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I have skillz.

:)


I just choose to farm them out if it's going to take
me more than a few hours of gentlemanly puttering about...


Now my current project is so uncritical that I can work on it a couple of hours a day
and be happy with the effort and eventual result of some home herb gardening.
 
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I have skills as well, just not of the home improvement variety.

How hard can it be?

I know how to use google, and I have a plan!
 
The problem with internet how-tos is that they make everything
look like a snap, a breeze, an easy and inexpensive 15-minute project

that in real life takes six hours, three trips to the hardware store and six, or more, bandaids...


;) ;) :p
 
SpeareChucker said:
The problem with internet how-tos is that they make everything
look like a snap, a breeze, an easy and inexpensive 15-minute project

that in real life takes six hours, three trips to the hardware store and six, or more bandaids...


;) ;) :p
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I probably bought about 50% more parts than I needed, so hopefully won’t have to go back to the store. As long as I can get water on the yard I’ll be content.

I don’t expect it to be nearly as easy as YouTube makes it seem, those bastards have lied to me before!
 
As we all know, I don't even try to grow grass.
Everything is welcome to grow in my yard as long as
it is resigned to living at a height not to exceed three inches...



:cool:
 
BrokenBarbie said:
Don’t forget the new saw!
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SpeareChucker said:
As we all know, I don't even try to grow grass.
Everything is welcome to grow in my yard as long as
it is resigned to living at a height not to exceed three inches...



:cool:
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Yes, then there's the saw. A saw that will be used to excess to justify it's purchase. :D

I've had to resort to supplemental watering between irrigation's. But the yard's hanging in so far.
 
BrokenBarbie said:
It’ll be fine. I’ll practically be a professional by the end of the day.
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Just consider the fact that you have no additional money in your pocket at the end of the day
as having paid your fair share of taxes on the job.



:D



Plus you stimulated the economy
and helped us go green!
 
Yeah, well, my handyman is out of town. Otherwise he’d be doing it and it would probably be done a lot better!
 
Yeah, it's light enough now for me to get out and start doing it.
I'll finish this coffee first, I think.

It's not like the landscape timbers are going anywhere...
 
This morning I put a Henry .45-70 up for raffle at the Legion. That's a nice gun. I bet 3000 tickets will sell out by the end of the week.
 
I made a waterer for my garden once, I just bought a cheap garden hose at a dollar store, capped one end and put holes along the length. Just hook it up to your good hose, spread it where you want water and turn it on.
 
Update: I got it working! 6 sprinkler heads, a bunch of pipe and countless fittings. I hooked to the old pump/well. Lays on top of the grass, can do about 1800 square feet at a time. I even used threaded fittings on it in places so I can take it apart and shove it in the barn loft.

And I still have all my fingers!
 
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