The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[graceanne]

Ahhh, so it's one of those kid's stories that they "niced up". Now it makes sense. Not that I necessarily agree with the moral, because I don't, but that ending seems more in line with the message the story seemed to be aiming for.

Yeah, I never liked the original story because I always felt sorry for the grasshopper. Plus, you can tell someone who's never worked at being good musically wrote it, because being a good musician is hard work. Nonetheless, that was the original story - they just had to make it something that parents would share with their kids these days.

 

[Keroin]

Yeah, I never liked the original story because I always felt sorry for the grasshopper. Plus, you can tell someone who's never worked at being good musically wrote it, because being a good musician is hard work. Nonetheless, that was the original story - they just had to make it something that parents would share with their kids these days.

Speaking of which, I came across this today:

http://io9.com/5914283/10-creepy-details-glossed-over-by-modern-versions-of-fairy-tales?tag=daily-10

Bet you there were a lot of kids who didn't sleep well back in the day!

 

[graceanne]

Speaking of which, I came across this today:

http://io9.com/5914283/10-creepy-details-glossed-over-by-modern-versions-of-fairy-tales?tag=daily-10

Bet you there were a lot of kids who didn't sleep well back in the day!

Yeah, you don't want me to get started on fairy tales. I can go on for quite awhile. Suffice it to say I can't think of a fairy tale that wasn't awful in some way or the other. On top of the ones mentioned here:

Snow Whites father allowed her stepmother to abuse her and order her death. And Hansel and Gretals father let their step mother abandon the kids cause there wasn't enough food for everyone. Lovely parents here.

Beauty's father (from beauty and the beast) ALLOWED her to go to her possible death and dismemberment rather than face the consequences of stealing that rose.

There are no good mothers in any fairy tales. All the mothers are either dead or evil step mothers.

The little mermaid commit suicide.

In Pinochio, little boys are punished for behaving like little boys behave without adult supervision.

In Sleeping Beauty AND in Snow White the prince kisses a DEAD WOMAN. I mean, we know she wasn't really dead, but HE didn't. EWEWEWEWEW

I can go on, but I'm sure no one is interested.

 

[gypsy*seer]

My interview went horribly.
I wasn't sure I wanted the job, but I didn't want to bomb the interview either.

I think I convinced myself that I was not qualified for the position. Which I must have been, I got an interview after all.

Sorry, hun

...(maybe you really, really didn't want the job - in that case, c'est la vie -
you will amaze the next interviewer who stimulates your cranium!)

 

[cfuhrer]

Sorry, hun

...(maybe you really, really didn't want the job - in that case, c'est la vie -
you will amaze the next interviewer who stimulates your cranium!)

Thank you.

This afternoon I decided to believe my higher power has different plans for me.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Thank you.

This afternoon I decided to believe my higher power has different plans for me.

Yes. Yes, I do.








Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[seela]

So I had a dream about MacGyver. I was his little helper on a mission in North Korea to save some poor souls who had gotten lost in a lush, yet wintery North Korean forest (like there's actually any forest left there...). We found the lost ones, one of whom was no other than our very own Keroin, who actually looked like Farrah Fawcett. Unfortunately we also got caught by some North Korean troops and they took us to some sort of a base which was partially underground.

MacGyver said not to worry, he had a plan. He managed to knock out one of our guards, took his clothes and gun and went out to knock out more of them soldiers so that all of us would have an authentic North Korean disguise.

Our plan failed, though, when it turned out that the Great Leader was coming and the guards (now: us) were expected to perform some military dance thing to him. Keroin-Farrah-Fawcett, to our luck, was actually a very accomplished choreographer and whipped up some kind of a rifle polka for us to perform to the Great Leader. We danced and danced, twirled our guns like batons, jumped around and gave a ton of high-fives to the audience as a part of the choreography. What finally tipped off the officers and the Great Leader that we were not the real North Korean troops was that our dance was actually too good.

A shootout ensued, but MacGyver was a really, really good shot and we managed to escape.

No more MacGyver for me.

 

[Cattypuss]

My dog, who normally sleeps silently in her basket in the kitchen for 9 hours a night, woke me at 2.30 a.m. with borderline hysterical barking that sounded to me like "I have sudden-onset explosive diarrhoea and if you don;t come down and let me out into the garden right this instant I will not be responsible for my anal emissions in your kitchen".

So I dragged myself out of my bed and went downstairs and let her out.

Little bitch didn't even do a wee, let alone a poop. She just made a beeline for the flower-bed where she had buried a treat several hours before, dug up the treat, lay down in the flower bed and ate said treat (which took 15 minutes), with me standing at the back door waiting to go back to bed, torn between hating her for waking me up for a non-emergency and admiring the hell out of her for knowing what she wanted at 2.30 a.m. and knowing how to get it

 

[graceanne]

My dog, who normally sleeps silently in her basket in the kitchen for 9 hours a night, woke me at 2.30 a.m. with borderline hysterical barking that sounded to me like "I have sudden-onset explosive diarrhoea and if you don;t come down and let me out into the garden right this instant I will not be responsible for my anal emissions in your kitchen".

So I dragged myself out of my bed and went downstairs and let her out.

Little bitch didn't even do a wee, let alone a poop. She just made a beeline for the flower-bed where she had buried a treat several hours before, dug up the treat, lay down in the flower bed and ate said treat (which took 15 minutes), with me standing at the back door waiting to go back to bed, torn between hating her for waking me up for a non-emergency and admiring the hell out of her for knowing what she wanted at 2.30 a.m. and knowing how to get it

ROFL

I don't know why I find this so funny, but I literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD.

