Strangest moments/things to happen during sex

[berk1234]

Couple crazy times from my life:

Wife went to her college health clinic for her first set of birth control pills. They did a full exam and the doctor noticed bruises on her breasts. She pleaded with my wife to admit that I was abusing her. My wife finally had to admit that she LOVED getting her tits sucked on and they were just hickeys.

Wife stopped blowing me for awhile early in our marriage because I was being a bit of an ass. After several months, she decided to suck my cock again. She had just learned to swallow while deep throating so she tried to do that. Turns out you need to practice that. She choaked an ended up spitting all my cum back onto my stomach.

She was embarassed by the blow job incident so she didn't do it too often after that. One night she decided to swallow while deep throating. Bad result again. This time she managed to keep my dick in her throat, but she still choaked so my cum came shooting out her nose. Lucky for me, practice makes perfect and she is an expert that swallows me whole everytime

 

[chatman2]

chatman2

Well thought I would share a true story of a friend and co worker to keep this thread going.
It started out he figured out my young secretary was hot on me as she was always putting her hands on me when coming to my desk and flirting.
One day he said, " why don't you two just go into the back room and fuck!" well we weren't ready to open for business so we did!
Several weeks later after he watched the door for us, she mentioned at lunch about maybe getting it on with a girlfriend and I thought it would be nice if I were included or get to watch. It never happened but I later found out she was just planting a seed to see what I would say.
I later thought she was showing some interest in him so I acted like I went out the back door but watched thru a crack in the door and saw them playing around and he wanted to fuck her but she said not today. He rushed to bath room to yank it off and she pulled up panties etc and went back to her desk.
I opened and shut the back door and went back to work. Next day I screwed her and asked if she wanted him to come in now. She was happy and said yes.
I got to watch he screw her and later we would sit on couch and she would play with each of us.
While I was out of town one day several wks later I found out his wife had come in and called her a cheap whore and in front of a customer. They seperated as he told me she had found scratch marks on his back from their sex while I was away and his mistake was he had told her about my fling with my secretary. She had wanted to take on several men but I wouldn't allow it as was afraid we would lose our job or it get back to her husband. Well it almost did get back. We had several good times with her and do I miss her.

 

[Gr82tryit]

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[Ruby_PlumRed]

Funny introduction to anal play (I'm sure I've written this before):

Teenaged, in the back of bf's car, he asked me to show him my ass. I leaned between the front seats and pulled my pants down. He stepped on them and gently spread me, so I was kind of trapped.

He gently licked me, which made me moan, but then suddenly licked me around my asshole. I leapt up so hard my head hit the roof of the car! He apologised profusely cos he thought he'd hurt me or something, I think I was just stunned by it. There was a moment of hesitation before I turned around, spread myself and told him to do it again slowly. I had to bite my lower lip hard to stop myself almost screaming.

And that was my first bit of bum fun lol. x

 

[shrek100]

Sneezed whilst trying anal with wife= me cumming over arse cheeks before even starting!

 

[x_Ava_x]

My guy's 4 year old sister burst into the bedroom one time we were fully going at it on the edge of the bed. Lucky that beforehand we were too horny to wait, so only his pants were unzipped and my skirt shoved around my waist. Easy to rearrange back.
We quickly played it off like we'd just been 'wrestling' and luckily she bought it.
We make sure to lock doors now!

 

[bigbreastsluvr]

I was bare assed naked with my ass up in the air while I was eating out my gf's pussy, while breathing through my ears, who was also naked and laying on her back on the bed....

Then apparently my gf's roomate walked in on us. Apparently she stood there for quite a while and watched... I didn't know though because I was concentrating on other things and my gf had her legs wrapped around my head.

My gf told me all this after we had finished fucking. I was a bit embarrased to see the roomate afterwards. If I knew then what I know now, now that I'm older and a little bit more worldly, and if it happened now, I'd probably wouldn't be emabarrased... more likely just to ask her if she wanted to join us...