What made you laugh your ass off today?

[Eilan]

today?

This notice has been in the paper since the beginning of the month, but this is the first time I'd actually read it.

But....will they do the laundry and the dishes?

Good question. And they can't eat too much. Our grocery bill's high enough as it is.

 

[Saucyminx]

Oh boy. let's not go there right now.

Oh darn it. You guys never want to go there. . .
*folding the tarp and putting away the wesson oil*

 

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[privyjo]

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[Saucyminx]

Well actually, I very much so want to go there, in fact I started a thread about it a while back, but i don't expect it to happen anytime soon due to the logistics (mainly, kids). But I've reconsidered, so please take your supplies back out.

yay!

now where is this thread? Adult slip and slides can be soooooo much fun.

 

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[midwestyankee]

right here

You had to do this, didn't you?

 

[Guest]

 

[midwestyankee]

why, is it torture for you, too?

It is when you live in a Wesson-Oil-free environment.

 

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[midwestyankee]

how about some butter flavored Pam?

Pam would have allowed the Wesson oil but I forgot to marry her.

 

[Verbiwhore]

We could meet up at the European butter mountain, if you can get flights.

 

[midwestyankee]

We could meet up at the European butter mountain, if you can get flights.

Is this anything like Big Rock Candy Mountain?

 

[Saucyminx]

It is when you live in a Wesson-Oil-free environment.

Ok, well how about avocado oil--that is a little healthier.


Ok, this was yesterday, but while driving to the water park, i saw a huge billboard for

The Peter Brothers Meat Market

in Lenhartsville Pa.

A few moments later i was passed by a semi from S&M trucking. It was just that kind of day.

 

[Verbiwhore]

Is this anything like Big Rock Candy Mountain?

Not really, it's in France... nobody wears socks.

 

[midwestyankee]

Not really, it's in France... nobody wears socks.

Quel horreur!

 

[Verbiwhore]

Quel horreur!

Pas de probleme, tout le meilleur pour barbotier dans le Lac Européen de Vin.

 

[midwestyankee]

Pas de probleme, tout le meilleur pour barbotier dans le Lac Européen de Vin.

Je vais acheter un billet immediatement.

 

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[Saucyminx]

I loved the slippery bodies thread--i'm assuming i missed the date for the scaly slippery sexathon tho.

Hmmm, kids are going away next weekend. . . (and i must fess up, we never did the wesson oil--we always did lots and lots of baby oil and the tarp--before children that is.) I still get turned on by the scent of baby oil.

 

[Quoll]

Seeing a beat up old 4wd with the number plate MCGYVER, now if it had been made out two cotton reels some paper clips and a rubber band I would have been impressed.

 

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[OutofKYGuy]

Two things:

I'm new to threads but I saw two things today that I felt compelled to share and I'm glad for this category.

First, I work in a pharmacy and as I am typing prescriptions I see on for a man that is for a "Scrotal Ultrasound." I turn to the cute blonde pharmacist and say, "Would you like to take care of this?"

Second, as I went to lunch I walked by this sandwich shop that had a new ad campaign. I really wish I had a camera, because to illustrate how good their specialty sandwiches were, the gyros were gyro-licious and the muffaleta were, you guessed it...

"Muff-a-licious."

 

[EJFan]

...and the muffaleta were, you guessed it...

"Muff-a-licious."

first, welcome to lit and the HTC.

second, i LOVE these sandwiches! the first one i had was at a conference in nashville. it was fantastic!

 

[Eilan]

The GB.