TSCLT 9.0: Allah Hates A Pussy, Too!!!

[SpeareChucker]

Corona with lyme?

Good one...

 

[bellisarius]

Dos Equis with lime.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I prefer something a little stronger,

say,

Tres Equis...

 

[bellisarius]

In case you missed it the shooting has begun. I just didn't think it would start in this city. The shooter was par of a counter-protest over an attempt to remove a local statue. The victim is a lily white Univ. student while the shooter's surname is Baca. Shouldn't the police charge the victim for exercising his "white privilege" instead of the minority shooter?

 

[SpeareChucker]

You must be wrong.



These are peaceful protesters...

 

[bellisarius]

You must be wrong.



These are peaceful protesters...

Right.

 

[SpeareChucker]

You said the shooter was a ...



Klan plant?

 

[bellisarius]

More like La Raza.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Minorities who love the country...






Next you'll be telling me you own a rainbow unicorn.

 

[bellisarius]

Not yet, but I check Craigslist daily in case one becomes available.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I know a couple of posters who think they can hook you up...

 

[bellisarius]

If they're who I think they are the Unicorn will be counterfeit.

 

[SpeareChucker]

If they're who I think they are the Unicorn will be counterfeit.

They won't know...






Only the evil right-winger who sold it to them will know.

 

[bellisarius]

Of course.

Any act can be rationalized by the criminally insane.

 

[JohnnySavage]

If the government is requiring me to wear a mask, why don't they pay for it?

 

[bellisarius]

If the government is requiring me to wear a mask, why don't they pay for it?

Damn good point. It's an unfunded mandate.

 

[thør]

It's all about gear ratios.

My Prius gas engine has more HP than that, and it gets most of its torque from the CVT electric drive.

Oh, my Sube has more HP than the cruiser, but even with the excellent AWD system and the 8.7" of ground clearance, I wouldn't take it places where I take the cruiser.

 

[thør]

If the government is requiring me to wear a mask, why don't they pay for it?

They did, but you spent the money on a new gun.

 

[JohnnySavage]

They did, but you spent the money on a new gun.

Sadly, I was left out of the free money and had to pay for my new gun out of pocket

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

 

[thør]

Sadly, I was left out of the free money and had to pay for my new gun out of pocket

Then a mask or two won't break you.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Sadly, I was left out of the free money and had to pay for my new gun out of pocket

You too?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home with the cat. He was yelling his head off. His food dishes were almost empty. I reckon I had it coming. He's much better now. I stopped and got some Numbah Wun Fuckee, so there's grazing in going on.


Wat uses the Jesse James-style mask. The outlaw, not the "outlaw" bike builder.


The Boys from Brazil were back, whining as usual. Wat was mean to them - again. Their jefe threatened to call the prez. Like that's do them any fucking good at all.


I think that there's a census envelope over there. Was I s'posed to send it back????

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

 

[bellisarius]

I forgot this census but I was going to make about 20 copies of the census form and send them all in separately. Job security for somebody.