TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[Dos_Equis]

 

[von_Bismarck]

How about some fucking equality in this thread.

 

[Luk]

You're a cheap, lazy bastard. So no one is surprised that you drink that kcup crap.

And fuck up the environment for princess.

 

[von_Bismarck]

And fuck up the environment for princess.

Aging baby boomers are selfish cunts. *nods*

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home. Grabbed dinner out - if you can call it that. Ate lunch at the BBQ joint, and it kicked ass, as usual.


Saw the mayor today - the cat of Main Street - Mayor Kitteh. He was feasting at the fudge shop and hanging out there. I stopped to speak and he spoke. He's very well-mannered. Of course, I kept three feet between us.


We interrogated wire butcher (weasel) boy about what was half-assed in the crawl spaces. Seems it's mostly bullshit. Translation: wires hanging down, unsecured. Not acceptable to Mr. Inspector Man. Le(a)d Guy told the PM and got instructed to tell butcher's boss to tell butcher to sort this shit out. This being after butcher had mouthed off he "warn't doin' that shit."


It's not often we get to see the Wheel of Karma roll through, but if we're paying attention, it happens under our noses sometimes.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ah. Got it. Thought it was a little strange doing battle with weasels most mornings.


So nice to catch up with old friends. Did the same thing with a friend of mine 4 years ago and he stole my heart.

We may have worn it out, but then we still seem to get traction with it. This way, it's not like we have to 'splain what we're talking about.


I'm of two minds with this one. She has a hard time staying in touch. I'm kinda pushy on the subject. Ignore me and I lose interest, sometimes faster than others. I don't know. We'll see, I s'pose . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

He "ain't gonna do it." huh? Tomorrow should prove to be an interesting day for all involved.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Found the tail/brake light I was looking for.


Finally.


Thanks be to Allah!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He "ain't gonna do it." huh? Tomorrow should prove to be an interesting day for all involved.

And it's a'gonna rain.


I may screw the crawl space access door back on while he's under there . . . because I've always wanted to and never have.

 

[bellisarius]

Too bad you don't have a couple of Copperheads laying about that you could throw in just before you screw it down.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Who says I don't?


Those crawl space access areas are perfect hiding places for the little assholes.

 

[bellisarius]

Of course they are, wouldn't have mentioned it otherwise.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I haven't spotted one yet.


YET = You're Eligible, Too.


Of course, I sicced the landscape guys on cleaning the access areas, but did they listen to me?


About as well as wire butcher boy . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

It's too bad workman's comp. pays off on 'stupid.'

 

[von_Bismarck]

It's too bad workman's comp. pays off on 'stupid.'

Fortunately for you and yours, that means VatAss is covered.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, sadly, it does.



Darwinism . . . went-ism . . . .



Darlose-ism . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Thursday!!!


Put the coffee together and forgot to turn it on. Must still be half asleep. No matter, it's catching up.


If that's the dumbest thing that happens all day, it'll likely turn out just fine.

 

[bellisarius]

Hasty banana everyone.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The last several bananas I have eaten have given me indigestion. So I stopped buying them.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

One of the major aims and purposes of religious practice for the individual is an inner transformation from an undisciplined, untamed, and unfocused state of mind towards one that is disciplined, tamed and balanced.

~ His Holiness the Dalai Lama

 

[bellisarius]

Don't know Spanish when you see it huh?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So, Luis was a Hell of a worker. Good kid, kicked ass, followed directions.


Mostly.


Was going to Alabama and got caught driving drunk, with a handgun in the car. Oops!!! Looks like he'll be leaving on a jet plane.


And on that note, all we have left is weasels, so Wat is off to hurt their widdle feewers . . . .

 

[Endrura]

 

[SpeareChucker]

Good lord, but that was a captivating pair of eyes...




I think I'm in lust.

Some of the cars were nice too.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I refuse to drink anything shat by civet cats.



Serious.