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Now this is my friend MANU at his very worst. At his very smallest. His pettiest. I would have to say this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen come out of the PALACE. It’s worse that everything I highlighted in my last post. It belies everything they pretend to stand for.

When the lovely Gabby was “banned” by the Royal Family on Monday morning she immediately “Edited” her one story on the site asking LAUREL to remove it.
She also tried to PM her highness to have her account closed. Unfortunately she had disabled her instant messaging function.

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Her only recourse was to submit a story (titled “Dear Abby”) with a NOTE asking the QUEEN to close her account a.s.a.p. It wasn’t accepted because there was no story. So she went looking for 750 words of little ralphies story to submit (almost the whole story!) But she couldn’t because she couldn’t access the threads. So she pulled a darkboy and cut-and-pasted 750 words of ace’s gay goblin story and submitted that with request to close her account. I thought there couldn’t be a more appropriate choice when she told me.

We were on the boat yesterday so didn’t check the site until this morning. Both her EDIT and her request to have her account closed have been viewed 14 times but the story is still up and the account is still open. Apparently members can’t close their accounts!

And then when I checked the A.I.R. thread I came across the editing of Gabby’s description as shown above. I called a pal in the PALACE. I asked what was going on.

“Don’t tell anyone who told you,” he asked, then explained, “but MANU had a hissy fit Monday. He was running around half the day like a wild man. Said he’d get that bitch. Making fun of his mom like that. Then he started to fool around on his computer. He was giggling like madwoman the whole time. Then he jumped up and started yelling ‘I got her mommy, I got her’. It was hard to watch for all of us. And here we’d all been telling him for years to take over the 1000+ story list and the 100+ comment list just like that nice Gabby had asked. He’d actually already started work on it.”

I’m sorry jim, all of us in the PALACE are, but the two of them are getting worse every day. They’re getting worse than Arab dictators those two. No one knows what crazy things they’re going to do from day to day. Sad really, they used to be believers and advocates for free speech and democracy. Now look at them. “Banning” people, tampering with peoples profiles, and now this. Pretending one of their members wrote something when they themselves inserted it.”

“Free Speech? Only if you agree with them and kiss their asses. And now they'll order their flunkies out to defend their actions. You should have seen the PM's they sent out to the usual suspects after your last post.”

Well they do say that power corrupts...
 
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Please do continue to post exactly as you always have. It will truly be a red letter day when you get yourself banned for posting activity you have been repeatedly warned about

I don’t know what all the other ass kissers have posted above because they’re all on ignore but the one I could see and which I quoted certainly proves my point.

It comes from the man who posts shit pictures, who creates ALTS to do his dirty work for him, who defends every contest cheater he comes across, who defends his cuts-and-pastes contest stories, who manipulates figures and produces fake graphs - all this on orders from above. Is there anything worse that the toadies who enable the dictators? I think not.

The simple question for you darkboy is: Why have you never had the courage to denounce the stupidity of misshicks, the dumbtexanss, miss odious and ralphies posts on the various SCOURIES threads publicly? The idiocy of the last year could have been stopped in its tracks if the oggman’s and the db’s of AHland had had the balls.

The answer is equally simple: Quite frankly you’re not, and never will be, man enough! Winning brownie points from LAUREL :cattail: is too important for types like you. Integrity and honor will never outdoe your need to slime gollum like after your precious queen.

You are a fraud. Always have been.
 
I didn't even realize I had a gay goblin story. But, since I submitted my 500th story to Lit. just a few minutes ago, I may just have forgotten it. :D
 
Scouries, you've around long enough to know that within the castle walls, there are spies.

Just as you never know who reads our stories, you never know who posts here. People here are not who they portray themselves to be.

I already know Manu's identity, at least, I think I do. Laurel is the one harder to figure. I know she has one, an identity, though, other then her Laurel identity. Yet, in the case of Laurel, she's surrounded by her maids who do her bidding. She doesn't like to get her hands dirty and she keeps her distance by making infrequent posts and appearances.

Different from Manu, he's always in the thick of things. He posts daily. Think about it, he's a regular to your thread and no, it's not Ace or MichChick, not even the man from Texas. It's someone else.

A word of warning, be careful who you piss off, because I just may be...Manu.
 
I didn't even realize I had a gay goblin story. But, since I submitted my 500th story to Lit. just a few minutes ago, I may just have forgotten it. :D

Congratulations on your 500th story. That's quite an accomplishment.

Much like the baseball players who hit more than 500 homeruns, we're in a select group of writers, you and I or is it me and you (lol).

