The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[BiBunny]

There's so much out there. I'm kind of surprised none of it's good. I guess it's probably geared towards straight men?

Probably so. And I'll even go out on a limb and say it's geared toward straight men who've never actually done BDSM in real life before.

 

[graceanne]

Probably so. And I'll even go out on a limb and say it's geared toward straight men who've never actually done BDSM in real life before.

It's also, probably, MADE by straight men who've never done BDSM in real life.

 

[cfuhrer]

It's also, probably, MADE by straight men who've never done BDSM in real life.

This undoubtedly affects the quality of the product more than anything.

 

[Keroin]

I like my pron artsy. If the lighting, hair, make up, wardrobe (such as it is), music and camera work are all high quality, I really don't give a hoot about the content. Vanilla, BDSM, whatever...it's the mood I enjoy.

"Catherine" by Michael Ninn was one of my favourites. It was just pure eye candy and, for porn, excellent film making. Andrew Blake also made some lovely films.

You could have the sexiest BDSM content in the universe and if the lighting is bad I won't enjoy it. *shrugs*

 

[cfuhrer]

I like my pron artsy. If the lighting, hair, make up, wardrobe (such as it is), music and camera work are all high quality, I really don't give a hoot about the content. Vanilla, BDSM, whatever...it's the mood I enjoy.

"Catherine" by Michael Ninn was one of my favourites. It was just pure eye candy and, for porn, excellent film making. Andrew Blake also made some lovely films.

You could have the sexiest BDSM content in the universe and if the lighting is bad I won't enjoy it. *shrugs*

I agree with needing a little more production value in porn.

I will have to check out "catherine", thanks for the tip.

 

[BiBunny]

It's also, probably, MADE by straight men who've never done BDSM in real life.

Yep. For idiots, by idiots.



I *ahem* only watch gay porn. Gay bear porn. So. Fucking. Hot. *Fans self*

 

[Keroin]

I agree with needing a little more production value in porn.

I will have to check out "catherine", thanks for the tip.

Yeah, the drawback of having worked in the film industry is that it's impossible for me to enjoy bad production of any sort, lol.

As for "Catherine", it was filmed on location. In Prague, I believe. The sets are amazing! (Acting is weak but...meh, the other stuff compensates and there's VERY little dialogue.)

Also, I prefer pron with no dialogue at all since, let's face it, maybe one in a thousand porn actors can actually "act", and usually not very well. This is why I enjoy Blake's stuff.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Nice one.

And you, sir. And you.

Two men traveling together both realize they need to relieve themselves as they drive through a wooded area. Seeing a creek crossing under the road, they pull off and walk down under the bridge. Soon both are sighing in relief. One looks from the corner of his eye toward the other and says, "Damn, that water's cold!" His friend agrees... "Yeah, and it's *deep,* too!"

You two (and a few others here) turn my mind so often to burlesque routines... <sigh>

Nice joke. I heard that one from a rummy in a dive in Akron in 1937. God, I miss the circuit.

Very cool. I am, in fact, presently taking the second class in voiceover acting. This past week we worked with text that had to be read fast. I took on the script with the biggest challenge and successfully read a spot that contains 221 words in the required time: just under 50 seconds. It was a blast!

Good for you, MWY. Someday soon, I still expect to hear your voice tell me that my car is parallel parking.

Please get out of my back seat.

BDSM porn is yawn-worthy for the most part. Bondage, spanking, blowjobs, and fucking. Sometimes anal. Absolutely nothing whatsoever to make it interesting.

I will never find bondage, spanking, blowjobs, fucking or anal boring. Even among aged mimes dubbed with dialogue from a Merchant Ivory movie.

Got to agree, for the most part. I've almost never seen any BDSM porn where the pyl appeared to actually feel much, especially emotionally. If I'm going to put myself "in the picture," so to speak, I want to see her react, with voice, with tears, flinching, etc. Having her just "lie there and take it" has, to me, all the fun factor of flogging/caning/whatever-ing a pillow.

But yes, show a little PRIDE!! When you look at the pyls in most porn, you can SEE her thinking! Her forhead might as well be a tablet!! *"I think I have a third of my Starbucks over on the table. I wonder if this place has a microwave? I'd really like to heat that up. If David ate that last cruller, I...* SMACK!! "Oh! Yes! What? Um. Do me...what? Pull my... Yes! Ow. harder! Spank me....or...wait."

 

[BiBunny]

I will never find bondage, spanking, blowjobs, fucking or anal boring. Even among aged mimes dubbed with dialogue from a Merchant Ivory movie.

Eh, it's probably just me. I'm strange.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Eh, it's probably just me. I'm strange.

I love me a good, boring porn rut!

Try hotanalmimebondage.com.

 

[BiBunny]

I love me a good, boring porn rut!

Try hotanalmimebondage.com.

Buying this as my next domain name just for you, m'dear.

 

[CutieMouse]

I usually end up bastardizing art house films in lieu of porn... I watched a Netflix of Sleeping Beauty the other week - about a college girl who is paid to let men sleep with her (no penetration) while drugged unconscious. Odd, dirty little mind I have, I kept thinking "that is so fucked up....... Dammit I wish I was her!" lol

I don't really bother with porn (outside of the odd independent film thing). Although, someone here used to send me the coolest random links whenever he stumbled across porn with women who looked like me (nerdy redheads in glasses having terribly wicked sex) .

