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[elfin_odalisque]

Here is the Moderator's decision on threads to this forum.

Respected Authors,

If you start a thread it should deal specifically with a story you have written, and you are asking for feedback. It doesn't matter what stage the story is in.

I have been getting more and more complaints and have seen more and more threads of just strictly pictures. For any picture thread you wish to start please go to the General Board and remember not to post copyrighted pictures.

I know a question that will come up will be about the Nipples thread. It has a story advertisement in the first post.

Your understanding in this is greatly appreciated.

Very Respectfully,

The Conformist

scouries, you are totally in breach. Either transfer your rubbish to AH or GB or a formal complaint will have to be lodged,

 

[lovecraft68]

Here is the Moderator's decision on threads to this forum.



scouries, you are totally in breach. Either transfer your rubbish to AH or GB or a formal complaint will have to be lodged,

Now could we get a verdict on Literotica's biggest pariah Pilot? Probably not, he spends to much time brown nosing them.

 

[sr71plt]

Exactly what aspect of the moderators complainst have I breached, Lovecraft? You throw the "we" around a little too liberally. You'd be tossed out long before I would be for harrassment and lying. (and general whining an one-note sambaing)

I always laugh (I'm sure a few others do too) at your suggestion that I have an "in" with the website administrators. I sort of like you thinking that, though.

 

[lovecraft68]

Exactly what aspect of the moderators complainst have I breached, Lovecraft? You throw the "we" around a little too liberally. You'd be tossed out long before I would be for harrassment and lying. (and general whining an one-note sambaing)

I always laugh (I'm sure a few others do too) at your suggestion that I have an "in" with the website administrators. I sort of like you thinking that, though.

I lie about nothing dolt. I don't care about anything enough to lie here or in R/L. I have not made up a fantasy life for myself as you have full of all the top fantasies that delusional narcissists create for themselves. Go ahead google some psychology websites among the top fantasies shared by pathological liars are secret agent and fighter pilot. You throw bi in there cause you think it makes you cool here.

As for we? Look around Pilot you have quite the dedicated group of people who take you for the arrogant prick you are. The rule you break? Simple harassment of others. You do more damage to the newbs then Scurries ever could.

As for me booted before you? Doubt it. Except for you I bother no one. And lit is about the stories and traffic. 39 chapters in the Samba gets more views and votes then your short redundant attempts in the GM category.

And your in? Is simply your years of simpering brown nosing behavior. How many times do you say "ask the mod?"

Anyway cackle on you dried up vanilla fraud I know what you really are.

 

[sr71plt]

There he goes again.

 

[lovecraft68]

There he goes again.

Only response he ever has.

 

[scouries]

Now could we get a verdict on Literotica's biggest pariah Pilot? Probably not, he spends to much time brown nosing them.

I would be for harrassment and lying. (and general whining an one-note sambaing)

I just don’t get it loverboy! We’ve asked you not to quote the ignored ones and then you reproduce the odious ones stupidity.

And then you bring the ace/loveerboy war over here.

You know I’d been having an excellent Sunday morning until Gabby clicked open LITEROTICA. A breakfast in bed served by one of South Florida’s most delightful young ladies. The Sunday paper spread out everywhere. Then your garbage.

miss o is an idiot! And quoting her simply makes you look like one.

FYI: the Conformist and I (with the QUEENS help) long ago settled where “the SCOURIES thread” belonged. I had originally put it in the SF forum because I knew that if I put it in AHland there’d be endless rounds of whining and gnashing of teeth from all the old folks. I’ll be a good guy I said to myself.

But of course the AHers still weren’t happy. They immediately migrated over here and inundated the poor the Conformist with demands for my beheading. It got so bad that at one point one angry AHer threatened to kill his dog!

Ultimately the poor guy caved. I didn’t blame him even though he certainly should have given me the heads up before he moved my thread to GBworld in the middle of the night. He claimed later that he would have but someone disabled his PMing ability.

