TSCLT 9.0: Allah Hates A Pussy, Too!!!

[SpeareChucker]

the current conditions make a "pay per ballot" scheme workable and untraceable.

"Bring us your mail-in ballot and we'll pay you $x." No mailbox will be safe.

If I can get payed in Bitcoin...

 

[JohnnySavage]

I got a solicitation the other day for an ETF that invests in virtual currency.

I always wonder what happens if someone unplugs the computer...

 

[Bidin~Time]

Good morning!

It's been a reasonably productive week here, even though I had no real agenda.
I could be more productive. Fer instance, I could run Barbie's write in campaign.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

That's about the size of it. Bonus paid for ten or more ballots.

“Barbie For President!”

 

[SpeareChucker]

I got a solicitation the other day for an ETF that invests in virtual currency.

I always wonder what happens if someone unplugs the computer...

The battery kicks in?

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Good morning!

It's been a reasonably productive week here, even though I had no real agenda.
I could be more productive. Fer instance, I could run Barbie's write in campaign.

How are you at handling sex scandals?

 

[SpeareChucker]

Good morning!

It's been a reasonably productive week here, even though I had no real agenda.
I could be more productive. Fer instance, I could run Barbie's write in campaign.

I'm more of a Ken voter...

 

[bellisarius]

Lookie there Barbie, your first campaign volunteer.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Lookie there Barbie, your first campaign volunteer.

Volunteers are good, because I’m going to need all of my money to buy ballots.

 

[bellisarius]

Volunteers are good, because I’m going to need all of my money to buy ballots.

This is true. You can pay them off with juicy appointments.

 

[SpeareChucker]

This is true. You can pay them off with juicy appointments.

There's a Juicy Fruit joke in there somewhere...

 

[bellisarius]

^^^Micro aggression.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Sex scandals? A woman who replaces bumpers like a boss has no fear of sex scandals!

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Lookie there Barbie, your first campaign volunteer.

I’m going about this all wrong. If I’m going to be a politician, I need to learn to do this with other peoples money!

 

[Bidin~Time]

This is true. You can pay them off with juicy appointments.

If we're making our preferences known now, I want to head the Green New Deal.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

You figure out how to pay for it while at the same time delivering a balanced budget and we’ll talk.

 

[Bidin~Time]

You figure out how to pay for it while at the same time delivering a balanced budget and we’ll talk.

I gotcha covered Madame President. The cost to the nation under my leadership will be barely noticeable.

 

[SpeareChucker]

^^^Micro aggression.

Should I stroke it; make it bigger?

 

[SpeareChucker]

I gotcha covered Madame President. The cost to the nation under my leadership will be barely noticeable.

Leading from behind?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Leading from behind?

Following direction. She said balance the budget. So it is written, so it shall be done.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I'll have to see your checkbook before you get my vote.

 

[bellisarius]

You don't take credit cards? Unamerican I tell ya.

 

[bellisarius]

The demo work has begun. Praise be to Allah.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I can't stay here all day and keep you entertained.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I can't stay here all day and keep you entertained.

Well, that's disappointing