What made you laugh your ass off today?

[midwestyankee]

Spoken during lunch preparation: "The last time I ate a rutabaga was in a previous lifetime."

Spotted outside a hardware/construction supplies store: "We have the #1 toilet for doing #2."

 

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[Saucyminx]

I was at the bank today and I saw a guy wearing a pink t-shirt. It read: Don't laugh. This shirt belongs to your girlfriend.

I love me a good tee shirt. My favorite disappeared. It had a little martini glass on it and it said "I like it extra dirty." I'd wear it and free martinis would just appear in my hand.

 

[Ms_Logic]

Thinking about Friday night's chain of events even more so when I look at the pics.

 

[EJFan]

eilan's AV.

 

[Quoll]

eilan's AV.

Agreed, and heres something to go along with it.

Fucktard


I didn't mean you Eilan, so please don't iggy me again.

 

[EJFan]

Agreed, and heres something to go along with it.

Fucktard


I didn't mean you Eilan, so please don't iggy me again.

that's an award waiting to happen. i say we have balloting and an award ceremony.

 

[Eilan]

Agreed, and heres something to go along with it.

Fucktard


I didn't mean you Eilan, so please don't iggy me again.

LMAO! I'll have to remember to "borrow" that sometime.

 

[Nightbird]

I have a t shirt thats divided into two pictures.. The first picture is a guy being nagged by a girl and under the picture it says "Problem".

In the second picture the guy is being nagged by a girl again and this time he is wearing heardphones and under the picture it says "Solved"

 

[EJFan]

i love watching the yankees play the o's on local tv... the o's announcers get all happy and shit when they have a lead in the middle/late innings.... they talk about the spectacular pitching and great plays... then my guys come from behind to tie and then lead and the announcers start to sound like a horny 85 year old man who took his last viagra a week ago.

granted, it's only baltimore but a win is a win.

 

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[EJFan]

we need more games with the o's too. we've only lost to them once this year

i think we've lost 3... but that was mostly before all the "star players" got broken. we're doing much better with 2nd string.

 

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[Saucyminx]

i got excited when you guys mentioned more o's. Then i realized you were discussing baseball . . . *sigh*

 

[rjp44]

was watching cards-reds game and close captioning was on......said the game was being played in Bitch Stadium.

 

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[pleasteasme]

Freshman. Yep, they make me laugh!

 

[poppy1963]

The "Voyager" Thread did...big time!!!

Are U a Voyager?

OMG...!!!

 

[Eilan]

Are U a Voyager?

OMG...!!!

LMAO! I was just coming to post about this!

 

[Saucyminx]

Oh no. I know better than to click on links from you guys while drinking coffee. . .

*rummaging for paper towels*

 

[bobsgirl]

LMAO! I was just coming to post about this!

Poor guy's way too thin-skinned. The GB would eat him for lunch.


I thought maybe I was a voyager, but I get seasick...

 

[Eilan]

I got a kick out of the women in the hair salon who though it was too painful to watch my oldest girls get their waist-length hair cut off.

 

[JustSkye]

naughty...

As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest nightclothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.

Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door.

"KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!"
Husband: "Guess whom?"
Wife: "I know who it is!"
Husband: "Guess what I want?"
Wife: "I know what you want!"
Husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"

 

[Saucyminx]

2 tee shirts in 1 day

Yesterday, young lad at the mall :

When your pepper spray runs out, can i have your number?

and on Project Runway last night, one of the designers had one that said:

You look better online

 

[bobsgirl]

As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex for Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest nightclothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch.

Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door.

"KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!"
Husband: "Guess whom?"
Wife: "I know who it is!"
Husband: "Guess what I want?"
Wife: "I know what you want!"
Husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"

VS, I'm shocked!