To the Critics....

[WickedEve]

You know if you just give the girls another chance, you would have so many more to flirt with! And you would not have to worry about checkin between any tails to determine gender before such flirting began.

What is the ratio around here anyway?


I rate your post a 5
got a good beat
and I am dancing in my chair as we speak

but Eve, do not take this wrong, I think you have an extra A in there somewhere

(ducking from the shoe that may or may not be somewhere in that tub)

LOL
Haven't you seen my "i'm not gay" poem on the suddenly thread? I tried! It's not my fault that I'm boringly straight. And if I don't check for gender, I could end up hitting on a woman and then what would happen? Go ahead think about it. (Okay, who is having really dirty fantasies right now?)

 

[WickedEve]

Why do people think I'm a woman??
Now I'm getting a complex

I'm sorry that I put boobies on you. I'll take them off and restore your manhood... in my mind.

 

[Liar]

I'm sorry that I put boobies on you. I'll take them off and restore your manhood... in my mind.

Nothing wrong with boobies. I love to have boobies on me. As long as they're, you know, attached to a natural boobie-bearer.

 

[Tathagata]

I'm sorry that I put boobies on you. I'll take them off and restore your manhood... in my mind.

That's the most action I've gotten in months
; )

 

[WickedEve]

Nothing wrong with boobies. I love to have boobies on me. As long as they're, you know, attached to a natural boobie-bearer.

Would a boobie bearer be like a fruit bearing tree? How many boobies can one bearer bear?

 

[WickedEve]

That's the most action I've gotten in months
; )

I'm not saying anything. But here's a sad face for you:

 

[Tathagata]

I'm not saying anything. But here's a sad face for you:

just what i needed
another sad face

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Why do people think I'm a woman??
Now I'm getting a complex

Sorry

Your name reminded me of Samantha's daughter's, and there are more women than men sporting animated gifs in their signatures...

But now I've seen your profile and know better.

 

[Tathagata]

Sorry

Your name reminded me of Samantha's daughter's, and there are more women than men sporting animated gifs in their signatures...

But now I've seen your profile and know better.

LOL
you too??
man
I'm just gonna have to make my AV a penis or something...or Buddha's penis...or...or...or....
eh
nevermind

 

[Lauren Hynde]

LOL
you too??
man
I'm just gonna have to make my AV a penis or something...or Buddha's penis...or...or...or....
eh
nevermind

Just change the tag line under your username to Manly Man

Oh, and you should get a link to your profile in your sig. I would have checked it a long time ago if you hadn't made it so difficult (yes, I'm lazy).

 

[Tathagata]

Just change the tag line under your username to Manly Man

Oh, and you should get a link to your profile in your sig. I would have checked it a long time ago if you hadn't made it so difficult (yes, I'm lazy).

ahhhhhhhhhh a link....
Good idea

thanks

 

[Tathagata]

ummmmmmmmm
ok what do i have to type in order to add it as a link in my sig??

 

[Angeline]

Thanks sweetie....I think

Nothing wromg with a "guy profile"...especially if you are one. I think your av needs one of those word balloons that says something like "I'm a man, darnit." (Didn't the Spencer Davis Group do that song?)

I just wanted to go on record as calling you masculine.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

<a href="www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=311661">whatever text you want</a>

 

[Tathagata]

<a href="www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=311661">whatever text you want</a>

ooooooh thank you
and nice AV

 

[WickedEve]

LOL
you too??
man
I'm just gonna have to make my AV a penis or something...or Buddha's penis...or...or...or....
eh
nevermind

How about one of you on the sofa, lovingly clutching the TV remote on your potato chip covered belly. Now that says MAN!

 

[Tathagata]

Nothing wromg with a "guy profile"...especially if you are one. I think your av needs one of those word balloons that says something like "I'm a man, darnit." (Didn't the Spencer Davis Group do that song?)

I just wanted to go on record as calling you masculine.

yeah and Bo Diddley did too
; )
Thanks Ange

 

[Tathagata]

How about one of you on the sofa, lovingly clutching the TV remote on your potato chip covered belly. Now that says MAN!

don't you have children to emotionally scar with tales of flesh eating flowers??

 

[Angeline]

How about one of you on the sofa, lovingly clutching the TV remote on your potato chip covered belly. Now that says MAN!

Q. How do you get a man to exercise?
A. Put the remote between his toes.

ee, you did NOT see this, lol

 

[WickedEve]

don't you have children to emotinally scar with tales of flesh eating flowers??

Uh... uh... ummm...
SUCKLING PIG!

 

[Angeline]

Uh... uh... ummm...
SUCKLING PIG!

nice title.

 

[Tathagata]

Uh... uh... ummm...
SUCKLING PIG!

is that my pet name??

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Now this is a fun thread again.

 

[Angeline]

Now this is a fun thread again.

Yay!

 

[WickedEve]

is that my pet name??

You know, I think I'll scream that out during sex... when I get sex again!
"OH Yes! Suckling Pig! Suckling Pig!" On second thoughts...