The Queernesss Thread

[satindesire]

It's ok, I sort of vibrate between the frequencies of "10 year old boy" and "zen buddhist monk". ;D

You're in excellent company, in other words!

Good to know I'm not the only one.

Oh, jeeze, I could open the door and look in at all the cute for a minute-- and leave before I get the diabeeties...

I think Mister would probably be exactly like this. "You need something from your room? uhh....Can....YOU go get it?"

Get your own room. Do it.
That is SO CUTE.

Not that there's anything pink in my house. I actively avoid it.

You don't even -know-, I would do this in a heartbeat!!

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I swear to God I'm 30 y'all. I'm just a teenager on the inside.

It's okay, deep down I still want my old childhood room covered in ponies but then I exchanged ponies out for pets. and then I immigrated and changed pets out for one big hairy stinky man-animal. all in all, I'm not sure I've traded up ;P

 

[satindesire]

It's okay, deep down I still want my old childhood room covered in ponies but then I exchanged ponies out for pets. and then I immigrated and changed pets out for one big hairy stinky man-animal. all in all, I'm not sure I've traded up ;P

/dying laughing! Girl I love you!! Hahaha!

 

[KoPilot]

It's okay, deep down I still want my old childhood room covered in ponies but then I exchanged ponies out for pets. and then I immigrated and changed pets out for one big hairy stinky man-animal. all in all, I'm not sure I've traded up ;P

I love this post so hard.

 

[Allyourbase]

It's okay, deep down I still want my old childhood room covered in ponies but then I exchanged ponies out for pets. and then I immigrated and changed pets out for one big hairy stinky man-animal. all in all, I'm not sure I've traded up ;P

This. This just sums up what is wrong with growing up, in general.

 

[Netzach]

Insanely hot T girls.

Because high maintenance cats are just not high maintenance enough.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Insanely hot T girls.

Because high maintenance cats are just not high maintenance enough.

Dudelady, what?

 

[Netzach]

Dudelady, what?

As above - I didn't trade in pets for stinky males, I just added the twitchiest sleekest cleanest one I could find to the mix.

 

[Allyourbase]

As above - I didn't trade in pets for stinky males, I just added the twitchiest sleekest cleanest one I could find to the mix.

Brilliant.

Now I have elaborate fantasies of how I'd deal with a hot high maintenance T girl in this house full of cat hair, wood chips and scratches on every shiny surface by now. I'd so end up being the bottom, there.

 

[satindesire]

Brilliant.

Now I have elaborate fantasies of how I'd deal with a hot high maintenance T girl in this house full of cat hair, wood chips and scratches on every shiny surface by now. I'd so end up being the bottom, there.

Being high maintenance doesn't necessarily mean you're a Top.

....not that....I have ANY idea what it's like to be high maintenance.

 

[Allyourbase]

Being high maintenance doesn't necessarily mean you're a Top.

....not that....I have ANY idea what it's like to be high maintenance.

No it doesn't.

Actually, I have no idea what it means if someone's high maintenance. What does it mean? Like, practically speaking? What does breakfast with a high maintenance person look like?

 

[IrisAlthea]

No it doesn't.

Actually, I have no idea what it means if someone's high maintenance. What does it mean? Like, practically speaking? What does breakfast with a high maintenance person look like?

Well, breakfast when doing a weekend sleepover in the cabin with high maintenance friend has to look like the breakfast buffet in the fanciest of hotels. If we choose either serrano or parma, we might not have excactly what she is in the mood for in the morning, right?

I like her a lot and while I'll roll my eyes from time to time, I can totally do weekend in the cabin with her once in a while.
If I had to live with her for a week, I'd probably have to kill her though.

 

[satindesire]

Well, breakfast when doing a weekend sleepover in the cabin with high maintenance friend has to look like the breakfast buffet in the fanciest of hotels. If we choose either serrano or parma, we might not have excactly what she is in the mood for in the morning, right?

I like her a lot and while I'll roll my eyes from time to time, I can totally do weekend in the cabin with her once in a while.
If I had to live with her for a week, I'd probably have to kill her though.

^^THIS.

 

[Allyourbase]

Well, breakfast when doing a weekend sleepover in the cabin with high maintenance friend has to look like the breakfast buffet in the fanciest of hotels. If we choose either serrano or parma, we might not have excactly what she is in the mood for in the morning, right?

