TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Tuesday - and Titty Tuesday is must be, based on the . . . tits. And the calendar.


Slept mostly like dead people.


Just another stack of work to do today, which is why we're here.


But first, coffee!!!

 

[SpeareChucker]

Soggy Tuesday...


At least the dog waited until 4AM to wake me the fuck up.
I need to find a way to fix this shit...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He who treads the Path in earnest
Sees not the mistakes of the world;
If we find fault with others
We ourselves are also in the wrong.

~ The Sutra of Hui Neng

 

[SpeareChucker]

Oh, this is within my control.

I'll just fill up a squirt bottle for tomorrow...

 

[bellisarius]

Morning folks. Lots of heat and no relief in sight.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Awww, you lurve teh little poochie.


Else you'd beat her witless.


Besides, she's so fucking cute, too . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

I don't beat dogs unless I am freshly bitten...


Once bitten twice shy babe!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I don't, either.


Like giving a cat a pop when it bites you. If you're not in the same nano-second, it thinks the pop was about something else.


Of course, there's a bite and then there's playing and then there's a Kitteh Kiss. It takes a bit of 'sperience to know the difference.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I endeavor at all times not to get close enough to a cat to ever know the difference.


That's why your squirt gun should be able to squirt for distance.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Piffle.


Now, a Litster is another matter entirely.


See John Moses Browning back up the page a bit for the "right" gun . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

That's too much gun for a cat.



You'd have to call ServePro...

 

[Endrura]

The yearly summer draw ended yesterday.
Every year we do a 50/50 half to the winner and half to a selected charity.
Every year we watch to spot the first car from the US with skis, winter clothing and
too often questions about how far they have to go to see polar bears or moose.
(in rare occurrences they think we actually ride moose)
I used to wonder why Americans let these people travel and then I realized it's because
you're hoping they get lost and don't return.

 

[SpeareChucker]

It's how we control the population of Alabama...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home/Scrotel13. Grazing.


The junior PM made a twit out of himself today. Seems he was having an It's All About Me Moment. Some days, I feel like the only adult on the job, and that's a way scary thought if it's true.


No homicides, so there's that, but it's not like I didn't consider it. Who else had stood there since Jump Skreet to get this fucker done? Fuck it, it's not all about me . . . .


Work, eat, sleep . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

Strip Monopoly?

Another hot one. Clouds, thunder, and wind out there but no rain. At least not here but it's raining somewhere not too far away.

Dog gone, he was chipped and owner found. The cats and I are relieved.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, I don't know about that, but it's an interesting idea and a fun picture.


Shopping for bike tires and information. I forgot to make a note out of a book and now I'm having to hunt it down. I hate when that happens.


There's a weasel in every casserole . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

That should be a campaign slogan, "A weasel in every casserole."

 

[thør]

Strip Monopoly?

Another hot one. Clouds, thunder, and wind out there but no rain. At least not here but it's raining somewhere not too far away.

Dog gone, he was chipped and owner found. The cats and I are relieved.

Beauty evening, here. 67F. Light breeze. Sun in and out of the clouds. Perfect to putzing on the deck.

 

[riverj]

I don't, either.

Very accurate....


AD for a French Rifle Sale.....

" Never Fired - Only dropped once "

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy payday Wednesday!!! Bills be paid, ones what be due today, or soon. That's always a nice touch.


I reckon that French rifles are like ARVN rifles. Maybe because RVN was a former French colony. That brings up a whole shitload of political hoopla and getting hustled by master liars. But we digress.


Looks like possible rain later. Guaranteed wet feet are on the way.


The fun never stops . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

Okay


Today


I am going on a search for a wayward device/alarm.
There is no way that a dachshund knows, in and of its self

THAT IT IS 4 AM!!!