What made you laugh your ass off today?

[bobsgirl]

I did't know that's what they were called...

 

[pleasteasme]

Did a google image search for tumbleweeds, this is what I got.

My uhhhh, "tumbleweeds" don't do that without some help...

 

[Denae]

It's not any more, unfortunately. Gidget is on. I used to have a gigantic crush on Moondoggie.

sigh, me too.

 

[bobsgirl]

This.

 

[Quoll]

My uhhhh, "tumbleweeds" don't do that without some help...

.....

.....I'm a roaming cowboy riding all day long,
Tumbleweeds around me sing their lonely song.
Nights underneath the prairie moon,
I ride along and sing this tune.

See them tumbling down
Pledging their love to the ground
Lonely but free I'll be found
Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds.

Cares of the past are behind
Nowhere to go but I'll find
Just where the trail will wind
Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds.

I know when night has gone
That a new world's born at dawn.

I'll keep rolling along
Deep in my heart is a song
Here on the range I belong
Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds.

 

[pleasteasme]

This.

Good one bg! *LMAO*

Thawed... who'da thunk it?!

 

[bobsgirl]

My uhhhh, "tumbleweeds" don't do that without some help...

If I started my "tumbleweeds" swinging like that, they wouldn't stop for a week.

 

[Quoll]

If I started my "tumbleweeds" swinging like that, they wouldn't stop for a week.

Do you get seasick?

 

[bobsgirl]

Do you get seasick?

not so much. I got slapped in the face a time or two though.

 

[Quoll]

not so much. I got slapped in the face a time or two though.

Potential new title:
Ol' Blackeyes

 

[bobsgirl]

Potential new title:
Ol' Blackeyes

May I?

 

[pleasteasme]

If I started my "tumbleweeds" swinging like that, they wouldn't stop for a week.

*iced tea spew*


Real talent would be to get them tumblin' opposite directions simultaneously!

 

[Quoll]

May I?

sointanly nyuk nyuk nyuk.

 

[bobsgirl]

sointanly nyuk nyuk nyuk.

LOL don't get me started. I think I am the sole female three stooges fan in the world. My sister dates a guy who looks like Larry, only not as handsome.

 

[Quoll]

*iced tea spew*


Real talent would be to get them tumblin' opposite directions simultaneously!

.....

 

[pleasteasme]

.....

Look... pq is hypnotized!

 

[Quoll]

Look... pq is titnotized!

Fixed your post.

 

[Saucyminx]

Did a google image search for tumbleweeds, this is what I got.

Why do i have the sudden urge to have some chocolate chip cookies???

or a cheesburger to go with that shake?

 

[Quoll]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a

beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place

where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know

me?" To which she replies, "I think your the father of

one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has

ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God,

are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I

laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching,

while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery

and then stuck a carrot up my butt???" She looks

into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's

math teacher."

 

[Quoll]

Subject: Orstrine humour



The newspaper, "The Australian", over a period of weeks sought

entries for The Great Australian yarn.



This was the winner:



Two cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar.

One asked, "What are ya up to, Mate?"

"Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."

"Oh yeah........and what route are you takin'?"

"Ah, prob'ly the Missus.............. after all, she stuck by me

durin' the drought."

 

[Saucyminx]

actually it was thursday night but i've been mia since then

Spam-a-lot!


My friend got tickets for Christmas and took me as her date. We nearly pee'd our pants we were laughing so hard. I spent a few days there and now her 5 year old is singing "He's going to tell. "

My work there is done. . .

 

[EJFan]

a friend of mine and i had an impromptu & improvised conversation about a 911 call for priapism the other day... we were rollin' on the floor.

"is the victim moving?"

"no... he's stiff"

"have you tried mouth to mouth resussitation?"

"yes... there was no change except pus came out."

there was a lot more but i can't remember much of it.

 

[midwestyankee]

a friend of mine and i had an impromptu & improvised conversation about a 911 call for priapism the other day... we were rollin' on the floor.

"is the victim moving?"

"no... he's stiff"

"have you tried mouth to mouth resussitation?"

"yes... there was no change except pus came out."

there was a lot more but i can't remember much of it.

Yes, that's a very prickly situation there, no doubt about it.

 

[EJFan]

Yes, that's a very prickly situation there, no doubt about it.

it wood have been even better but we need to bone up on our improv skills.

 

[midwestyankee]

it wood have been even better but we need to bone up on our improv skills.

Come again?