Of course I petitioned the QUEEN and within days was moved to AHland. Fuck, you should have heard the crying then! All their machinations and the end result was that I was placed among them. Immediately ace, the kittens, db, sourwitch, miss stella and the dumb Texan went on a three week bender. Then the whining started again.

The QUEEN was getting pissed off! This daily stream of hate mail she was receiving was not appreciated. MANU confidentially told me her health was suffering because of it. Asked me if there wasn’t something I could do to help.

“Of course,” I answered. “I’d do anything for that sweet lady.” I then offered, “Why not just send me back to the SF forum, it was much quieter over there.”

And so negotiations began. Face to face. the Conformist and I. I agreed to putting a line in my thread “mission statement” inviting feedback. I also promised to post some hot chick pics to liven the thread. Finally I agreed to start another thread (the 1000+ vote club thread) to spur even more feedback and to help up the profile of the forum.

Everyone wass delighted. The QUEEN moved me back to the SF forum with the Conformists blessing. The rest is history!

A win/win situation for everyone. And later, after the great success of the 1000+ vote club thread I started the 100+ comment club thread. Another winner!

Then came the A.I.R. thread (although originally it was to have gone in the Awards forum but that wasn’t allowed). Another great success!

the Conformist was now the moderator of the hottest forum on LITEROTICA.

And now people like estrogen are joining the movement. More important threads are being started.

Happiness reigns in the QUEENDOM. Except for people like miss odious and now apparently you! Wake up man! Do you really want to be put in that category? ​

 

[TxRad]

The above post by scouries is one lie stacked on top of another.

 

[michchick98]

Okay, if no one else is allowed to quote the ignored ones (which we know you don't ignore anyway) then why does your blow-up doll alt quote them? After all, if we're ignored then all your alts should ignore us.

Just sayin'

As far as your request to have your thread moved, YOU were the one who blew a gasket when you were moved to the AH. Of course, the rest of the AH was outraged as well, but you yelled long and loud, just like the rest of them. Eventually enough of the AHers complained and had you moved BACK to Story Feedback. I seem to recall not too long ago where you'd been moved again and got your lacy panties in a knot until you were moved back to SF a few days later.

And the GB? They chopped you up and sprinkled you over their Corn Flakes for breakfast every morning. You couldn't get your thread moved from there fast enough. You claim their your friends, but I never see you set foot in that forum promoting your mediocre family sex tales.

So yeah, that's what REALLY happened. And I still wonder why, after all these years, if you hate the AH so much, do you continue to post there? Go to the GB where they supposedly love you.

 

[scouries]

Now here's a ggood start to the week!!!

 

[scouries]

now this is my kind of page!!! just scouries ...

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Yesterday, 10:30 AM #10307
scouries
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Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
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Queen LAUREL and Prince MANU
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[TxRad]

[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

[Spamming, bumping, posting same content to multiple locations, and screen-stretching to disrupt the forum is prohibited per our forum guidelines.] - Last Warning

 

[scouries]

A public letter to the QUEEN...

Laurel,

You could have solved it so easily! As I've told you many times before.

It's easy to talk a good game - less easy to play one.

Replacing Gabby's posts with this certainly takes the cake for two-facedness.

[SIZE=+2][Spamming, bumping, posting same content to multiple locations, and screen-stretching to disrupt the forum is prohibited per our forum guidelines.] - Last Warning​

As you well know she was simply reposting garbage little ralphie had posted on the various SCOURIES threads.

As she'd previously reposted the stupidity that misshick, miss odious, and the dumb texan had posted before on them. Strangely I've never seen a first warning let alone Last Warning! for any of them.

Do you never ask yourself why the popular authors never post stories in your failed contests?

Have you become that far removed from both the readers and the authors of the site?

Do you believe yourself that omnipotent?

Have you reached the point where you must be surrounded by ass kisseers and toadies?

Do you have no integrity at all?

I'd always asssumed you were better than that!

I guess I was wrong...

Find below the current stats for the SF SCOURIES threads... clearly some LITEROTICANS want the truth...​

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[sr71plt]

Stews your gills, doesn't it.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Scouries, you've been peeing on everyone's parade for years.

