TSCLT 9.0: Allah Hates A Pussy, Too!!!

[Conager]

There was that crank that had had enough of local tyrannyand decided that you actually can fight City Hall and built himself a tank with a dumpster and some concrete. I don't remember the platform he had under it.

 

[bellisarius]

Back in the 90's there was this California commuter that had had 3 cars totaled in 7 months on I-5, none of the accidents were his fault. Needless to say he was pissed. So he bought himself a WWII British armored scout car and brought it to "street legal" specs and started commuting in it. No more accident problems, the mileage sucked though.

 

[SpeareChucker]

It does move. Lightning-quick in glacial metrics

It's like melting glaciers here.
So much rainfall, so much growth.
Yesterday's sapling is todays thick trunk...

 

[Conager]

Oh, Amazon had Wat's 'stache wax. I got that, a comb and some Amish oil delivered yesterday. I'll review in the thread when I get around to it. Thumbs up.

 

[SpeareChucker]

How many Amish go into one bottle?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I ordered that Kaftan from Amazon. Should be here Saturday.

 

[Conager]

How many Amish go into one bottle?

I dunno, but the must eat a lot of licorice and swig a lot of sassafras.

 

[Conager]

I ordered that Kaftan from Amazon. Should be here Saturday.

Gon' look stylin' with them Crics!

 

[SpeareChucker]

I like licorice. Just the original though.
The cherry and other flavors just taste like plastic.
Darrell Lea's is the very best brand of licorice bar none...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Bobcat????



Dee . . . niiiiiiine . . . .



Dream big or go home.

 

[Conager]

Big family. I was the only kid that liked fig newtons and black jellybeans.

Johnny's got me looking outside the box at sartorial options. I didn't know you could get pockets on 'em. As I consider it, I've got the calves for it:

Seems Hay-Zeus sandals might be an option versus Crocs.

 

[Conager]

Bobcat????



Dee . . . niiiiiiine . . . .



Dream big or go home.

D-11R

Looks like it's headed to my old hole-in-the-ground.

For scale. That looks like maybe a triple 7 Hall truck which is about a fifth of the size that a proper haul truck oughta should be sitting next to a D-11R

This, by the way, is not a "massive rock." We would call that a Volkswagen. https://youtu.be/k6f03u2xqYM

 

[SpeareChucker]

Is that a pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[JohnnySavage]

That's the exact one I ordered. It's like Wat is the google spy!

 

[Conager]

Well, I don't like to brag, but I am a Prime member. Jeff (we're on a monosyllabic basis) shows me only the finest picks available.

I'll be honest: I haven't got a lot of neck and collar-bone hair so that deep "v" to show off my manly chest hair is appealing.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm thinking I need a button at the top. I don't want a chimney effect tickling my nethers.

 

[Conager]

Well...play a couple of rounds of golf, play a little fetch with Larry, then decide about the nether ticklin'.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Con got that, not Wat. Wat isn't scummy enough to take (much) credit for what he did not do.


I think those would go great with really nice (and really expensive) cowboy boots.


Spent half of the morning chasing a fucking leak. But I figured out how to duplicate it/make it leak on command. So we'll get the plumbers down here tomorrow to unfuck yet another watery clusterfuck tomorrow.


Oh Wat, is there no end to your wondemousness . . . ?

 

[BrokenBarbie]

There was that crank that had had enough of local tyrannyand decided that you actually can fight City Hall and built himself a tank with a dumpster and some concrete. I don't remember the platform he had under it.

Google Killdozer...

 

[Endrura]

I googled, I was not disappointed

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Another fucking leak. This stack is soggy.



Ready to blow this hole . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

Good afternoon all. Well, maybe Wat isn't having the best of afternoons.

Yet another scorcher. They say there's a chance of rain starting Sunday. I think the weather person is trying to play at being Lucy.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

I googled, I was not disappointed

Yeah, it was quite the event...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home with cat. Grazing in.


Got a big-ass stack o' mail, one item of which is a cheque, thanks be to Allah. Some of the rest might have some importance - or not. My new pants arrived, too. The delivery person actually followed the instructions on the shipping label. I admire when they do that.


Looks like no rain until tomorrow afternoon. Hope it isn't like last Thursday. We'll look at it again in the morning for shits-n-giggles. Maybe I'll print a radar map and then toss a throwing knife at it. I have no darts,


Gonna be a peaceful evening.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So, D11, steel plates, and concrete. It ain't chubbum armor, but it's got the right idea.


I always find that sort of thing amusing.


Perhaps we should mark the date each year.