To the Critics....

[Joseki Ko]

(snicker)

Now this is a fun thread again.

And here I was thinking it was beginning to suck...well I guess in the proper context sucking is worthwhile as well

 

[Tathagata]

You know, I think I'll scream that out during sex... when I get sex again!
"OH Yes! Suckling Pig! Suckling Pig!" On second thoughts...

and the scary thing is..that would turn me on


too much info huh??
Ok I'll shut up

 

[WickedEve]

and the scary thing is..that would turn me on


too much info huh??
Ok I'll shut up

Maybe too much info from both of us.
Hi, my name is Eve. I write poetry. Nothing else to tell.

 

[Tathagata]

Maybe too much info from both of us.
Hi, my name is Eve. I write poetry. Nothing else to tell.

Hi Eve
I'm actually guy

 

[WickedEve]

Wait! I do have something else to tell everyone. Today, the worthless piece of... I mean the father of my children, signs the last paper to make the divorce final! Yes, I'm upset about not getting to be a widow, but divorcee isn't bad.

 

[WickedEve]

Hi Eve
I'm actually guy

not until I see proof.

 

[Tathagata]

not until I see proof.

you're the one who...re-manhooded me in your mind
heh
I almost typed mound
is that a freudian slip you're wearing?

 

[Tathagata]

Wait! I do have something else to tell everyone. Today, the worthless piece of... I mean the father of my children, signs the last paper to make the divorce final! Yes, I'm upset about not getting to be a widow, but divorcee isn't bad.

maybe you can feed him to your flowers


ummmmm
Congrats??
i guess

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Wait! I do have something else to tell everyone. Today, the worthless piece of... I mean the father of my children, signs the last paper to make the divorce final! Yes, I'm upset about not getting to be a widow, but divorcee isn't bad.

This calls for some sort of celebration!

 

[WickedEve]

This calls for some sort of celebration!

well, I dyed my hair this morning. And I'm on my way to physical therapy for my boo boo knee that was hurt during March's car crash. And... I guess I could write a poem or go out and have lots of sex. Lots! pant, pant, pant... divorced woman on the loose.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Hmm... Write a poem OR get lots and lots of sex...

I'm going to think about that and get back to you, ok?

 

[Tathagata]

well, I dyed my hair this morning. And I'm on my way to physical therapy for my boo boo knee that was hurt during March's car crash. And... I guess I could write a poem or go out and have lots of sex. Lots! pant, pant, pant... divorced woman on the loose.

or you could write a poem about a divorced woman with dyed hair having lots of sex with her physical therapist...
oh wait..
that's been done to death here hasn't it.?

 

[WickedEve]

or you could write a poem about a divorced woman with dyed hair having lots of sex with her physical therapist...
oh wait..
that's been done to death here hasn't it.?

Yeah, I think I read that story.
But my therapist is a female and you know I need proof of manhood before lots of sex can take place.

 

[Tathagata]

Yeah, I think I read that story.
But my therapist is a female and you know I need proof of manhood before lots of sex can take place.

oh that's right because..." You're not gay"

 

[WickedEve]

oh that's right because..." You're not gay"

No, I'm feeling happy.

 

[Tathagata]

No, I'm feeling happy.

doesn't that make the other 6 dwarves jealous??

 

[minsue]

Re: (snicker)

And here I was thinking it was beginning to suck...well I guess in the proper context sucking is worthwhile as well

I hate to tell you, Jo, but you need one of those "I'm a guy signs, too" I thought you were a woman when you first started posting on the AH.

Something about the name. I know it's from the game, but it just seems feminine to me somehow.

 

[Maria2394]

well, I dyed my hair this morning. And I'm on my way to physical therapy for my boo boo knee that was hurt during March's car crash. And... I guess I could write a poem or go out and have lots of sex. Lots! pant, pant, pant... divorced woman on the loose.

Oh MY!! eve, I went to a much brighter shade of strawberry blonde last week and damn, that old saying about blondes having more fun is wrong, I have never got as much attention as I do now with red hair.....

but you know, I am really kinda shy...

congrats on your FREEDOM, condolences on your not being a widow, I know how you feel in that respect

 

[Angeline]

Wait! I do have something else to tell everyone. Today, the worthless piece of... I mean the father of my children, signs the last paper to make the divorce final! Yes, I'm upset about not getting to be a widow, but divorcee isn't bad.

Some people have all the luck.

 

[echoes_s]

Wait! I do have something else to tell everyone. Today, the worthless piece of... I mean the father of my children, signs the last paper to make the divorce final! Yes, I'm upset about not getting to be a widow, but divorcee isn't bad.

YAY, another divorcee to the list...damn on the widow part.
I keep waiting for that name too

seriously, congrats


...I still remember walking out of the courtroom feeling so much lighter, clutching my papers...saying "another step closer to freedom!"


duh, isn't that awful

 

[RazzRajen]

but now I know they're guys. (I can add two new guys to my flirt list) .

I stay away from lit for a few days and I miss the fun But

w.e. you have a flirt list now?

Sends in His name to be added

sends it 10 times - just for effect

Razz

 

[RazzRajen]

You know, I think I'll scream that out during sex... when I get sex again!
"OH Yes! Suckling Pig! Suckling Pig!" On second thoughts...

Oink Oink Oink!!


Razz

off to post another poem

 

[RazzRajen]

Some people have all the luck.

Ditto !!

 

[WickedEve]

I stay away from lit for a few days and I miss the fun But

w.e. you have a flirt list now?

Sends in His name to be added

sends it 10 times - just for effect

Razz

Yes, I have a list. I had to hire two burly men recently to move the list from one side of the my desk to the other.

I'll put you at the top.

 

[WickedEve]

Oink Oink Oink!!


Razz

off to post another poem

Okay, I'm now moving you to the bottom. lol