You've been disrupting the boards by posting your shit on everyone's threads.

You've been interfering with the real contests by making up your own phony contest.

Now, that I post my story on your thread, a real story, instead of spam and instead of stolen pictures and graphics, you yell foul.

Allow me to retort.

Go Fuck Yourself!

Ah, as if relieving myself of a belly full of gas, I feel so much better.

 

[michchick98]

Stews your gills, doesn't it.

And it probably REALLY burns his ass because he seems to think he has so much power at Literotica, yet he can't moderate his own threads or get a reply, ever, from Laurel.

Funny that.

 

[sr71plt]

And it probably REALLY burns his ass because he seems to think he has so much power at Literotica, yet he can't moderate his own threads or get a reply, ever, from Laurel.

Funny that.

Not to mention that he got burned and BFW (unless it's happened recently) didn't for doing exactly the same thing. I'll take that as a website administration statement in it's own right.

 

[scouries]

Dear LAUREL,

[size=+2][Spamming, bumping, posting same content to multiple locations, and screen-stretching to disrupt the forum is prohibited per our forum guidelines.] - Last Warning[/size]

As you know, Gabby, the beautiful Gabrielle L. was banned from the site this morning. By you. The excuse you used is above. Everyone knows that had nothing to do with it.

As I already posted the gabster was only posting trash that was deposited on the SCOURIES world threads. The garbage little ralphie, misshick, miss odious, and the dumb texan had posted on them. And of course they were never warned off by you for any of these above mentioned sins.

Of course her greatest crime was the continuing success and popularity of the VOTE and COMMENT threads. And her championing of the A.I.R. Contests. Each time a reader clicked one of these brilliant threads open you got madder and madder.

Instead of hiding behind the above stupid reason (screen stretching???) I wish you’d had the cojones to call a spade a spade and admit your real reason.

As for Gabby, she was, is, and will remain, simply an employee of ScouriesWorld. And yes, notwithstanding the questioning of that fact by your toadies, she does exist. The “banning” won’t bother her; her paycheck and her boss’s devotion to her will not be affected.

Of course the “banning” is a joke! While not always posting exactly what I wanted she was an employee and operated under my general direction. I’ve always believed in the old adage “the buck stops here”.

Punishing an employee for the supposed transgressions of her boss is simply inexcusable. It’s gutless. I will continue to post as I always have. I’m not a ace like lapdog. A oggish toady. A slithering darkboy. A fawning misshick. A groveling dumb texan.

If you can only tolerate the weak in your entourage that’s your problem. Weak people invariably surround themselves with weaklings and flunkies. If you wish to silence me go ahead. You’ve already lost any respect I ever had for you. This last little flare up is simply the culmination a long downward moral spiral on your part.

Bizarre, indefensible sweeps … contest stories with voting turned off … authors entering 25 stories in a contest … the favoring of certain categories … last minute upset winners … your toleration of these disgusting ALTS ...the whole embarrassing serial/chapter/continuation/stand alone fiasco…cut and paste contest entries … removal of posts you disagree with … your unwillingness to honestly address the authors that come here …

Do as you will… if this is my last post so be it.
​

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Dear LAUREL,

[size=+2][Spamming, bumping, posting same content to multiple locations, and screen-stretching to disrupt the forum is prohibited per our forum guidelines.] - Last Warning[/size]

As you know, Gabby, the beautiful Gabrielle L. was banned from the site this morning. By you. The excuse you used is above. Everyone knows that had nothing to do with it.

As I already posted the gabster was only posting trash that was deposited on the SCOURIES world threads. The garbage little ralphie, misshick, miss odious, and the dumb texan had posted on them. And of course they were never warned off by you for any of these above mentioned sins.

Of course her greatest crime was the continuing success and popularity of the VOTE and COMMENT threads. And her championing of the A.I.R. Contests. Each time a reader clicked one of these brilliant threads open you got madder and madder.

Instead of hiding behind the above stupid reason (screen stretching???) I wish you’d had the cojones to call a spade a spade and admit your real reason.

