruined a perfectly good truck fuck.

As the years have passed and I have become much more experienced in the arenas of sex, I have thought back to that moment many times. If I were to find myself in that situation today (and with my current boyfriend), I would continue riding his cock without missing a beat. I'm afraid I wasted my one good opportunity to be an exhibistionist.

Woooow

 

[Cherry_Rose]

That was YOU? we must have just left before you came in for breakfast....great soundtrack for breakfast.

LOL, It was so dreadful, I was totally horrified, that said, I always pay attention to the layout of the b'n'b's we stay at.. no more repeat of 'breakfast soundtrack's' lol..