What made you laugh your ass off today?

[Eilan]

I encountered a really awesome insult on another board that I (mostly) lurk on.

Hypersmegmatic Clownfolk

 

[midwestyankee]

I encountered a really awesome insult on another board that I (mostly) lurk on.

Hypersmegmatic Clownfolk

Zounds! This has a Shakespearean flair to it. Magnificent.

 

[silverwhisper]

i love that!

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

I encountered a really awesome insult on another board that I (mostly) lurk on.

Hypersmegmatic Clownfolk

I can think of a few people who should use it as their title.

 

[Saucyminx]

Coffee shop chat

Eileen of my signature bought a new dress--very hot dress btw. She needs some shoes to go with and she said, "I have some brown pumps. But this is a no pump dress."

We fell out. I don't know. I'm thinkin that it IS a pump dress, nudge nudge wink wink.

and just in case any one was wondering. . no that is NOT my heiney.

 

[Malaria]

Seeing my university friends after months away, those two always crack me up

 

[Saucyminx]

anyone know a good therapist?

I had the weirdest dream this morning.

I dreamed that i was at a very very fancy restaurant shaving my armpits in the buffet line. A woman even had to reach over me to get a napkin. Then i was standing in the midst of the restaurant, bare assed naked, telling my friend, who was dressed as a bride, that she had to tell her parents that. (I don't know what that was.) While i calmly collected my clothing to go into the ladies room to put back on.

I woke up and checked the pits--which were fine, not a guilt issue apparently. We were going out to lunch with the inlaws so i shaved in the shower to prevent any incidents just in case. . .

 

[bobsgirl]

B and I had dinner at a Mexican restaurant last night. Of course they played semi-annoying latino music in the background. A song came on that I recognized. For some reason Achey Breakey Heart done mariachi-style tickled my funny bone.

 

[Saucyminx]

BG--what color spangly panties if i may be so bold?

I'm running the book fair for the kid's school. One of the things we have in stock is a bug vacuum with batteries. The 6th graders kept playing with it. Their teacher, (who i don't know very well), says "Someone has a vibrator back there. I better go back before the batteries run out."

I had to leave the room, so did my helper. I don't even know if she realized what she said.

 

[Eilan]

I'm running the book fair for the kid's school. One of the things we have in stock is a bug vacuum with batteries. The 6th graders kept playing with it. Their teacher, (who i don't know very well), says "Someone has a vibrator back there. I better go back before the batteries run out."

I had to leave the room, so did my helper. I don't even know if she realized what she said.

If I were there, I'd have to leave the room, too. That's hilarious!

 

[TBKahuna123]

Do you feel your up to par in bed?I try not to mix sex and golf.

Some say snarky, I say comic genius!

 

[Quoll]

I know they are trying to tell me something, but I just don't get it.

We see far too often websites that are developed by 'marketing agencies' that look great in print or 'junior' programming .
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Carry a small notebook and a pen with you.
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There are several guides that can be followed easily to print successfully the materials needed using digital color printing. When text is pasted from . We'll convert your current visual design as a template within your CMS system.
We see far too often websites that are developed by 'marketing agencies' that look great in print or 'junior' programming .
Just like the colored inks and the paper and not to forget the layout and design.
A lucid paradigm of four color printing is printed materials such as magazines like Time and National Geographic. It will be costly on your part while you may think that it is lower since it will be printed in printing shops. Digital printing offers a fair deal to everyone!
The good news is that there are now several online printing services that offer commercial printing capabilities.
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Just feed your inputs and presto you will have the finest results you ever dreamed of.
Free your mind of the bounds set by our too-serious, too-logical world. Die Landesbank Berlin wickelt unter anderem auch die Microsoft X-Box Prepaid Visa ab.
Just feed your inputs and presto you will have the finest results you ever dreamed of.
These are colorful even in text. Do you have a product or service that we .
Listen to classical music. This has been bringing us new business from overseas.
Das neueste Angebot stammt von der Hotelkette Steigenberger die unter anderem alle Intercity-Hotels betreibt.

 

[bobsgirl]

BG--what color spangly panties if i may be so bold?

I'm running the book fair for the kid's school. One of the things we have in stock is a bug vacuum with batteries. The 6th graders kept playing with it. Their teacher, (who i don't know very well), says "Someone has a vibrator back there. I better go back before the batteries run out."

I had to leave the room, so did my helper. I don't even know if she realized what she said.

OMG. Minxie, that is hysterical. It reminds me of the time my dad was telling me that he had a stiff neck but it was feeling better because my mom had given him her vibrator. I had to make a quick exit from the room.

Tonight it's hot pink sequined boy-cut shorts. This superhero does not do those butt floss things. The sequins chafe.

 

[Saucyminx]

OMG. Minxie, that is hysterical. It reminds me of the time my dad was telling me that he had a stiff neck but it was feeling better because my mom had given him her vibrator. I had to make a quick exit from the room.

Tonight it's hot pink sequined boy-cut shorts. This superhero does not do those butt floss things. The sequins chafe.

i was reevaluating my undergarments the other day--most of them are thongs. I do love boyshorts tho--they just look so "saucy". I was in a crappy mood this morning so i broke out the red and white striped bikinis with the polar bear on the front (just a picture, not a real polar bear. ) They always put me in a good mood for some reason.

I was using plastic bags from my house to bag up the books we sold today, and wasn't paying much attention. One little nipper pipes up---"Oooooh, my mommy has lots of bags just like this at home." So then i looked, it was liquor store bag. Hmmmm, think i want his mommy to join the pto--we can go bar hopping after the meetings.

 

[onlyerics]

Fukitol

While I was waiting for E to pick me up for our date last night, I was looking at a pre-pharmacy forum online. I saw this in the joke thread. It really cracked me up so I thought I should share it.

http://img208.exs.cx/img208/9721/fukitol5xf.jpg

 

[Leah57]

While I was waiting for E to pick me up for our date last night, I was looking at a pre-pharmacy forum online. I saw this in the joke thread. It really cracked me up so I thought I should share it.

http://img208.exs.cx/img208/9721/fukitol5xf.jpg

Where can I order a pallet of this to be delivered to my office?????

 

[silverwhisper]

OK, i just had to post this link.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

OK, i just had to post this link.

ed

Trust me, I thought of you when I surveyed that site the other day.

 

[Saucyminx]

OK, i just had to post this link.

ed

Otterly ridiculous. *sending myself to my room without said otter*

 

[bobsgirl]

This is too good not to share.

This author is very creative and hysterically funny.

The sock stories had me in stitches. ( )

 

[Eilan]

My husband is wearing a t-shirt that has part of the Statue of Liberty on it. My three-year-old said, "Look! Daddy has America on his shirt!"

 

[Eilan]

This thread.

 

[midwestyankee]

This thread.

Thanks....that was great. I even added a bit of my own.

 

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[Sarojaede]

Our monster cat was sitting in my husband's lap. The hubby stops scratching the cat behind the ears and moved his hand away as he turns to say something to me. The cat looks at my hubby, raises a paw, and swats my husband pretty smartly on the hand...twice.