What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a hockey jersey from the 1984 Canadian Olympic hockey team.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

I’m not wearing Franjo von Allmens three Gold Medals….

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

A condom...

 

[goodMoaning69]

Any underwear

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm not wearing a French Maid's outfit, even though I have a number of them. I just didn't feel like cleaning today...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing funky Bermuda shorts.

 

[kathyisgr65]

i am not wearing...matching socks..whoa

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my "My Wife Finds Me Irresistible" shirt.

I think she may have burned it.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I'm not wearing a tiara. It's out for repairs.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing a tiara. It's out for repairs.

When you pick it up, could you pick up my Abe Lincoln-style tin foil top hat? I need the protection; the conspiracies are all coming true!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

When you pick it up, could you pick up my Abe Lincoln-style tin foil top hat? I need the protection; the conspiracies are all coming true!

Yes, but I may bedazzle it first.

 

[JessMarsh69]

Panties.

 

[Baseballcoach43]

Nothing

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a towel as a cape.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

My Rolex asif

 

[goodMoaning69]

Clothes

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing false teeth.

 

[fsa52]

My most recent Miss America sash

 

[Taegul]

My Mr. T mohawk wig.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing pants that are covered in holes from moth nibbles.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a racing suit.

 

[Absolute_10]

I am not wearing outfit that you still haven’t gifted to me

 

[kathyisgr65]

I am not wearing socks

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing King Tutankhamon's funerary mask.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an Olympic speed skater uniform.