The Real JBJ Fan Club

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

With all due respect Mr. Johnson I beg to differ. We need Rainshine. She brings an element of charm and class to this joint that the rest of us lack.




Plus she has that funny accent. I mean that alone is worth having her around. Did you hear her sing that pube song? Funny funny funny.

I wouldn't listen to RAINMAN if she were warning me of a shark attack. I'd rather be in the shark than in her debt.

 

[NightL]

I've got this pubic hair she's stuck on my top lip....


ETA: the views expressed in the above link are mine.

that was a gutsy call ...no, not my misquoting you - just you inflicting KBW on a poor unsuspecting audience.

 

[NightL]

I wouldn't listen to RAINMAN if she were warning me of a shark attack. I'd rather be in the shark than in her debt.

there is just this one issue with that - you are one person she just would not warn

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was going to make you an El Presidente banner for your sig. Just don't tell pmann he'll feel the awful sting of betrayal.

Et tu, Brute?

 

[subdued_passion]

I was going to make you an El Presidente banner for your sig. Just don't tell pmann he'll feel the awful sting of betrayal.

How do you go from ^^^this...

Anyway, I resigned from the club a fair few posts ago. This little lady is no longer feeding the trolls! Happy meetings, kids!

to^^^this?


Please, Rain shine, don't go.

 

[subdued_passion]

No.

Males cooperate, females conform to consensus.

If you observe female management of a novel crisis what you see is a group of women form a committee and attempt to negotiate (placate) a resolution of the problem unless the problem involves another group of women, then it becomes a rigid confrontation.

That is, females wont color outside the lines until a decision is made by committee. Males do it differently: A male makes a decision and other males cooperate if the decision maker has status for competence, skill, and results.

No one in his right mind makes a Patton head of the army in peace-time. No one in her right mind makes a female a battle commander in war.

- JBJ, putting into perspective involuntary celibacy in the case of married men.

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Note- I only quote the stuff, I don't claim to understand.

 

[subdued_passion]

I'm female!!! JBJ Lesson #1, my friend! All females are batshit crazy, am I right?!

Does this mean you'll stay? Yes? OK.



Now, about that banner for my sig, I was more keen on a La Presidenta and not so much El Presidente. But I'm willing to be flexible and settle for just The President, if foreign languages are a bit of a challenge for you.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

No.

Males cooperate, females conform to consensus.

If you observe female management of a novel crisis what you see is a group of women form a committee and attempt to negotiate (placate) a resolution of the problem unless the problem involves another group of women, then it becomes a rigid confrontation.

That is, females wont color outside the lines until a decision is made by committee. Males do it differently: A male makes a decision and other males cooperate if the decision maker has status for competence, skill, and results.

No one in his right mind makes a Patton head of the army in peace-time. No one in her right mind makes a female a battle commander in war.

- JBJ, putting into perspective involuntary celibacy in the case of married men.

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Note- I only quote the stuff, I don't claim to understand.

There's also pussy arthritis.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Does this mean you'll stay? Yes? OK.



Now, about that banner for my sig, I was more keen on a La Presidenta and not so much El Presidente. But I'm willing to be flexible and settle for just The President, if foreign languages are a bit of a challenge for you.

Let RAINMAN know that I'm aware of sexual differences. Tho I often accuse females of being bat-shit crazy what I mean to say is, their mental processes are different from males. Females are lateral thinkers. That is, if what they seek isn't one place they'll go to another place to look. Males never do that, we dig the same hole thru the planet and come out beneath a privy in India.

 

[subdued_passion]

Let RAINMAN know that I'm aware of sexual differences. Tho I often accuse females of being bat-shit crazy what I mean to say is, their mental processes are different from males. Females are lateral thinkers. That is, if what they seek isn't one place they'll go to another place to look. Males never do that, we dig the same hole thru the planet and come out beneath a privy in India.

My bad. I thought it was just the pig poking his head through.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

My bad. I thought it was just the pig poking his head through.

IGGY for you.

 

[subdued_passion]

IGGY for you.

Nooooooooooooooo.

Come on how could I not jump on that joke. If it helps I doubt anyone else got it unless they've visited those parts of India or China.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Nooooooooooooooo.

Come on how could I not jump on that joke. If it helps I doubt anyone else got it unless they've visited those parts of India or China.

