What did you dream? Tell it in five sentences or fewer.

Oh boy. You know what that means, right? :eek: :eek:

I think it means a lot of people will be late for wherever they wanted to take my cab to. :p

I was busy last night!

I had to repack my bags at the airport because the airport security said I could take everything through but I had to put my sex toys IN the hats of marmalade. Luckily they did not make the marmalade overspill some how, and shrunk to fit in the jars where they were suspended like Damien hurst displays.

I've had traveling dreams too. Last night I was in Bratislava doing wine tasting and sailing on flooded rivers with J. The night before I was in Prague and broke into a private garden with a friend and found a secret tunnel there that was a short cut to the Můstek metro station.
 
I dreamt there was some sort of white gel covering both my eyes and when I leaned forward it dripped off my eyes forever.
Also my cousin was anorexic, but didn't look anorexic.
 
An ex tutoring me in math class and a girl I used to know kissing me on the lips and leaving lipstick behind. So strange.
 
Oh boy. You know what that means, right? :eek: :eek:

:p

A peek at what it means :p:
The dream serves to bring you back to a time where the responsibilities of adulthood (or marriage) did not interfere with the spontaneity of romance.
. . .you dream that you are kissing someone of the same sex, then it represents self-acceptance.
Alternatively, it signifies sexuality and sensuality, especially if the color is red.
 
I was in my grandparent's mulberry tree behind the garage.
I was eating berries.
I was happy.
I was about 6.
 
Yet another travel dream.

This time I was in Malaysia and I wanted to go to Singapore, but when I tried to buy a ticket to go there, I was told all the money I had was fake. You could tell the fake ones apart from the real ones by licking them - if they tasted metallic, they were real and if they didn't, they were fake.

So there I stood licking my money, not coins btw, and when I couldn't find any metallic tasting ones, I decided to swim there instead. I used my puffy winter coat as a floatie and swam to Singapore, only to find out I had swum too far and was actually back home at the sea fortress.
 
Sex.

It's that time of year again, it seems. In the dream I also had color changing markers, which was cool.
 
I was a chicken inspector. Not, as you might expect, the dead kind. Oh no! I had to investigate all the nefarious activities of the evil chickens of the world! Or at least of my city :p Unpleasant little fucks they were, too :eek:
 
My wife and I were visiting a Middle eastern country and had just finished having dinner. As we were walking through the streets the curry hit me and I found a place that would let me use their restroom. When I returned, my wife was gone. The police got involved and found a man that apparently knew something and had a history of kidnapping women but he wouldn't talk and when he learned it was my wife he looked at me and laughed.. When I woke up I was trying to drown him in a fountain in a market square....


(Sorry I tried the 5 sentences but I don't think I managed )
 
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I was a chicken inspector. Not, as you might expect, the dead kind. Oh no! I had to investigate all the nefarious activities of the evil chickens of the world! Or at least of my city :p Unpleasant little fucks they were, too :eek:

I wish I could live in your head when you dream
 
I don't remember exactly what happened in the early parts of the dream I had last night, but right before waking up I was baking a butter nut squash pie and wondering if I should make a sweet potato pie, too.

I've never had, made or even thought about making either.
 
I was floating in emerald green water..my hair was very long and was fanned out all around me. I reached a shore and stood up...tiny glowing starfish were stuck all over my hair. My third eye pulsed a bright indigo color and I leaned over to gaze into the water. I could see things that had not happened yet play out in a vision on the reflective water. I woke up startled and disturbed by what I had been shown.
 
I was floating in emerald green water..my hair was very long and was fanned out all around me. I reached a shore and stood up...tiny glowing starfish were stuck all over my hair. My third eye pulsed a bright indigo color and I leaned over to gaze into the water. I could see things that had not happened yet play out in a vision on the reflective water. I woke up startled and disturbed by what I had been shown.

What does it mean??!!
 
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