What made you laugh your ass off today?
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pleasteasme said:*iced tea spew*
Real talent would be to get them tumblin' opposite directions simultaneously!
I saw a burlesque clip of this very thing. She'd get the tassels going one direction, then the other, then in opposite directions. Pretty funny to watch, or should I say mesmerizing! LOL
This did it for me today ...
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1168433184/Beauty_Or_Brains
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This is a featured part of one scene in the movie The Graduate. When Ben takes Elaine on their first date, he takes her to a strip club and this is what they see.pleasteasme said:*iced tea spew*
Real talent would be to get them tumblin' opposite directions simultaneously!
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the uncensored "dick in a box" music video from SNL.
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EJFan said:
LMAO!!!
Thanks and hey, TGIF!!!
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This was lifted from the GB but it's too good for just one board.
Pigeon cull.
The article is serious but the comments are just priceless.
Pigeon cull.
The article is serious but the comments are just priceless.
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The Truffle Shuffle!
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Actually...
I got quite a laugh today while checking out some of the links on the Lit homepage. Just wanted to stroke my horniness a bit, right? Do you know that housewives just LOVE being fucked so much that they can only do it with a silly ass-splitting grin on their faces? (I don't even know what that means, but there you go.)
It's bad enough that we have to look at the perfect, air-brushed porn stars on one end of the spectrum...but then when you think you're going to get some nice, amateur, real-people shagging, the ladies have this goofy smile-for-your-senior-picture look on their faces like they're trying to make up for the fact that their asses are slightly big or their tits sag a bit.
What is up?? LOL!!!! OK, maybe this is turning into a response for the things that frustrate you thread.
I am a housewife, btw. If I ever look like howdy doody while I'm fucking, I am packing it in.
I got quite a laugh today while checking out some of the links on the Lit homepage. Just wanted to stroke my horniness a bit, right? Do you know that housewives just LOVE being fucked so much that they can only do it with a silly ass-splitting grin on their faces? (I don't even know what that means, but there you go.)
It's bad enough that we have to look at the perfect, air-brushed porn stars on one end of the spectrum...but then when you think you're going to get some nice, amateur, real-people shagging, the ladies have this goofy smile-for-your-senior-picture look on their faces like they're trying to make up for the fact that their asses are slightly big or their tits sag a bit.
What is up?? LOL!!!! OK, maybe this is turning into a response for the things that frustrate you thread.
I am a housewife, btw. If I ever look like howdy doody while I'm fucking, I am packing it in.
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EJFan said:this may or may not be funny... do you mean the candy or the fungus? remember, hilarity hinges on your response.
omg... you DON'T know the Truffle Shuffle????
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EJFan said:
It is when Chunk on the Goonies lifts his shirt up and dances. Funny stuff!
http://www.piratemerch.com/images/RJ4752.jpg
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EJFan said:ah. having never seen "the goonies" i had no idea.
Well, we are even ~ I have yet to see The Breakfast Club!
*runs to Netflix to add to que!*
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EJFan said:
Ahh, but there so many other things you could be doing with those lips...
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EJFan said:i could say the same to you... twice.
Naughty, naughty man!
I like you!
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cccooo ccooooSaucyminx said:
Not just pigeons though, they also part timed as a well known musical act back in the day, of course no one new they were pigeons although the clues were there.
Coo! Coo! I just want you
I really love the things that you do
Come on ! Love-a-me too
Won't you be my coo ca choo
Sweetness - I like your dress
I love the way you know you're the best
I'm in love! an' I'm in a mess
I really want you coo ca choo
Love you
yes I love ya
yes I love my coo ca choo
Want you
yes I want ya
yes I - I really do want you
Tom Cat! Y' know where it's at!
Come on ! Let's go to my flat
Lay down 'n groove on the mat
A-you can be my coo ca choo
Chains! Chains! I'm all in chains
Your love will drive me insane
Come on! Let's do it again
I really want my coo ca choo
Night time's a lonely time
When you're gone I'm starting to cry
But you know that you're on my mind
Oh honey be my coo ca choo
Do! Do! You love me too?
Will I smile or will I be blue?
Am I mad? I'm hung up on you
OR Honey be my coo ca choo
So honey be my coo ca choo
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Watching an old episode of Sealab 2021 where Murphy and Sparks are arguing about a new pill that Sparks named Stimultacs. Murphy begs for one and says "I don't have all day to feel good you know! Gimme! Gimme!" He then says (after popping a Stimultac) "Nothing. Not a thing." "Give it a minute, to full take effect." (Sparks), then Murphy says "It's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Turns out the pill is seaweed, and the poison from a certain species of fish, which produces some crazy side effects.
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