 

[Keroin]

So I had a dream about MacGyver. I was his little helper on a mission in North Korea to save some poor souls who had gotten lost in a lush, yet wintery North Korean forest (like there's actually any forest left there...). We found the lost ones, one of whom was no other than our very own Keroin, who actually looked like Farrah Fawcett. Unfortunately we also got caught by some North Korean troops and they took us to some sort of a base which was partially underground.

MacGyver said not to worry, he had a plan. He managed to knock out one of our guards, took his clothes and gun and went out to knock out more of them soldiers so that all of us would have an authentic North Korean disguise.

Our plan failed, though, when it turned out that the Great Leader was coming and the guards (now: us) were expected to perform some military dance thing to him. Keroin-Farrah-Fawcett, to our luck, was actually a very accomplished choreographer and whipped up some kind of a rifle polka for us to perform to the Great Leader. We danced and danced, twirled our guns like batons, jumped around and gave a ton of high-fives to the audience as a part of the choreography. What finally tipped off the officers and the Great Leader that we were not the real North Korean troops was that our dance was actually too good.

A shootout ensued, but MacGyver was a really, really good shot and we managed to escape.

No more MacGyver for me.

Yeah, sure...it was a "dream". Keep telling yourself that, Seela.

(And you'd better keep working on that step-ball-change move of yours if you want to come on that mission to <redacted> next month!)

*tosses Farrah Fawcett hair and dances away*

 

[Stella_Omega]

Ahh! Thank you Cattypuss and seelah, I needed those laughs!

 

[Kajira Callista]

WHAT! How did this bottle of wine get empty??? Must be a hole in it someplace!

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Ho-ly fuck. I don't think I've ever cum that hard. that like...HURT xD

 

[Sir_Winston54]

WHAT! How did this bottle of wine get empty??? Must be a hole in it someplace!

Ho-ly fuck. I don't think I've ever cum that hard. that like...HURT xD

BBE... give KC her wine bottle back.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Crap. There are other posts/threads I want - *need* - to respond to, but we're having a yard sale today, and I don't have time.

<Sigh> I guess we'll see where my priorities are tonight.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Crap. There are other posts/threads I want - *need* - to respond to, but we're having a yard sale today, and I don't have time.

<Sigh> I guess we'll see where my priorities are tonight.

why are you selling your yard?

 

[Stella_Omega]

There's nothing like trying to teach someone how to tie rope with the rope on your own hands.

I'm kind of gesturing with my fingers; "no, darling, loop it through this way-- both ends, and pass them to your right. No, not your left, your right. Good girl!"

and getting her to anchor it to the bed was pretty much hopeless. She was just too impatient to get the instructions to do it right. So big surprise for her when I got loose and flipped her.

The girl is so much fun.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

BBE... give KC her wine bottle back.

I don't need wine to have fun, thank you very much I just needed the roommates to all be out of town...



Stella, my boy gets grumpy when I try to tell him he's tying stuff poorly. *mangrumble* I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING *mangrumble* He does manage to tie tight knots I can't get out of easily, but there's just...no efficiency or elegance to it all

 

[Stella_Omega]

I don't need wine to have fun, thank you very much I just needed the roommates to all be out of town...



Stella, my boy gets grumpy when I try to tell him he's tying stuff poorly. *mangrumble* I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING *mangrumble* He does manage to tie tight knots I can't get out of easily, but there's just...no efficiency or elegance to it all

Well, I'm not no expert either, and I'm too impatient for shibari. I just want to make her hold still so I can get to the sugar. But I know some basics.

Show him the knotty boys website and videos maybe? http://www.knottyboys.com/

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Well, I'm not no expert either, and I'm too impatient for shibari. I just want to make her hold still so I can get to the sugar. But I know some basics.

Show him the knotty boys website and videos maybe? http://www.knottyboys.com/

Shibari takes way too long!! I just like knots in general so to see him just haphazardly throwing rope around makes me cringe I'll see about linking him to that site if a good opportunity arises. thanks!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Shibari takes way too long!! I just like knots in general so to see him just haphazardly throwing rope around makes me cringe I'll see about linking him to that site if a good opportunity arises. thanks!

Babe-- you want to link him to it before the opportunity arises!

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Babe-- you want to link him to it before the opportunity arises!

lol! okay fair enough! I meant when there's a good opportunity in a relevant conversation. Obviously, I won't really be able to be sending him links in the moment

 

[Sir_Winston54]

lol! okay fair enough! I meant when there's a good opportunity in a relevant conversation. Obviously, I won't really be able to be sending him links in the moment

Oy! That put a picture in my head that I really did NOT want: A naked body, lying face-down on the bed, ass propped up by pillows, my cane swishing down to lay welt upon welt... while she props herself up on her elbows and scans through Lit to send me a link on her iPad. Talk about feelings of inadequacy!

Actually... that would probably annoy me enough to get out the crop, which she really really hates at times and cannot ignore or get into subspace from... I *am* a Sadist, you know?

 

[seela]

The weekend was completely different than it was supposed to be. Not a bad thing, not a bad thing at all. Except that I didn't get to try CiC's lemon cake.

The sun is shining and the wind is dress compatible again. I'm pretty sure the weekend feeling is continuing today.

 

[pixxie91]

You know what I miss? Bruises. Those. Lets have those again.