Tell me, did you ever think you'd stand shoulder to shoulder or in your case, pelvis to butt, with the likes of me and...SamuelX (lol)?
 
Congratulations on your 500th story. That's quite an accomplishment.

Much like the baseball players who hit more than 500 homeruns, we're in a select group of writers, you and I or is it me and you (lol).

Tell me, did you ever think you'd stand shoulder to shoulder or in your case, pelvis to butt, with the likes of me and...SamuelX (lol)?

Didn't think about it, no. I don't think I'll catch up with either of you (and haven't been trying to) in quantity, though.

To paraphrase someone, I'm just writing them as they come; I'm not comparing with anyone else. There invariably will be folks that write better ones and folks who write more stories. I just write my stories.
 
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is this man a fraud after all?

604 favorites divided by 499 stories (which doesn’t include the stories he’s yanked) equals 1.21 people favorite him per story on average.

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Literotica's #1 Author

2642 favorited me on 68 stories equals 38.85 readers have favorited me on average.

32 times more popular per story! Duh!
 
Two things are quite apparent, Scouries is still a lair. He knows nothing of Manu or Laural and doesn't have a clue what free speech entails. If it doesn't fluff his ego then it has no purpose.

Some one asked the question before and I'll ask it again, since scouries is Grand_High_Poobah, why is he still around?

The second thing about the above posts is where he talks about his favorite average. How many stories have you pulled scouries, i remember you bragging about having over a hundred stories and then you culled half of them. In which case your average is quite a bit lower than what you are bragging about as usual.

And last but not least, scouries doesn't even know what forum he is in. It is the feedback forum. Some of us think you need true feedback to keep ever newbie updated as to the truth in what you say. Not that there ever is any truth in what you say.

Anyway, what happened to this is my last post and all that crap. Just more lies by the king of the liars.
 
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Still amusing to watch scouries come unglued because he's not as influential as he thinks he is.
 
With all the ignored big mouths posting this page definately needs some big tits!!

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thank you nipples thread...
 
604 favorites divided by 499 stories (which doesn’t include the stories he’s yanked) equals 1.21 people favorite him per story on average.
2642 favorited me on 68 stories equals 38.85 readers have favorited me on average.

32 times more popular per story! Duh!

I think the main difference may be that I let other people do the favoriting voting rather than doing it all myself. :D

And the disparity is even worse than you noted. Someone unfavorited me today, so I'm "down" to 603.
 
I guess the numbskull has conveniently forgotten about the glitch that's causing pending stories to crank up views. Suppose he never bothered to look to discover that all banned members have the status "loves spam" either.

Gotta love watching him come unglued and foaming about the mouth :D
 
[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld
Official Memo​
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From Jacqui O
C.F.O. and V.P. of Accounting Services

To:James R Scouries
President and C.E.O.

Subject: Request for ‘favorited’ figures for the ‘ignored ones’.

Sorry boss that it’s taken me so long to pull up the figures you requested on the following ‘ignored ones’. But I’ve faced some big obstacles toting up the figures. For one thing neither SHR nor any of his ALTS are on the top 250 list! In fact, unbelievably, only two of the ‘ignored ones’ are on the list. It’s hard to believe that people like DCLee, misshick, and darkboy, all so mouthy and know-it-alls in the forums didn’t even make the top 250.

Lets face it, anyone who is anyone can make the top 250!

The SHR gang presents another big problem – they all ‘favorite’ each other. At present there are twenty-two identified SHR alts (we only have some of them on ignore – most of the others are deep cover alts that only post rarely).

Then there’s the question of these alts of the two AHers we have figures for. Unfortunately they’re just the tip of the ace and dumbtexan alt icebergs. Our ScouriesWorld computer has identified a ‘fudge’ factor of 53-62% in these two figures. We’ll compare these figures with the PALACE numbers (we have an insider in their IT department) and give you a final audited figure.

I have sent requests to all the ignored ones we don’t have figures for and once I receive their figures and am able to verify them I’ll be able to give you a complete and accurate update.

I do believe though that without a doubt your present total of 2642 will not be equaled by these ‘ignored ones’.


andtheend (SHR alt)
Darkniciad
Dixon Carter Lee
elfin_odious (???)
Itsykittybitches
lloyd5 (ace alt)
lovecraft68
misshick
PositiveThinker (SRH alt)
Spacefender (ace alt)
sr71plt 603
SuperHeroRalph
SweetMaj (DT alt)
dumb texan 714
Vivian_Vincent (misshick alt)
Wet_special (DT alt)
WmForrester (SHR alt)

Sent to all ignored ones except WmForrester who doesn’t accept IM’s. Hopefully one of his alt brothers will answer for him:



We at ScouriesWorld are hoping to find out accurate ‘favorited’ figures for those authors who are presently on mr scouries ignored list. Could you please email the number of LITEROTICANS who have ‘favorited’ you to date to my attention at scouries@yahoo.com within the next 3 days.

