What made you laugh your ass off today?

[silverwhisper]

scaly: a version of that story exists about charlie chaplin. same basic resolution but it was a charlie chaplin impersonators contest.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

Actually, I found that link elsewhere at Lit.

. . .s-u-r-e. . . you did.

I just posted a bunch of silliness on the dirty joke thread, but this one reminded me of you, Yank.

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

 

[midwestyankee]

. . .s-u-r-e. . . you did.

I just posted a bunch of silliness on the dirty joke thread, but this one reminded me of you, Yank.

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What's a quickie? Never had one.

 

[Saucyminx]

What's a quickie? Never had one.

braggart

 

[midwestyankee]

braggart

A little tongue in cheek always adds some spice to the proceedings.

 

[Saucyminx]

A little tongue in cheek always adds some spice to the proceedings.

tongue in what now?

 

[EJFan]

i don't mean this in any sort of critical or judgmental way but...

"inadamant" made me laugh hysterically for some reason. i wonder if she uses it in her viola...

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

Whenever I need a good laugh, I go back and read that viola post. It has to be as funny as anything else on Lit.

I missed the viola post. Thread please?

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

here


(sorry ozzy, I can't help it)

Now I have to worry about my viola too?

I may need a mirror and a road map.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

Now I have to worry about my viola too?

It's all about a wemon's viola, baby.

 

[Quoll]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

: ) means a smile and

: ( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

and

:-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb arse

Not sure if the last bit displayed properly so I made it an image.

 

[Eilan]

Well, how about some "assicons"?

Why anal?

 

[Eilan]

I was lurking on another board and came across this:

Interview with Dr. Wong

It's a thinly-veiled ad for supplements that also contains some pretty sweeping generalizations about men and women. Funny shit.

I know it's long. I'm sorry.

 

[EJFan]

I know it's long. I'm sorry.

a size reference AND an apology... this is new.

 

[EJFan]

the usa today page had a headline that read, "castro walks, talks"

kinda makes him sound like a doll.

 

[Saucyminx]

the usa today page had a headline that read, "castro walks, talks"

kinda makes him sound like a doll.

I asked Santa for a Castro doll for Christmas, but all i got was coal. *sigh*

 

[EJFan]

I asked Santa for a Castro doll for Christmas, but all i got was coal. *sigh*

that bastard.

who wouldn't want a castro doll? it walks, it talks, it creates communist doll states.

 

[Saucyminx]

that bastard.

who wouldn't want a castro doll? it walks, it talks, it creates communist doll states.

I know, I wanted to put it in the case next to my Lenin and Marx dolls.

 

[EJFan]

I know, I wanted to put it in the case next to my Lenin and Marx dolls.

no shit... that would almost complete the set. all you'd need then is hitler, pol pot and bush.

 

[Saucyminx]

no shit... that would almost complete the set. all you'd need then is hitler, pol pot and bush.

I had those, but they were stolen during a hostile takeover. Oddly enough, they left the Martha Stewart doll. . .

 

[EJFan]

I had those, but they were stolen during a hostile takeover. Oddly enough, they left the Martha Stewart doll. . .

LMAO! positively inspired!

 

[Eilan]

I had those, but they were stolen during a hostile takeover. Oddly enough, they left the Martha Stewart doll. . .

I was at the bank today and I saw a guy wearing a pink t-shirt. It read: Don't laugh. This shirt belongs to your girlfriend.