As for Gabby, she was, is, and will remain, simply an employee of ScouriesWorld. And yes, notwithstanding the questioning of that fact by your toadies, she does exist. The “banning” won’t bother her; her paycheck and her boss’s devotion to her will not be affected.

Of course the “banning” is a joke! While not always posting exactly what I wanted she was an employee and operated under my general direction. I’ve always believed in the old adage “the buck stops here”.

Punishing an employee for the supposed transgressions of her boss is simply inexcusable. It’s gutless. I will continue to post as I always have. I’m not a ace like lapdog. A oggish toady. A slithering darkboy. A fawning misshick. A groveling dumb texan.

If you can only tolerate the weak in your entourage that’s your problem. Weak people invariably surround themselves with weaklings and flunkies. If you wish to silence me go ahead. You’ve already lost any respect I ever had for you. This last little flare up is simply the culmination a long downward moral spiral on your part.

Bizarre, indefensible sweeps … contest stories with voting turned off … authors entering 25 stories in a contest … the favoring of certain categories … last minute upset winners … your toleration of these disgusting ALTS ...the whole embarrassing serial/chapter/continuation/stand alone fiasco…cut and paste contest entries … removal of posts you disagree with … your unwillingness to honestly address the authors that come here …

Do as you will… if this is my last post so be it.
​

I had to quote this cuz you mentioned SINS. That's me.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

Dear LAUREL,

[size=+2][Spamming, bumping, posting same content to multiple locations, and screen-stretching to disrupt the forum is prohibited per our forum guidelines.] - Last Warning[/size]

As you know, Gabby, the beautiful Gabrielle L. was banned from the site this morning. By you. The excuse you used is above. Everyone knows that had nothing to do with it.

As I already posted the gabster was only posting trash that was deposited on the SCOURIES world threads. The garbage little ralphie, misshick, miss odious, and the dumb texan had posted on them. And of course they were never warned off by you for any of these above mentioned sins.

Of course her greatest crime was the continuing success and popularity of the VOTE and COMMENT threads. And her championing of the A.I.R. Contests. Each time a reader clicked one of these brilliant threads open you got madder and madder.

Instead of hiding behind the above stupid reason (screen stretching???) I wish you’d had the cojones to call a spade a spade and admit your real reason.

As for Gabby, she was, is, and will remain, simply an employee of ScouriesWorld. And yes, notwithstanding the questioning of that fact by your toadies, she does exist. The “banning” won’t bother her; her paycheck and her boss’s devotion to her will not be affected.

Of course the “banning” is a joke! While not always posting exactly what I wanted she was an employee and operated under my general direction. I’ve always believed in the old adage “the buck stops here”.

Punishing an employee for the supposed transgressions of her boss is simply inexcusable. It’s gutless. I will continue to post as I always have. I’m not a ace like lapdog. A oggish toady. A slithering darkboy. A fawning misshick. A groveling dumb texan.

If you can only tolerate the weak in your entourage that’s your problem. Weak people invariably surround themselves with weaklings and flunkies. If you wish to silence me go ahead. You’ve already lost any respect I ever had for you. This last little flare up is simply the culmination a long downward moral spiral on your part.

Bizarre, indefensible sweeps … contest stories with voting turned off … authors entering 25 stories in a contest … the favoring of certain categories … last minute upset winners … your toleration of these disgusting ALTS ...the whole embarrassing serial/chapter/continuation/stand alone fiasco…cut and paste contest entries … removal of posts you disagree with … your unwillingness to honestly address the authors that come here …

Do as you will… if this is my last post so be it.
​

Sniff, sniff, I'm gonna miss you.

Okay, gotta go. The Yankees are playing the Tigers. I'm rooting for the Tigers to win.

Good luck, Scouries. Bye, bye. Take care. Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Don't go away mad, just go away. Thanks for everything.

Oh, by the way, Laurel said that instead of paying you for hits, sales, and royalties, she's going to give me what you were getting...nothing.

 

[Darkniciad]

Please do continue to post exactly as you always have. It will truly be a red letter day when you get yourself banned for posting activity you have been repeatedly warned about. Heavens know you should have been banned years and years ago for far more grevious offences.

