The official Lit quarantine for song parodies

[beachbaby179]

Did somebody say naughty Christmas song parodies? No? Damn. I was sure I heard that somewhere.

*sits back and waits*

 

[Mindfondler]

With apologies to Lionel Richie:

Stuck to you
We're in the ambulance after our mishap with superglue
Guess we're on our way
Needed some lube
But not wearing my glasses I picked up the wrong frickin' tube
Now there's hell to pay
Mighty bad mistake

...
.

 

[emsway]

Did somebody say naughty Christmas song parodies? No? Damn. I was sure I heard that somewhere.

*sits back and waits*

Hmmmm. I seem to remember something about naughty Christmas song parodies as well.

 

[ydahecnot]

Well, here’s a snippet. Maybe you’ll recognize the subject.

God damn you English gentlemen, you’re causing me dismay.
There’s none of you around for to fuck on Christmas Day
I gotta harness Satan’s power to lead a bloke astray
Ooooo tie me and I’ll cum on my toy, cum on my toy
Oooo tie me and I’ll cum on my toy

 

[AbsintheFather]

Have we trashed Schoolhouse Rock yet? No? Cool!

Nice work Mr. D.

Did somebody say naughty Christmas song parodies? No? Damn. I was sure I heard that somewhere.

*sits back and waits*

Should be do-able . .

Well, here’s a snippet. Maybe you’ll recognize the subject.

God damn you English gentlemen, you’re causing me dismay.
There’s none of you around for to fuck on Christmas Day
I gotta harness Satan’s power to lead a bloke astray
Ooooo tie me and I’ll cum on my toy, cum on my toy
Oooo tie me and I’ll cum on my toy

That didn't take long

 

[AbsintheFather]

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

I saw Mommy sucking Santa Claus
Her face in his lap last night.
I couldn’t help but stare
the way his fingers grasped her hair;
She thought she went alone
Down to the neighbor’s home.

Then, I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Her chin all creamy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Her sneak off with Santa Claus last night

 

[ydahecnot]

Another Litster sobs lowly
Fun is slowly taken
And malevolence caused such silence
It cannot be mistaken

But it's easy to see
It must be Ravi
In your head, in your
Head he is striking
With his pranks and his barbs
And no regard for your heart
In your head,
In your head he is pryin'

He's in your head, in your head
Raaa-vi, Raaa-vi, Raaa-vi
Hey, hey
You've wished him dead, wished him dead
Raaa-vi, Raaa-vi, Raaa-vi
Hey, hey, hey, oh
Dou, dou, dou, dou
Dou, dou, dou, dou
Dou, dou, dou, dou
Dou, dou, dou, dou

Another poster's breakin'
Pain is taking over
When indifference causes silence
It cannot be mistaken

It's the same old theme since Post 16
In your head,
In your head he is never liking
With his pranks and his barbs
Is he now troubledone?
In your head, in your head you are wondring

He's in your head, in your head
Raaa-vi, Raaa-vi, Raaa-vi
Hey, hey
You've wished him dead, wished him dead
Raaa-vi, Raaa-vi, Raaa-vi
Hey, hey, hey
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hey, oh, ya, ya-a

 

[ydahecnot]

Giving it one more chance

 

[barefootgirl69]

With apologies to Lionel Richie:

Stuck to you
We're in the ambulance after our mishap with superglue
Guess we're on our way
Needed some lube
But not wearing my glasses I picked up the wrong frickin' tube
Now there's hell to pay
Mighty bad mistake

...
.

Well, here’s a snippet. Maybe you’ll recognize the subject.

God damn you English gentlemen, you’re causing me dismay.
There’s none of you around for to fuck on Christmas Day
I gotta harness Satan’s power to lead a bloke astray
Ooooo tie me and I’ll cum on my toy, cum on my toy
Oooo tie me and I’ll cum on my toy

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

I saw Mommy sucking Santa Claus
Her face in his lap last night.
I couldn’t help but stare
the way his fingers grasped her hair;
She thought she went alone
Down to the neighbor’s home.

Then, I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Her chin all creamy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Her sneak off with Santa Claus last night

Hahaha!!!!!


Love it!!!!

 

[ydahecnot]

Mamas and the Papas, biotches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWvyb8D4b88

Note: any usage of names is based only on what works for the lyrics.

Des and Slinger were gettin' itchy fingers
Just to leave the Pornhub behind
Tal and Donkey feeling kinda wonky
Tryin' to find a broadband line
In a lonely house Hotwords sat
Hit a bunch of numbers, then toss off in a hat
AF and Flyer just a-gettin' higher in PMs
You know where that's at
And no one's gonna fap except Uncle Jack

Sassy said, "Emmy, you know there aren't many
Who can turn 'em on the way that you do; I'm going south"
Emmy said, Sassy, golly, don't you think that I wish
I could do paired pics like you"
Ems, Beachy and TongueLust sat (true night owls)
Hit a bunch of numbers, then they'd get spanked
AF and Flyer still a-gettin higher in PMs
You know where that's at
And no one's gonna fap except Uncle Jack

When Honey was a sophomore, planned to go to Heathrow
But then she found Skype one day
Trekka on the turnpike, tits out to hitchhike
"Take me in your cab right away"
When Sandman met Treasured, he gave her love bumps
Called for Chinese and then came the dry humps
AF and Flyer couldn't get no higher
They're friends now, you know where that's at
And no one's gonna fap except Uncle Jack



Will finish later

 

[AbsintheFather]

Mamas and the Papas, biotches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWvyb8D4b88

Note: any usage of names is based only on what works for the lyrics.

