What did you dream? Tell it in five sentences or fewer.

Cheese! All the best cheeses, like statues the wedges or cut rounds standing prose on a marble floor and either they were very, very big or I was tiny like a mouse. I was in heaven going around breaking of handfuls and nibbling away. At one point I just started eating of the cheese, face into it. I apologise for my disgusting behaviour, but i think I was drunk on cheese happiness.

Ohhh, I want this dream!

And cheese.
 
Volcanic eruptions, cats and sex.

Just to be clear, those were separate dreams.
 
So the first two have nothing to do with Cat Vesuvious, you think? :p
That was my name for one particularly productive kitty I had.

I don't think so. :)

Last night I went ice swimming and to a sauna and got my clothes stolen in the process. I had to make a dress out of different colors of toilet papers. It was really hard at first, because it would rip all the time, but eventually I got the hang of how I'm supposed to handle the TP. I left to go home and a photographer of some fancy fashion magazine wanted to take a picture of my dress as an evidence of the awesome style people here have. And then I was taken to Paris to show my dress live on a catwalk, I wore the most uncomfortable heels.
 
I had a horrible dream
Very vivid and specific
All through it, I kept trying to convince myself it might just be a bad dream
Finally I gave up and decided it must be real
Then I woke up
I was extremely relieved
 
Some very smart people from Nasa were thinking about where to chisel the Earth to make it more aerodynamic so that the planet can be used as a rocket to launch people into safety in case the sun dies or something.

I was invited to consult and blew their minds by saying that in a vacuum it doesn't really matter what shape the object is, a roundish Earth will be just fine.
 
Some very smart people from Nasa were thinking about where to chisel the Earth to make it more aerodynamic so that the planet can be used as a rocket to launch people into safety in case the sun dies or something.

I was invited to consult and blew their minds by saying that in a vacuum it doesn't really matter what shape the object is, a roundish Earth will be just fine.
Never was so much owed by so many to so few...
 
Meeks had a youtube channel where she taught people how to take care of their cats. One of the most important things I learned watching it was how to put a cat in a "Giant Shrimp Position". According to Meeks it's the perfect position for cat care.

(The Giant Shrimp Position is such that the cat's nose and tail touch.)
 
It was in black and white and I was myself as a kid playing and running through a field when i came up on an old farm house that had pure white linen hanging from clothes lines swaying with a gentle breeze and as i weaved slowly through the sheets i started noticing splatter marks where bugs were hitting against the sheets staining them with red which was in actual color and looked like blood and it just kept happening they started to splatter on my white button up shirt over and over and then i awoke
 
Weird.
I was in my old high school and very disinclined to walk anywhere, so rather than walking I hopped around in very low gravity.
Also there was a fleet of trucks on a highway for some reason?
 
i spent my dream life schooling a bunch of cranky old men on how to run a meeting properly using Roberts Rules.
they were idiots.

I have got to get me a better dream life. :rolleyes:
 
I was a restaurant critic and I was really mean in my reviews. :eek:

Okay, the restaurants I went to were stupid. One only served popcorn. I still didn't need to be as mean in the review as I was.
 
There were gigantic roosters terrorizing people on the streets. Panic, mayhem!

Gigantic rooster = huge cock. Was it a sex dream? :)
 
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