I don't normally do 2nd chances, but OK

 

[subdued_passion]

I don't normally do 2nd chances, but OK

Thank you sir. I will try my best not to disappoint.

 

[subdued_passion]

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions' is the correct answer.


- JBJ, providing the solution to the following mathematical problem:

There are 300 coins in a jar. There are w pennies, x nickels, y dimes and z quarters. If you draw one coin from the jar what is P(the amount is less than $1.00)?

 

[subdued_passion]

Geometry.

My official aptitude for geometry is 100%. I may have equals but I have no betters.

Yet in high school I struggled to pass my geometry course. A few years later I aced geometry, with a different instructor. My high school geometry teacher had no idea how to teach the material to ME tho he was excellent with all the other students.

Writing is the same. Based on aptitude I oughta kick ass as a writer, I come from many outstanding writers, its in my blood. But some of us are like Seabiscuit. Somethings missing that's needed for all the pieces to work together.

I wrote a story yesterday that's a real story. It may suffer the fate of its antecedents, but its a real story. Now I knew what a real story was, long ago. Ask for a story recipe, and I can recite it every time; but until yesterday something was missing, and the missing stuff isn't part of the orthodox recipe. Missing was a skill for exposing the subterranean currents that make stories matter to readers.

Now I know, and the next story oughta be a modest improvement on what I just submitted, if my theory is correct.



- JBJ (proving why he deserves a fan club. We truly are unworthy of this god.)

 

[subdued_passion]

The degrees people get are worthless, theyre worthless because special interests control access to all the professions. That is, the student learns the trade but cant get a union card (license). Education is a racket to get your money and give you crap for the money.



- JBJ, explaining the real reason behind the high cost of college education.


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Now you know how JBJ got so smart and gained all that expertise... by not falling for the con perpetrated by the Education system.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Geometry.

My official aptitude for geometry is 100%. I may have equals but I have no betters.

Yet in high school I struggled to pass my geometry course. A few years later I aced geometry, with a different instructor. My high school geometry teacher had no idea how to teach the material to ME tho he was excellent with all the other students.

Writing is the same. Based on aptitude I oughta kick ass as a writer, I come from many outstanding writers, its in my blood. But some of us are like Seabiscuit. Somethings missing that's needed for all the pieces to work together.

I wrote a story yesterday that's a real story. It may suffer the fate of its antecedents, but its a real story. Now I knew what a real story was, long ago. Ask for a story recipe, and I can recite it every time; but until yesterday something was missing, and the missing stuff isn't part of the orthodox recipe. Missing was a skill for exposing the subterranean currents that make stories matter to readers.

Now I know, and the next story oughta be a modest improvement on what I just submitted, if my theory is correct.



- JBJ (proving why he deserves a fan club. We truly are unworthy of this god.)

I'm a god by accident of birth, Pbrain is a self made nutless squirrel.

 

[subdued_passion]

I'm a god by accident of birth, Pbrain is a self made nutless squirrel.

I thought the quote went, "I'm a bastard by accident of birth but so and so is self-made."

I could be mixing my quotes, since my brain moves only laterally it fails to go back and recall stuff at times.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I thought the quote went, "I'm a bastard by accident of birth but so and so is self-made."

I could be mixing my quotes, since my brain moves only laterally it fails to go back and recall stuff at times.

I don't like the idea of dissing bastards by including Pbrain as one of them.

 

[Lord Pmann]

JBJ... Stop playing coy... You call me pbrain because you love my sense of humour. Am I right?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I thought the quote went, "I'm a bastard by accident of birth but so and so is self-made."

I could be mixing my quotes, since my brain moves only laterally it fails to go back and recall stuff at times.

Nice try, I just figgered out who you are. GAME OVER. Please deposit 50 cents for a new game.

 

[subdued_passion]

Nice try, I just figgered out who you are.

JBJ... Stop playing coy... You call me pbrain because you love my sense of humour. Am I right?

You know what pee-brain, I get the feeling that I'm gonna be getting my own nickname soon!

 

[Lord Pmann]

You're like a sad girl at prom waiting for a dance with a walrus.

 

[subdued_passion]

You're like a sad girl at prom waiting for a dance with a walrus.

I is sad. Will you stick your cock in me to make me feel better?

Or you could give me 50 cents... Apparently that is JBJ's current going rate.