Des and Slinger were gettin' itchy fingers
Just to leave the Pornhub behind
Tal and Donkey feeling kinda wonky
Tryin' to find a broadband line
In a lonely house Hotwords sat
Hit a bunch of numbers, then toss off in a hat
AF and Flyer just a-gettin' higher in PMs
You know where that's at
And no one's gonna fap except Uncle Jack

Sassy said, "Emmy, you know there aren't many
Who can turn 'em on the way that you do; I'm going south"
Emmy said, Sassy, golly, don't you think that I wish
I could do paired pics like you"
Ems, Beachy and TongueLust sat (true night owls)
Hit a bunch of numbers, then they'd get spanked
AF and Flyer still a-gettin higher in PMs
You know where that's at
And no one's gonna fap except Uncle Jack

When Honey was a sophomore, planned to go to Heathrow
But then she found Skype one day
Trekka on the turnpike, tits out to hitchhike
"Take me in your cab right away"
When Sandman met Treasured, he gave her love bumps
Called for Chinese and then came the dry humps
AF and Flyer couldn't get no higher
They're friends now, you know where that's at
And no one's gonna fap except Uncle Jack



Will finish later

Don't you think you've done enough damage already?


Hahaaa . . . very nice!

 

[ydahecnot]

Mamas and the Papas, biotches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWvyb8D4b88

Reposted to finish. Note: any usage of names is based only on what works for the lyrics.

Des and Slinger were gettin' itchy fingers
Just to leave the Pornhub behind
Tal and Donkey feeling kinda wonky
Tryin' to find a broadband line
In a lonely house Hotwords sat
Hit a bunch of numbers, then toss off in a hat
AF and Flyer just a-gettin' higher in PMs
You know where that's at
And no one's gonna fap except Uncle Jack

Sassy said, "Emmy, you know there aren't many
Who can turn 'em on the way that you do; I'm going south"
Emmy said, Sassy, golly, don't you think that I wish
I could do paired pics like you"
Ems, Beachy and TongueLust sat (true night owls)
Hit a bunch of numbers, then they'd get spanked
AF and Flyer still a-gettin higher in PMs
You know where that's at
And no one's gonna fap except Uncle Jack

When Honey was a sophomore, planned to go to Heathrow
But then she found Skype one day
Trekka on the turnpike, tits out to hitchhike
"Take me in your cab right away"
When Sandman met Treasured, he gave her love bumps
Called for Chinese and then came the dry humps
AF and Flyer couldn't get no higher
They're friends now, you know where that's at
And no one's gonna fap except Uncle Jack

Dry humps, cock pumps, posting slumps, pants lumps
Don't let work slow down your play
Make up, break up, Karen's always shake up
Ricky had to be on his way
VT talked Enny into providing a foot full
Elsewhere, happy talk and a touch of the rueful
AF and Flyer again a-catchin' fire in PMs
You know where that's at
And everybody's gonna fap except Uncle Jack


Changed my mind on the last verse; too lazy and it is different in format

 

[pfflyerhot]

Omfg!!!

I'm loving this thread.
(Ydahecnot: Thread-Meister Master, no?)

 

[ydahecnot]

Apologies to Elastica. No pokes intended; I am just trying to make the shit rhyme.

Voicing with any fave
That is the fuck you crave
Who can believe it now
Roo just thinks it's stupid
Just say anything
Getting off, then you're done
Who even cares at all
'Bout you

Another alt has made the trade
Go get it, go get it, go get it
I don't understand how a heart goes astray
But somehow a cy-ber con-nec-tion is made

Skyping for anything
Any Brit's good enough
Who wouldn't toss off to
Someone like you
Just as they brought you 'round
They start to bring you down
Sneakabout and ghostabout
Who wants on Lit anyway?

Another alt has made the grade
Go get it, go get it, go get it
I don't understand how they always betray
But somehow a cy-ber con-nec-tion is made

 

[13Fantasies]

It's back!

I was just thinking about this thread.

 

[ydahecnot]

You need a better quality of thought.

 

[13Fantasies]

You need a better quality of thought.

Asshole.

 

[ydahecnot]

I was cutting down myself, more than anything.

 

[13Fantasies]

I was cutting down myself, more than anything.

I know.

But this thread is genius

 

[ydahecnot]

In the sense that it shows up on Page 1 about as often as Salinger.

(Seriously, thanks)

 

[AbsintheFather]

It's back!

I was just thinking about this thread.

I was too. We must have conjured it up.

I don't get the song though . . Elastica? Gimme some Beatles or Stones Y.

 

[ydahecnot]

Hey, I can't help what pops into my head, old man.

Anyhoo, here's the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY2s4hJ8kuA

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hey, I can't help what pops into my head, old man.

Anyhoo, here's the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY2s4hJ8kuA

Thanks. Salinger. Is he alive?

 

[ydahecnot]

Work in progress

Making time on the roof
I frolicked with Ruth
Trying to consummate our affair
The last one to know
That you'd be below
It was the last time you puffed up your hair

And I was compromised
When I slipped off her thighs
When I started my journey of pain
And I tried to warn you
But twas too late, you're through
As I fell on your skull just like rain

'Cause I crush friends in low places
Where the gravity rules
And the mass chases
Their lives away
And it's not OK
I'm not big on coordination
Think I'll slip on out of the consecration
Oh, I crush friends in low places

 

[AbsintheFather]

I get this one, Garth