TSCLT 10.0: Confucius say he hates a pussy!

[Conager]

That Kristi Noem is a fine looking woman.

Competence is sexy.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home. Grazed in.


Funny day at work. We had several weasel crews, but it wasn't as chaotic as it might have been, thanks be to Allah.


But draggin' tailfeathers.


Gonna be a short bight.

 

[Champakian]

They should keep Biden off of TV and out of press conferences.

Even the easy questions seem to confuse him.

Up early wrestling with my VPN.
I finally got that sucker straightened out.
They say they have customer service, but their diagnostic bot is about
as lucid and intelligent as that which passes for our current befuddled excuse for a President.

Okay, that was my soapbox moment of the morning.
It's time for coffee...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Tuesday!!!


Got the stipend bit sorted out. I hate when it shows up on Mondays because the fucking banque takes its sweet-ass time to post it.


We have weasels all week, sun all week, high water for the next 2-3 days (to include backing up city sewers), and co-workers leaving town. One for sure and one maybe. Stuff to do, people to see, and coffee to drink.


This is (allegedly) Jack Palance's car as of last year:

 

[Champakian]

Needs a good sandblasting.

I'll give you a weather update when I switch over to our weather goddess...

 

[Champakian]

If that was my teacher, the apple on the desk would be a new MacBookPro...

 

[Champakian]

I did have an English teacher (creative writing) that looked a lot like that though.

She was married to a doctor. Go figure.

 

[bellisarius]

Good morning folks. Not a hell of a lot new going on around here.

 

[Champakian]

I have designated today as laundry day.
This is the exciting life that I lead.



:nods:

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Don’t feel bad, I have the honor of taking the plow off the truck so that I can take it to get an oil change.

 

[Champakian]

I used to do that sort of thing for myself.
I don't anymore. I like paying for my maintenance,
the shop has lots of glass, I like sitting in the sun and reading
while other people do all of the work for me. I do lots of maintenance...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Jack's car has the Big Engine, and there's no substitute for cubic inches.


But the smaller 5 main engine might be more capable of 5000 RPM.


Either way, they all supercharge, and they all can be made to pull like Hell to 4K, which is no slouch. I never turn Zelda higher than 4K, and she's got that long stroke thing going on, too.

 

[Champakian]

You knew that it was going to happen!

The good citizens have launched a campaign to not cull Bambi in town.

A wounded deer might collapse in their yard...



I wonder how they feel about a diseased deer collapsing on their front lawn?

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Here they issued a warrant for a guy who threatened officers that participate in a culling.

 

[bellisarius]

You knew that it was going to happen!

The good citizens have launched a campaign to not cull Bambi in town.

A wounded deer might collapse in their yard...



I wonder how they feel about a diseased deer collapsing on their front lawn?

Here they issued a warrant for a guy who threatened officers that participate in a culling.

Just tell them the deer carry the Wuhan Flu.

 

[Champakian]

The people who choose to live in town often hold conflicting ideas.
One of the most cited reasons (in the news broadcast) was the
worry of wounded deer running out into traffic when the whole
reason for the cull was the overpopulation of antler rats
wandering the road and creating accidents...

If you made this up, no one would believe you.

 

[Champakian]

Just tell them the deer carry the Wuhan Flu.

Ticks and Lyme disease sure didn't do the trick...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Why not?


Wait, what was the question again?


Baby ducks hate a pussy!!! Film at 11.


Weasels in an hour . . . .

 

[Champakian]

Baby ducks hate ankles more than anything.

But, we allow them to grow up and tasty
before enacting our revenge.

 

[bellisarius]

Looking at a 5 window beast Wat?

Baby ducks, baby sharks. <shrug> Honey Badgers hate everyone.

 

[bellisarius]

Yet another "I told ya so" moment.

Papers Please.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I heard Germany was holding out for a gold star on the lapel

 

[Champakian]

Sure sounds like the antithesis of what the EU was supposed to...



... make their countries more like the United States

(although I would be in favor of putting that wall on the California border).

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home. Had dessert. Got tooken to lunch a bit late and overfed all to Hell. Brought home leftovers and fed the landlady. It was a nice visit, really.


Frog goes home tomorrow. He has to work at the job near his house on Thursday and Friday. Some warranty bullshit. Sounds like Wat in Fall of 2018.


Yeah, looking at one of those them there thingies. Got a road trip scheduled in 3 weeks to go look at a fixer-upper and parts car, too. Sixes. Bought an 8 tonight. It comes next week. Apparently, most of the guys who found this stuff interestin' have kicked it. I found an octogenarian who is selling off all the projects he'll never get to. I think he's smart. He also knows, nobody wants most of this shit, so he threw in the parts car to get it gone.


Nobody except a Wat or two.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Wednesday, of the non-payday variety. The day which keeps Tuesday from bumping into Thursday.


Weather looks to be the same. About freezing now and mid-50s this afternoon, complete with sun.


Should be lots of people getting stuff done. Praises to Allah.


And lots of coffee first thing . . . .