You can paint yourself as a martyr all you want. The fact is that you're more like Al Capone, going up the river on taxes because it was too difficult to nail you for murder.

 

[Spacefender]

As you know, Gabby, the beautiful Gabrielle L. was banned from the site this morning. By you.

I was wondering where that loud WHOOSHING sound was earlier. Apparently it was scouries' blow-up alt deflating after Laurel stuck a pin in it. For all the good it will do. I imagine scouries will find a new blow-up alt at some garage sale or flea market soon enough.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

I was wondering where that loud WHOOSHING sound was earlier. Apparently it was scouries' blow-up alt deflating after Laurel stuck a pin in it. For all the good it will do. I imagine scouries will find a new blow-up alt at some garage sale or flea market soon enough.

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. Now that was funny.

 

[michchick98]

As you know, Gabby, the beautiful Gabrielle L. was banned from the site this morning. By you. The excuse you used is above. Everyone knows that had nothing to do with it.

As I already posted the gabster was only posting trash that was deposited on the SCOURIES world threads. The garbage little ralphie, misshick, miss odious, and the dumb texan had posted on them. And of course they were never warned off by you for any of these above mentioned sins.

Had to know it'd come around to bite you in the ass sooner or later huh? Maybe if you learned how to PROPERLY quote a message you wouldn't have had that problem.

Of course her greatest crime was the continuing success and popularity of the VOTE and COMMENT threads. And her championing of the A.I.R. Contests. Each time a reader clicked one of these brilliant threads open you got madder and madder.

Instead of hiding behind the above stupid reason (screen stretching???) I wish you’d had the cojones to call a spade a spade and admit your real reason.

Okay, how about continually accusing her of cheating? How about repeated lies about the site itself and your supposed royalties?

As for Gabby, she was, is, and will remain, simply an employee of ScouriesWorld. And yes, notwithstanding the questioning of that fact by your toadies, she does exist. The “banning” won’t bother her; her paycheck and her boss’s devotion to her will not be affected.

So you pay a blow-up doll with Monopoly money?

Of course the “banning” is a joke! While not always posting exactly what I wanted she was an employee and operated under my general direction. I’ve always believed in the old adage “the buck stops here”.

Punishing an employee for the supposed transgressions of her boss is simply inexcusable. It’s gutless. I will continue to post as I always have. I’m not a ace like lapdog. A oggish toady. A slithering darkboy. A fawning misshick. A groveling dumb texan.

So perhaps "her boss" should've been banned as well? Keep posting as you always have. Sooner or later we'll all get our wish of YOU being banned as well.

And I've never fawned, thank you very much.

If you can only tolerate the weak in your entourage that’s your problem. Weak people invariably surround themselves with weaklings and flunkies. If you wish to silence me go ahead. You’ve already lost any respect I ever had for you. This last little flare up is simply the culmination a long downward moral spiral on your part.

How can you say you had any respect for her when you continually accused her of cheating? You spread lies about her and the site. Yeah, that' reeks of respect to me.

Bizarre, indefensible sweeps … contest stories with voting turned off … authors entering 25 stories in a contest … the favoring of certain categories … last minute upset winners … your toleration of these disgusting ALTS ...the whole embarrassing serial/chapter/continuation/stand alone fiasco…cut and paste contest entries … removal of posts you disagree with … your unwillingness to honestly address the authors that come here …

Still can't get over that your writing was never good enough to win a contest that YOU didn't make up, huh? Maybe if you spent as much time improving your writing skills as you did with your over-the-top egomaniacal posting and general putdowns and insults toward anyone who doesn't conform to your way of thinking, or anyone who doesn't bow down to you, you could actually write a decent story. And make it something other than family sex.

Do as you will… if this is my last post so be it.

We should be so lucky.

Looks like you'll have to take us off ignore now so you can still see what we said. Of course, I expect a new ID to be forthcoming, either that or sarahhh will miraculously recover from her lobotomy. After all, you can't run a smear campaign against a site that supposedly pays you royalties with only one ID, right?