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How can you find out what kind of scores contribute to your average?
It's a simple average, so if you check often enough, you can see the scores change as the votes change.

Some arithmetic, and you can calculate the vote needed to account for the new score.
 
I’ve started a new series called Dani’s secret garden. Part 3 went live last week and part 4 is still in the works! Send me a message if you enjoy or want to learn more about me! Cheers!
 
My new Halloween story 'About That Night' is going live early tomorrow in Mature. Now I'm waiting for the one bombs to hit. lol
 
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The Inquisitor's Judgement went live a bit less than a month ago. I've uploaded other stories since but I'm quite sad that this one didn't get a single comment. It was my first attempt at writing a story between two women, and I struggled immensely with it, making me put in quite a few hours into the story. To this day, I have no idea if I got it right, or totally wrong.
 
My new Halloween story 'About That Night' is going live early tomorrow in Mature. Now I'm waiting for he one bombs to hit. lol
The pilot revs the motors, the bombs have been loaded, he checks his map, X marks About That Night, "Okay, INCELs were gonna be over the target in ten minutes, pretend to read the story while I get us in position, then let um fall. We can blow this score so low, they'll never dare to write another word. Be sure your comments are honed to venomous perfection before you hit send. I'll shout, "Bombs away," when its time. May the hate be with you.
 
Oh, Mary, Mary, that's pretty depressing. But funny and somewhat true.
The pilot revs the motors, the bombs have been loaded, he checks his map, X marks About That Night, "Okay, INCELs were gonna be over the target in ten minutes, pretend to read the story while I get us in position, then let um fall. We can blow this score so low, they'll never dare to write another word. Be sure your comments are honed to venomous perfection before you hit send. I'll shout, "Bombs away," when its time. May the hate be with you.
 
The pilot revs the motors, the bombs have been loaded, he checks his map, X marks About That Night, "Okay, INCELs were gonna be over the target in ten minutes, pretend to read the story while I get us in position, then let um fall. We can blow this score so low, they'll never dare to write another word. Be sure your comments are honed to venomous perfection before you hit send. I'll shout, "Bombs away," when its time. May the hate be with you.
Man, you're getting a better quality of incels than I am, then. Mine mostly just make fun of my name and call me a cuck.
 
Man, you're getting a better quality of incels than I am, then. Mine mostly just make fun of my name and call me a cuck.
I'm called a cheating whore. I have no idea why they think my stories are autobiographical. But always, I'm dying from STDs and they are happy for it. So, no, they aren't a higher quality.
 
I've got another Emma and Bobbie story:

Emma and Bobbie Like Anal Sex

@SimonDoom will approve of my approach to the title, which is more to the point than usual.

It reminds me a little bit of the homage/spoof I am writing of your "man meets young women who find him irresistible" story theme. I got some more of it done the other day. It will be Simon's take on an EB story rather than a copy of your style, which I don't think I could do, but I think you'll find it amusing.
 
“A Doctor’s Tale” ( https://www.literotica.com/s/a-doctors-tale ) went live last week. It’s gotten some praise, but ratings are middling. Medical and first person fetish enthusiasts might be into it. It’s about a doctor in a swinging network. She’s been a side and background character in my work before. We will probably see more of her in the future, though maybe not as clinical as this story. Enjoy!
 
My last story was written in less than 2 hours, after I discussed with my chess mate how to get the game more exciting. My fantasy took over after I returned home and 2 hours later I sent my story to the editor (who I need because English is not my mothertongue and I sometime tend to use Dunglish grammar constructions 🫣). It is my first (and only) story that got the red H. https://literotica.com/s/check-mate
 
It's a good job they both liked it.

"Emma likes Anal Sex, but Bobbie is more conflicted" would have been way over the 30 character limit.
Actually, Bobbie was the hungrier one, with a sign on the back door (but that was in the first story - I really must create a new Series).
 
My story "Amorous Goods: The Magic Lamp" went public over 24 hours ago. So far, there are no comments, and I've only received a single vote of 4. And none of my usual 1-bombing followers even weighed in!

I wonder now if it's the tentacle monster theme I advertised in the description "An Aladdin's lamp releases the tentacle porn star." or

if it's the self-deprecating author's note at the end where I said:
"And of course, I expect to read at least one comment about how Jan is now going to win the upcoming battle in this "Whore of the Worlds" story! LOL. "

Or it might be the overpowering female main character, which I highlighted in that author's note at the end with "I hope you appreciated how the wife wore her protective ring. She would show it to those who tried to control her when she didn't want their control ... by giving them the finger in a "Fuck you!" salute."

This deserves some further refining in my stories to see what the magic keys are to the audience reactions.
 
What a week! After a four-month block, I decided just to publish a number of works that had been sitting waiting revision or further inspiration after beta reader feedback and also quickly dashed off two light fluffy pieces. The result is that I currently have five works published in the last week with a sixth just posted to the queue.

The fluffy pieces first.

The Unbearable Obliviousness of the Late Night Nerd in Toys
Roped into a Fantasy BDSM

A couple of harder-edged stories.

All Ports in a Storm in Anal
The Lamb of London in BDSM - a substantial rewrite of one of my first ever stories.

And finally my first attempt at a lesbian story (with a second attempt soon to come).

Between Boyfriends in Lesbian

However they all do, and at the moment they're mostly doing fine, I'm just happy to get my drafts folder in a bit better order and be able to focus on new ideas.
 
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