What did you dream? Tell it in five sentences or fewer.

Landed a dream job with a person I was never fond of that turned out to be in the middle of a conspiracy in which my role was to allow a young boy to witness the shooting death of two other children. My job was to allow him to see enough to know they were dead but not to keep him around to ask questions. The first take I whisked him away too quickly because I didn’t want him to see it. The second take we lingered too long. The Goldilocks take I woke up before the gun went off.
 
Living with a stranger in a motel room. Breath play via blowjob and a stuffy nose. Kind of a turn on and also mildly terrifying that I woke up without a stuffy nose. The breath hunger felt real.
 
Living with a stranger in a motel room. Breath play via blowjob and a stuffy nose. Kind of a turn on and also mildly terrifying that I woke up without a stuffy nose. The breath hunger felt real.

Sleep apnea?
 
Rimming. The guy was someone that I knew, but I didn't remember where I knew him from, so I didn't know if and how to approach him. Somehow I ended up having sex with him and rimming was what happened when I woke up.
 
Hmmm. Must have been an ass play night.

I awoke to having an unknown doctor taking my temp with an oversized thermometer after fingering my ass at length. :eek:

My alarm is a shrill bitch and always goes off at the wrong moment.

It was pretty tough to get up from that dream but I have commitment/responsibility each morning so I don't ever sleep in.
 
Ass play nights more like it.

Another dream like that. I’m starting to think my brain is trying to tell me something!
 
I was running and instead of feeling I might die, it felt like flying. I loved running and was so happy.

Do some people really feel like that when they run?
 
I was running and instead of feeling I might die, it felt like flying. I loved running and was so happy.

Do some people really feel like that when they run?

I have that dream. I'm barefoot, and the running is fast and effortless.
 
I went snowboarding and all of a sudden all the snow melted and it was just a ton of water and I kept thinking, wow, I’m surfing now, I’m a surfer. For some reason being able to identify as a surfer was very important to me in the dream.
 
I was taking high school final exams on a laptop and one question was about a picture. The picture was on Instagram, and to see it I should have had an Instagram account, which I didn’t. I kept getting the prompt to log in or sign up to be able to view the picture. I started to panic because I couldn’t see the picture and answer the question but I also couldn’t create an account because to do that I would have needed my phone which was not allowed to be used during the exam.
 
There was something about an alien war... I really wish I could record my dreams & turn them into books!
 
I don't know what I dreamed, but at some point in the dream a doorbell rang loud enough that it woke me up for real at 3:30am. :mad: It took me a minute to figure out it wasn't my actual doorbell and the only reason I knew that is because my dog wasn't barking.
 
I had a sex dream for the first time in forever. Maybe X from Big Brother is on my mind a bit more than I realized, lol. Bomp chicka wow wow.
 
I heimliched the prime minister and a whole carrot came out of her throat.

I’m sure this means something.
 
My wife and I IRL swim naked all summer. It’s kind of a thrill, since our neighbors can sort of see us…

I’m my dream, I had a male submissive (I’m also male) and had him tied to a fence post in our garden. It was more for his humiliation of potentially being seen by neighbors. Then I saw my neighbor (the ones who can sort of see us IRL) who was gardening naked. She is really hot, and asked me what we were doing. I simply said that we were acting on my submissive’s fantasy of being seen naked. She thought it was cool and was intrigued. Then I woke up.
 
I got the wrong apples in my Instacart delivery. I tried one and it was the best apple I'd ever tasted. I remember thinking that it was the appley-est apple of any apple.
 
I got the wrong apples in my Instacart delivery. I tried one and it was the best apple I'd ever tasted. I remember thinking that it was the appley-est apple of any apple.

Could you turn that into a book?

I rarely remember my dreams, when I do they seem to be some kind of anxiety related issue. :eek:
 
Could you turn that into a book?

I rarely remember my dreams, when I do they seem to be some kind of anxiety related issue. :eek:

Maybe an existentialist short story

That sucks... I love remembering my dreams, they are usually so random. Even the ones about anxiety - I also dreamed last night that I was the TA for a math class that I had failed. And the teacher was absent all the time so I had to teach it. And all the students were the popular kids that I grew up with that I hated. Something was going on in my brain!
 
Maybe an existentialist short story

That sucks... I love remembering my dreams, they are usually so random. Even the ones about anxiety - I also dreamed last night that I was the TA for a math class that I had failed. And the teacher was absent all the time so I had to teach it. And all the students were the popular kids that I grew up with that I hated. Something was going on in my brain!

I am sure in some ways you were the prettiest and most popular girl in class
 
I dreamt I was having a conversation about St. Andrew's crosses. I was talking about the religious history and the symbolism of the saltire in flags and heraldry. She wanted to talk about the BDSM equipment.
 
I dreamt I was having a conversation about St. Andrew's crosses. I was talking about the religious history and the symbolism of the saltire in flags and heraldry. She wanted to talk about the BDSM equipment.

Get yourself a girl who wants to talk about both!

Although how much is there to talk about the BDSM equipment, really? Or maybe as a show and tell? 🤷*♀️
 
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