Thanks,

[size=+2]Jacqui O.[/size]
V.P. and C.F.O. ScouriesWorld
Interim Secretary of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida

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I'm an Ace alt! This is too fucking precious. Being called an alt by the guy who shamelessly and blatantly uses alts.

scouries, you are the biggest sack of shit on the Lit boards. And that's saying something. There are some pretty big sacks of shit over on the GB but you outdo them all. Congratulations or something.
 
Hypocrisy is but one of many of the "services" scouries provides :rolleyes:

Hmm... I never really cross-referenced the partial data I have on my favorites. If I wasn't using multiple pen names, I'd actually be somewhere in the 400-500 favorites range -- possibly higher. I assumed there was a lot more crossover than that.

For anybody who's curious and doesn't keep a spreadsheet ( I didn't for years, and only half-assed keep up with one now ) here's a Google query that will get you a short list.

"authors that this member enjoys" AUTHORNAME site:literotica.com
 
Poor scouries, he doesn't recognize a real live woman when he sees one. SweetCheeks, I mean, SweetMaj is more woman than scouries and all his alts could handle.

As for Wet-Special, I've met him a few times on line here but other than that, i have no idea.

I have two alts. One I write with another author under and the second is a female alt I use in Lesbian stories since using my real one doesn't go over as well with the Ladies.

And yes, scouries, my favorite number is 714 at the present. That puts me in your illustrious top one hundred. Actually, closer to your top 80. You'll have to keep shortening that number now won't you. And if you look over your shoulder in the top 100 favorite stories, you see me 5 places behind your precious "Daddy" story and about thirteen behind your "Mommy" story.

Those footsteps you hear is me, so get used to it.
 
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I don't get this. Scouries, why can't you just write good stories and keep the arrogance to yourself? The fact that you call yourself "Literotica's #1 author" shows enough to me already, and I've seen only a few of your posts.
 
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Dear Vioann,

Since you seemed like a nice girl I tried to give you my best advice - LITEROTICA'S #1 Author helping a newbie navigate the treacherous waters of AHland. Becoming a popular LITEROTICA author is not easy my dear.

I suggested you change your catwoman into a real human being. I hoped you wouldn't fall into the trap of being another apologist for the aliens among us.

You of course are free to follow my kindly ofered advice or instead join the dark side. But their is no need of name calling here. Calling someone who's offered to help you names is not a very christian approach to life.

Go in peace young lady...
 
Dear Vioann,

Since you seemed like a nice girl I tried to give you my best advice - LITEROTICA'S #1 Author helping a newbie navigate the treacherous waters of AHland. Becoming a popular LITEROTICA author is not easy my dear.

I suggested you change your catwoman into a real human being. I hoped you wouldn't fall into the trap of being another apologist for the aliens among us.

You of course are free to follow my kindly ofered advice or instead join the dark side. But their is no need of name calling here. Calling someone who's offered to help you names is not a very christian approach to life.

Go in peace young lady...

This advice was completely off topic and uncalled for, and again you're referring to my interests as "the dark side". You're clearly condescending and disrespectful towards people who write about unrealistic things. Moreover, I have my own interests, you have yours. If I was here only to try and become a popular writer, I would indeed write about completely different things, but I'm just writing for my own fun, and for the (perhaps few) people who share my interests. I'm not an apologist, and I certainly don't see you as Literotica's #1 author.
 
This advice was completely off topic and uncalled for, and again you're referring to my interests as "the dark side". You're clearly condescending and disrespectful towards people who write about unrealistic things. Moreover, I have my own interests, you have yours. If I was here only to try and become a popular writer, I would indeed write about completely different things, but I'm just writing for my own fun, and for the (perhaps few) people who share my interests. I'm not an apologist, and I certainly don't see you as Literotica's #1 author.

He considers non-human the dark side, but incest perfectly normal. :rolleyes: And no one else but scouries sees himself as Literotica's #1 author either.
 
I used to be on the favorited list, somewhere. But once I started posting less stories, I'm sure people removed me. Which is fine. I don't need my name on a list to show me how much people like my work. If I ever get heavily into my writing again, I expect that'll change especially if I enter a few contests.

What? Someone who actually doesn't care about their placement on the favorite authors list? That's just scandalous! :eek:
 
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