TSCLT 9.0: Allah Hates A Pussy, Too!!!

[BrokenBarbie]

Tried that, he just looks around to try and figure out where it’s coming from.

He’s special.

 

[SpeareChucker]

He might be just a tad bit stubborn.



Maybe there was a dachshund in the woodpile...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I need to get J a squirt bottle for her little shit dog.


He'll get to have a visit from Pinching Toes this weekend. He hates them.


But he likes my cat.


He's a mess.

 

[bellisarius]

A Dach Malinois cross? Who put who up to what?

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Stepladder?

 

[SpeareChucker]

They do describe them as little athletes...


Very ambitious and determined as a breed.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Stepladder?

Picnic bench.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Then the breeder owes me a refund.

Guess I shouldn’t have gotten him from Vegas.

 

[SpeareChucker]

That stuff stays in Vegas.



I guess...

 

[bellisarius]

This is beginning to border on midget porn.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

I’ll defer to your knowledge on that.

 

[bellisarius]

No you won't. Just letting the thought cross my mind creeps me out.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Does anyone ever inquire after the midgets in midget pR0n???


Perhaps they should be some kind of Protected Class.


I guess, as long as they are eighteen.


Dachshunds, too . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

Dachies don't often make it to 18.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

No you won't. Just letting the thought cross my mind creeps me out.

Well, you started it!

 

[SpeareChucker]

I think they prefer to be called the properly statured now...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

They can do it in Poodle-Years then . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

As in, "Fuck you Romeo..."


"Juliet, when we made love, you used to cry
You said 'I love you like the stars above, I'll love you 'til I die'
There's a place for us, you know the movie song
When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong, Juliet?"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxfjSnMN88U

 

[BrokenBarbie]

And on that note I’m wandering off to start my day...

You all enjoy!

 

[SpeareChucker]

I'm procrastinating garden weeding.
Some breakfast first.
It's muggy...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The cat is yelling at me again. He does that a lot.


Off to hit the shower and get dressed and get out here to do some day.


And then spring into summer . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

I should too, breakfast is almost ready...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Breakfast waits on Saturdays.


On Sundays, it's early and sumptuous.


I manage to have wounded my big toe nail on my right foot. Of course, I hurt it more washing it and then putting pants on when it hung the bottom leg seam. Swear to Allah!!!


No matter, it's my braking foot and not my shifting foot . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

Breakfast is done and now, of course,
I have to wait 30 minutes before
diving into the garden...

 

[bellisarius]

Shopping is done and eating breakfast as I type. Haven't thought past breakfast.