 

[cfuhrer]

But yes, show a little PRIDE!! When you look at the pyls in most porn, you can SEE her thinking! Her forhead might as well be a tablet!! *"I think I have a third of my Starbucks over on the table. I wonder if this place has a microwave? I'd really like to heat that up. If David ate that last cruller, I...* SMACK!! "Oh! Yes! What? Um. Do me...what? Pull my... Yes! Ow. harder! Spank me....or...wait."

Laughed my ass off!!

 

[the captians wench]

I usually end up bastardizing art house films in lieu of porn... I watched a Netflix of Sleeping Beauty the other week - about a college girl who is paid to let men sleep with her (no penetration) while drugged unconscious. Odd, dirty little mind I have, I kept thinking "that is so fucked up....... Dammit I wish I was her!" lol

I don't really bother with porn (outside of the odd independent film thing). Although, someone here used to send me the coolest random links whenever he stumbled across porn with women who looked like me (nerdy redheads in glasses having terribly wicked sex) .

That movie came up on my suggestions list and I saved it, but I've never been quite sure about it....now I'm more interested. *giggles*

 

[seela]

That movie came up on my suggestions list and I saved it, but I've never been quite sure about it....now I'm more interested. *giggles*

I watched Sleeping Beauty a while back, too. While the movie itself is hardly a great one, it had lots of scenes that got me ticking. Especially the one *SPOILERSPOILER*, where she was put under, lifted and thrown onto the bed, only that she fell on the floor. *SPOILERSPOILER*

 

[Sir_Winston54]

.... Although, someone here used to send me the coolest random links whenever he stumbled across porn with women who looked like me (nerdy redheads in glasses having terribly wicked sex) .

I only remember doing that ONCE! Did I forget some? If so, can you send the links back to me so I can perv on vicariously doing "you?"

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/019.gif





Oh. Were you referring to someone else?

 

[Keroin]

Good for you, MWY. Someday soon, I still expect to hear your voice tell me that my car is parallel parking.

Our truck comes with the whole hands-free phone system. We don't use it but the button is located in a spot that ensures we accidentally hit it every now and then, and we get to listen to the lovely female voice give her pre-recorded spiel.

One day, L was backing up out of a really difficult, hilly spot, with a big load of lumber strapped on top. His first try was unsuccessful and he accidentally hit the hands-free button in the process.

L: "Fuck!"
Hands-free lady: "Pardon? I didn't understand you."




Also...

The internet has made me hate the word 'meme'.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I like my pron artsy. If the lighting, hair, make up, wardrobe (such as it is), music and camera work are all high quality, I really don't give a hoot about the content. Vanilla, BDSM, whatever...it's the mood I enjoy.

"Catherine" by Michael Ninn was one of my favourites. It was just pure eye candy and, for porn, excellent film making. Andrew Blake also made some lovely films.

You could have the sexiest BDSM content in the universe and if the lighting is bad I won't enjoy it. *shrugs*

Artsy Pron? You mean like Tron inspired porn that is filmed exclusively in buzzing neon lights, day glo black light body paints, and lyrical "love making" scenes to soundtracks of awesometacular speedy techno music?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I love raunchy pron. ooooh baby. That's it. Riiight there. Take that shell off juuust for me...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I am taking a break from smart assism to thank the people who have served - and sometimes died for - the U.S. in the armed forces. Thanks for fighting for the best that it represents.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Almost KOed myself while taking the bloody bins out. Actually feel bit sick to be honest.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Bupropion, I read today, increases the dopamine available in your brain.

Dopamine is drives the task-reward function.

I am an extravert (reward-driven), it's always been a little bit difficult to self-motivate. I have accomplished more creative and skill--based work in this week than I have in the past six months. I feel like a new me!

Plus, orgasms.

Note to self: Never, never, never go off Wellbutrin again!

 

[BiBunny]

Bupropion, I read today, increases the dopamine available in your brain.

Dopamine is drives the task-reward function.

I am an extravert (reward-driven), it's always been a little bit difficult to self-motivate. I have accomplished more creative and skill--based work in this week than I have in the past six months. I feel like a new me!

Plus, orgasms.

Note to self: Never, never, never go off Wellbutrin again!

Wellbutrin's a wonder drug. Some people hate it, but it's the only reason I can get out of bed on an everyday basis. It also hits norepinephrine, which helps with motivation as well.

 

[Keroin]

Bupropion, I read today, increases the dopamine available in your brain.

Dopamine is drives the task-reward function.

I am an extravert (reward-driven), it's always been a little bit difficult to self-motivate. I have accomplished more creative and skill--based work in this week than I have in the past six months. I feel like a new me!

Plus, orgasms.

Note to self: Never, never, never go off Wellbutrin again!

Sort of off topic, but how are things going with you and remembering to take the thyroid meds? I recall you were struggling with that awhile ago.

 

[intothewoods]

Yep. For idiots, by idiots.



I *ahem* only watch gay porn. Gay bear porn. So. Fucking. Hot. *Fans self*

Oh, I like bears. Where do you find that? Like if I google "gay bear porn" will I find some?

I like my pron artsy. If the lighting, hair, make up, wardrobe (such as it is), music and camera work are all high quality, I really don't give a hoot about the content. Vanilla, BDSM, whatever...it's the mood I enjoy.

"Catherine" by Michael Ninn was one of my favourites. It was just pure eye candy and, for porn, excellent film making. Andrew Blake also made some lovely films.

You could have the sexiest BDSM content in the universe and if the lighting is bad I won't enjoy it. *shrugs*

Me too.