What did you dream? Tell it in five sentences or fewer.

[twister947]

My cat was singing. That is the second dream starring my precocious kitty.

 

[skirt_chaser]

Fucking my wife's younger and hot sister. My cock felt so real inside her cunt. And then I woke up. Sigh.

 

[seela]

I made out with a girl that was super hot and all I could think of why would she do this with me and when is she going to tell me that it’s all a prank.

Wish I could have enjoyed it a little rather than being all stressed out like that!

 

[shinybikiniwife]

I don't know who he was. He pulled me into a stairwell outside of some sort of lounge. I was wearing a dress I am terrified to wear in public. He shoved me against a dark wall, pulled up my dress and yanked my thong aside. He took me and I woke up in a terrified sweat, breathing hard and somehow aroused as I've ever been.

 

[seela]

Scarlet Johansson was wearing the same t-shirt as I and the general consensus was that I wore it better.

 

[seela]

I was masturbating and it felt so good, until I realized I had lost the vibrator in my snatch. Just couldn’t find it anymore. I was in full on panic and called my partner to ask what to do and his answer was that it’s ok, maybe my pussy was just hungry.

Okay.

 

[Zionisacat]

Does he think that Teeth was a documentary?

 

[seela]

Does he think that Teeth was a documentary?

I’d say it’s possible.

 

[seela]

My best friend was a magpie. Everything else was normal.

 

[Wonderer67]

In my dream I was going to get a tattoo on my head, something small on the very top of my head. When I got to the tattoo place, I was really tired and fell asleep while I was getting tattooed. When I woke up I figured it would be fine so I got dressed to go to work, and looked in the mirror and half of my head was tattooed dark blue (like blue man group blue). One side was completely fine and the other side totally blue, but in the blue part was inverse writing (skin colored) thad some kind of biker saying like "Live to ride, ride or die" or something like that.

I have no idea what this means.

 

[seela]

I was in a weird competition where the winner was the person who wore the most rings and bracelets on their hands. I couldn’t find any that fit my manly hands and felt utterly humiliated.

 

[seela]

My partner made me a birthday cake and put crumbled up cheese puffs between the cake layers and decorated it with intact cheese puffs and cheese puff dust. I was really mad at him. Gross.

 

[twister947]

My partner made me a birthday cake and put crumbled up cheese puffs between the cake layers and decorated it with intact cheese puffs and cheese puff dust. I was really mad at him. Gross.

But, but...it was your idea.

 

[twister947]

I was in a room with an old girlfriend. I noticed she'd been augmented in the 20+ years since I'd seen her last. "Nice rack", I said. "Want to see them?" "No, but thanks " I really didn't mean to hurt her feelings.

 

[Acktion]

Sex. Lots of sex. Only, I couldn't remember who any of these people were. Or just what we were supposed to be doing. Soundtrack was excellent though.

 

[seela]

I was standing on a crowded bus stop and it was snowing a lot. The bus was late and more and more people came to the bus stop. All of them naturally wanted to come under the shelter to get away from the snow. It was getting really crowded and I felt like I have to leave because it was too crowded and I couldn’t breathe anymore. At the same time I knew if I leave the shelter something really bad will happen, so I just stood there, panic rising, trying to figure out what to do.

Ghastly dream, felt so real.

 

[seela]

I had two real, actual cars, but they were so tiny that they were more like roller skates. I tied them to my feet, all set to go to work. Then I realized they were actually regular sized cars and I was a giant, I had never noticed before.

 

[MeekMe]

It feels like I was dreaming about daily life and then after a commercial break in the dream I suddenly had a baby. My baby and she was kind of big and I couldn’t really hold her well. I kept trying to figure out how it happened and I had this vague notion I had to keep it alive but at the same time was kind of creeped out. Then I asked my husband if we had told anyone about it and he was like, “not really. We just kind of did this and haven’t seen anyone in a long time.”

I woke up panicked about how I was supposed to announce a baby that was definitely a couple of months old by now.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I dreamt that my wife and I went in for marriage counseling and our counselor was Simon Pegg. He was actually pretty good at it.

 

[seela]

I dreamt that my wife and I went in for marriage counseling and our counselor was Simon Pegg. He was actually pretty good at it.

Good Pegging can do wonders to a relationship, I hear.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Good Pegging can do wonders to a relationship, I hear.

*groan*
This is what I get for sharing.

 

[sensualspeedos]

Last night I had a sexual dream of a gay nature. I scrolled through this thread and I think the tone here is a bit higher than recounting dirty dreams?

 

[seela]

*groan*
This is what I get for sharing.

I mean, it was *right there*. How could I not go there?

 

[HordHolm]

There was a carrot, and it was chasing me through a forest. The carrot was also Elvis, and it was singing. As I ran terrified between the trees I was also laughing uncontrollably. It means something, but I'm damned if I know what...

 

[seela]

Everything was normal except everything that’s usually in English in my day to day life was now in German. Including Lit. You all wrote in German!

I was so happy about the change, but the people around me who don’t know any German were less so.