I like her a lot and while I'll roll my eyes from time to time, I can totally do weekend in the cabin with her once in a while.
If I had to live with her for a week, I'd probably have to kill her though.

Right. I... see that. Yes.

There's an italian friend who makes so much fun of the fact that I have such low standards for certain things, that he has unexpected food issues when I stay for dinner or sleep the night.

See, I don't care how you make my coffee, it can be instant for all I care (I like instant, it reminds me of camping), as long as it's not a fancy espresso that gives me a headache. And I don't need the coffee milk to be hot and foamed. Rather not actually, takes too long, I like coffee now. And if you insist on making something other than potatoes, I prefer my pasta cooked in stead of raw ('al dente'). Oh and yes, guilty pleasure, I enjoy certain deep freeze pizza's...

I'm a bit of a farmer, what can I say.

Poor Italian dude, cooking pasta to pulp for me in a separate pan. He must find me oddly high maintenance.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Right. I... see that. Yes.

There's an italian friend who makes so much fun of the fact that I have such low standards for certain things, that he has unexpected food issues when I stay for dinner or sleep the night.

See, I don't care how you make my coffee, it can be instant for all I care (I like instant, it reminds me of camping), as long as it's not a fancy espresso that gives me a headache. And I don't need the coffee milk to be hot and foamed. Rather not actually, takes too long, I like coffee now. And if you insist on making something other than potatoes, I prefer my pasta cooked in stead of raw ('al dente'). Oh and yes, guilty pleasure, I enjoy certain deep freeze pizza's...

I'm a bit of a farmer, what can I say.

Poor Italian dude, cooking pasta to pulp for me in a separate pan. He must find me oddly high maintenance.

I knew an Italian guy who used to bring homemade pastasauce his mother made with him in his suitcase when he worked abroad.
That's high maintenance de luxe.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

*Pops head through door* Did someone say "potato"??

I love me some potato. Samwise Gamgee and I would have the most glorious of potato feasts.

EDIT: I belatedly realized my post is HORRIFICALLY off topic. Maybe my obsession with potatoes could be considered queer in the original sense of the word? xD

 

[Stella_Omega]

Shape UP, people!

I never saw a queer potato in my life honestly wtf?

Well, maybe Beartato

 

[satindesire]

*Pops head through door* Did someone say "potato"??

I love me some potato. Samwise Gamgee and I would have the most glorious of potato feasts.

EDIT: I belatedly realized my post is HORRIFICALLY off topic. Maybe my obsession with potatoes could be considered queer in the original sense of the word? xD

Honey, this is LIT. ALL threads go off topic!

Shape UP, people!

I never saw a queer potato in my life honestly wtf?

Well, maybe Beartato

LIKE.

 

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[Allyourbase]

Right now, I'd self-identify as a queer potato just for the heck of it. <3

 

[satindesire]

While I would not be able to handle living in a room like this, I would LOVE to join you for a sleepover! (Plus, it's totally cool to be in our 30s and act like teens. *nods*)

If I had my own room (wow...channeling Virginia Woolf), mine would look like an old library. It would be dark with antique lamps and first editions and autographed books and the most comfiest chairs in the world! And I would totally ask you to come over and play, SD.

I would read ALL your books!

Right now, I'd self-identify as a queer potato just for the heck of it. <3

What kind of rights to queer potatoes ask for?

The right to be boiled, mashed, stuck in stews?

The right to be peeled or not peeled?

 

[Allyourbase]

What kind of rights to queer potatoes ask for?

The right to be boiled, mashed, stuck in stews?

The right to be peeled or not peeled?

The right to be hot and delicious on someone's tongue.

 

[satindesire]

The right to be hot and delicious on someone's tongue.

Mmm. French Fries.

*runs off into the kitchen to make some*

 

[Stella_Omega]

Mmm. French Fries.

*runs off into the kitchen to make some*

*runs after you to breath down your neck while they cook*

Are they done yet? Wow, I've never cooked french fries, is that something you do?

here's a cool geeky thing; There's a new movie coming out, "snowpiercer" made by some Korean auteur. Tilda Swinton is the bad guy-- and the part was written as male, she's playing it female, but they never changed the script, so her character gets "he, him, his" pronouns.

YEAH BABY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

 

[Niam1985]

Thats sufficiently confusing and wonderful.