What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Brianna12]

My Nikes shoes but I gotta go to the store later so I’ll have to put them on

 

[MorpheusLunar]

“Trust but verify” so they say

No BVD’s. - commando today

 

[Trubbycat]

A Met Gala gown

 

[Wageslave]

A wig

 

[mnbreastluver]

My “I have no morals “ shirt while at church today.

 

[blue80driver]

socks

 

[fsa52]

Burlap sack dress

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an insane smile up to my ears.

 

[LustyScribe]

Any NFL merchandise supporting my favorite Super Bowl team.

Probably related to my not knowing - or caring - what teams are even PLAYING in the Super Bowl. And yet somehow, my life still feels complete...

 

[ICantLeafYou]

My new snake ring.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Nakedness, it’s supposed to be 70 this time of year , and it’s freaking 29!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing magic underpants.

 

[Taegul]

Boxing gloves. Too hard to type.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

@MedicalMuse scrubs.

 

[MedicalMuse]

@MedicalMuse scrubs.

Me either

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Me either

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a toupee on my hair.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing water skis.

 

[Treeview]

Even though we might set new record warm days in MN I'n not wearing sunscreen

 

[Treeview]

I am not wearing water skis.

Footnote: Water skis were invented on Lake Pepin by a Minnesotan

 

[StoneCold1974]

The other thread reached 5000 posts. I find it fitting to carry on with the old limit system, so its closure has been requested.

The rules of this thread are simple to follow. Let the world know what you are NOT wearing.

I am not wearing cornrows.

I'm not wearing a tie.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the sexiest outfit ever created.

 

[EbersMoll]

Welsh Rugby Kit.

 

[beachlights44]

A polyester leisure suit

 

[Trubbycat]

An Olympic speed skater suit