TSCLT 9.0: Allah Hates A Pussy, Too!!!

[SpeareChucker]

Good morning, early morning, oh well,
I can get a decent jump on the day.

More porch work on the agenda,
there was/is a lot of repair work
to be done in the areas that had
been covered by ivy and clematis.
Hopefully, I finish the repairs today
and get on to the painting tomorrow
and then I can begin on the balcony
next week.

On the downside, allergy season is
kicking in, but at least this year is atypical
when it comes to heat and humidity.
You always have to find that silver lining.

 

[SpeareChucker]

PS - Yesterday's chili came out killer.
This batch is so good, that I might
just eat all of it instead of freezing it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Thursday!!!


You could always send some Back East. You know, to your friend, John Smith.


Stop blocking the Honda when you work on shit. And get a good LED work light. You'll be so damn happeh then.


Like I am with this-here coffee . . . .

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Good morning! Warmer today, rained last night. I have no motivation at all!

 

[SpeareChucker]

I dunno Wat.

My opinions are kinda blunt.

That might just hurt a while heckuva lot...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That was advice for Them.


You know, Them!!!


(I think that) They know who they are.


They have lots of opinions, and they should have considered their capacity for Bunghole Storage before voicing all of them so vociferously . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

That would hurt even more since their opinions are so warped...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Kinda like their Sturgis thread.


"I formed my HD opinions on the AMF Shovelheads, and that's the Final Word!!!"


Some folks love those things, but the ones that are out and about any more don't have too many bowling pins parts on them any more.


Morticia will inhale most all of what crosses her path, and we ain't but begun to play with her . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

Is she taking it apart one post at a time?

 

[bellisarius]

Good morning folks.

Today is lock down day. I don't feel very motivated either but I've got to sort through that brass at a minimum.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

She's going to do them all.


I've built a couple of those kinds of handrails and never had that as a vision for its . . . utility . . . .


Saddling up early to keep Jabba s000per quiet. He cunt be made happy. But we can derive happiness from his distress.


Not enough weasels to herd, but plenty of weasels regardless . . . .

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Good morning folks.

Today is lock down day. I don't feel very motivated either but I've got to sort through that brass at a minimum.

So you should be able to leave again Monday?

 

[SpeareChucker]

Now the cat's trying to look like an Egyptian statue...




*chuckle*

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Now the cat's trying to look like an Egyptian statue...




*chuckle*

Expect to be worshipped, no doubt.

 

[bellisarius]

So you should be able to leave again Monday?

Bite me.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Bite me.

Don’t worry, they have to let you out eventually!

 

[bellisarius]

Had a front gate meeting with the contractor yesterday afternoon. Had to sign a little waiver stating that I agreed with them getting the whole job done today. Apparently the city has folks driving around making sure the contractors aren't blocking any driveways. (Penalty clause?) Anyway, the plan is that they start the demo work and framing at 6AM and pour the crete at 10AM and I'll be good to go tomorrow AM.

 

[bellisarius]

Don’t worry, they have to let you out eventually!

I'll get out of here Like Butch and Sundance.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I'll get out of here Like Butch and Sundance.

Is that a Steve McQueen hail of Bullitt(s) joke?

 

[SpeareChucker]

Okay, LM(f)AO,

[from convention footage this morning]


The Democrats have just figured out the necessary flaw to their voting scheme:
unlike the privacy of the voting booth, the mail-in ballot vote would
be tied to the person who mailed it in (for verification).

Now they're more afraid of Trump than ever...



I wish I may
I wish I might
Have this wish I wish tonight
I want that star
I want it now
I want it all and I don't care how
Careful what you wish
Careful what you say
Careful what you wish
You may regret it
Careful what you wish
You just might get it

 

[bellisarius]

Okay, LM(f)AO,

[from convention footage this morning]


The Democrats have just figured out the necessary flaw to their voting scheme:
unlike the privacy of the voting booth, the mail-in ballot vote would
be tied to the person who mailed it in (for verification).

Now they're more afraid of Trump than ever...



I wish I may
I wish I might
Have this wish I wish tonight
I want that star
I want it now
I want it all and I don't care how
Careful what you wish
Careful what you say
Careful what you wish
You may regret it
Careful what you wish
You just might get it

How does that work?

 

[SpeareChucker]

The proponents have no idea.

It's just a really good-sounding thing...

Our constituents are afraid to vote (we made them that way),
so now they need a mechanism where they can vote in confidence (in droves).

 

[bellisarius]

the current conditions make a "pay per ballot" scheme workable and untraceable.

"Bring us your mail-in ballot and we'll pay you $x." No mailbox will be safe.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

the current conditions make a "pay per ballot" scheme workable and untraceable.

"Bring us your mail-in ballot and we'll pay you $x." No mailbox will be safe.

Hmmm, so with enough money I could run a successful write in campaign!

 

[bellisarius]

Hmmm, so with enough money I could run a successful write in campaign!

That's about the size of it. Bonus paid for ten or more ballots.