What made you laugh your ass off today?

[midwestyankee]

During cycling class this morning, riding to a bizarre up-tempo instrumental version of Jethro Tull's "Living in the Past."

 

[EJFan]

During cycling class this morning, riding to a bizarre up-tempo instrumental version of Jethro Tull's "Living in the Past."

this reminds me of something else that makes me lmao... when people think jethro tull is a guy.

 

[midwestyankee]

this reminds me of something else that makes me lmao... when people think jethro tull is a guy.

Wasn't he Sallie Mae's sister?

 

[bobsgirl]

Wasn't he Sallie Mae's sister?

No, no, no. He was Jed Clampett's son.

 

[Verbiwhore]

During cycling class this morning, riding to a bizarre up-tempo instrumental version of Jethro Tull's "Living in the Past."

That track made me buy the entire back catalogue, saw them live earlier this year twas.... pure, flameretardent, genius.

 

[midwestyankee]

That track made me buy the entire back catalogue, saw them live earlier this year twas.... pure, flameretardent, genius.

I haven't sat on a park bench in 30 years.

 

[Verbiwhore]

I haven't sat on a park bench in 30 years.

She ducks, as something goes whistling over her head.

 

[EJFan]

Wasn't he Sallie Mae's sister?

you're either thinking of fannie mae or ellie mae (the conjoined twin hillbilly financiers).

 

[Eilan]

When my husband and I were pet shopping today, we ran into a former trooper (female) that he used to supervise. When she saw us, she signaled for me to be quiet and came up behind my husband and gave him a big hug.

My husband almost made things awkward. He thought I was the one hugging him, so he started to turn around, return the hug, and grab my ass (which is usually a part of our hugs ) when he realized that I was five feet away!

 

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[Eilan]

haha, that must have been funny

It's a good thing her husband isn't the type who'd get all bent out of shape about stuff like that.

LOL--I originally typed "stiff like that."

 

[EJFan]

a guy raises chris ferguson preflop with a pair in the 2004 wsop... chris calls with T7o, draws a middle pair w/a straight draw. chris check raises all in and the guy says, "i should have raised more before the flop." to that, norman chad says, "yeah, well, i shouldn't have married a woman i met at the jiffy lube either but whatcha gonna do?"

 

[coolr]

i came across 2 guys at work mid discustion "it's a magical camel that spits nickels, hell yeah i'd do it" i have no clue what they were talking about but man, funny as shit

 

[Saucyminx]

enough for a second giggle i thought

and since i'm just damned lazy

put your boogie shoes on and sing ladies

 

[EJFan]

i came across 2 guys at work mid discustion "it's a magical camel that spits nickels, hell yeah i'd do it" i have no clue what they were talking about but man, funny as shit

i love accidentally catching isolated, out of context blurts from people's discussions. this is hysterical.

it kind of reminds me of how this woman must have felt when i took my uncle to the supermarket one day several months ago (he's twice my age). i was in the jelly aisle when i noticed the honey on the top shelf and suddenly remembered that i wanted to get some but hadn't written it down. my uncle was halfway down the aisle and this woman was between us. i turned to him and shouted, "honey!" in an excited tone because of the immediate shock of remembering. i can only imagine what she might have thought if she made the wrong inference.

 

[Quoll]

Eilan's av, kind of makes you appreciate EJ's nubbin don't it.

 

[Saucyminx]

Eilan's av, kind of makes you appreciate EJ's nubbin don't it.

But i try not to think of that--then i have to wash my brain.

 

[midwestyankee]

Shamelessly snitched from another corner of the 'net:

Someone should find out what these headline writers were smoking.

1. Lawyer Says Client is Not That Guilty
(Just how guilty was he?)

2. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
(That will save the cost of imprisoning him!)

3. Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty
(I say, give it to him.)

4. Man Jumps Off Bridge. Neither Jumper Nor Body Found
(WTF??)

5. After Detour to California Shuttle Returns to Earth
(Well, this confirms what many of us have suspected about California.)

6. Woman Improving After Fatal Crash
(Modern science is amazing isn't it?)

7. Deer Kill 17,328
(Okay, who's selling arms to the deer?)

8. Old School Pillars Are Replaced by Alumni
(But can they hold up the roof?)

 

[Sarojaede]

8. Old School Pillars Are Replaced by Alumni
(But can they hold up the roof?)

This one had me laughing out loud.

 

[silverwhisper]

i'm now having a strange mental picture involving several titans and herakles...

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

i'm now having a strange mental picture involving several titans and herakles...

ed

Does it involve a tarp and a bottle of wesson oil?

I met the new principal of the school today. Nice man. He was reading to the kindergarteners. He kept saying the word "imagination" just like Sponge Bob did in the one episode with the cardboard box. I lasted through 3 of them. I had to leave the room before a highly inappropriate case of the giggles ensued.

 

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[Eilan]

This was in our local paper:

Any 8th grade student who ordered a class picture can be picked up starting August 7th.

 

[Mazuri]

This was in our local paper:

Any 8th grade student who ordered a class picture can be picked up starting August 7th.

But....will they do the laundry and the dishes?

 

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