TSCLT 9.0: Allah Hates A Pussy, Too!!!

[Bidin~Time]

We'd both honk at each other...

I now have a startled goose image in my head.

I laughed, not evilly, but I laughed.

 

[SpeareChucker]

You never know when opportunity knocks.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I opened the back door to let little stupid out
and a tree frog jumped in.
Hilarity ensued...

 

[schism666]

I opened the back door to let little stupid out

i call my wife "babe" and she knows how to open the door all by herself! sorry about your shitty marriage.

 

[bellisarius]

Lawn mowed.

As I was butchering the grass I had this idle thought. What if trees hosted a virus fatal to man? The irony is inescapable.

 

[SpeareChucker]

They host pollen.

It's a real killer.

 

[Endrura]

Lawn mowed.

As I was butchering the grass I had this idle thought. What if trees hosted a virus fatal to man? The irony is inescapable.

That movie was called The Happening, it was supposed to be in the air but the
trees kept wiggling like little hussies


And the trees are beautiful, I just spent two days surrounded by them and
away from the house. There are some storm fronts rolling in so I came back
a few hours early so I wouldn't get caught on the highway in my little car.
It gets great milage but weighs next to nothing.

 

[bellisarius]

Good to know. Those SciFi guys are always a step ahead.

Another little task completed and still no rings so I guess I'll fix brunch.

 

[thør]

That reminds me. Last Saturday as I was driving home, I had to stop for two geese inspecting the road. One headed for the side, the other continued its inspection. The thought occurred to me that I had 2 choices, I could end it's life or swerve around it and hope it was smart enough not to enter my path at the last minute. I swerved. It went on inspecting the road. There's a life lesson there.

These geese?

 

[bellisarius]

Still no effing rings!!!!!!!!

 

[SpeareChucker]

Cool weather from a cold front came in, but it did not reduce the humidity.
Now you are cool enough, but you still feel clammy...
<Dickens' quote here>



Little stupid is getting up and down the steps again,
but just barely and it takes a lot of time and real effort.

 

[bellisarius]

Good morning all.

We've hit our stride weather wise. Hot and dry with the only variable being the wind. In other words, fire season.

 

[SpeareChucker]

We'll get hot, but rarely dry.
Even when it doesn't rain,
the ground holds plenty of moisture.

 

[bellisarius]

Plenty of moisture here too...............if you drill deep enough.

 

[SpeareChucker]

~~~ tee hee ~~~


I have it oozing out of hilltops.
I think my well goes down no more than six feet.

 

[SpeareChucker]

That's kind of what the prostitute told busybody...

Yes, I sold you fresh pussy, but you have to drill deep enough.

 

[bellisarius]

I remember putting in a well with a slide hammer in S. FL. 1st water at 7-8 ft. but kept going to 15.

Highly variable out here. My friend that lives on the edge of the Bosque well is down about 40 ft and that's second water. The well up at the range is down 900 ft.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Jeez...



900' - Is it hot water?

 

[bellisarius]

No, you've got to go down to 10,000 ft for that. And that water is HOT!!!. 235 C (455 F) down there.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I know.
I am worried about running out of steam though.
Now I have to get things ready for the guy who is going to fix the fridge.

You know,
get rid of the green stuff turned brown
and the brown stuff turned green.

 

[bellisarius]

It's the purple stuff that scares me.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Not the stuff that pulsates?

 

[bellisarius]

I've never let it go that far......................so far.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Creating life can be fun.
I have some bean sprouts that are as smart as some of our posters.

 

[bellisarius]

I wouldn't even begin to question that.