What made you laugh your ass off today?

My two youngest daughters saw a wolf spider in the living room and came running into my room laughing and squealing and screaming something that sounded like "ROFL!"

I never did get out of them exactly what they were supposed to be saying, but I don't think they were talking in chatspeak. They'd better not be, anyway. :mad: :D
 
Afro Ninja

&

Baby Kick

Type any one of them two on YouTube and prepare to laugh for hours on end. Whenever I'm feeling gloomy, I watch one of those and a smile spreads across my face instantly before bursting into laughter to the point of having tears come out.
 
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It took me long enough but I got a hater. Even got me some oh poor baby sex, after I managed to get him to stop laughing. :D

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=669599

Of course it is so Eilan's fault for posting a link to the haters personals thread on the GB. ;)

Congrats darlin--unfortunately that incredibly well balanced and articulate gent is from my neck of the woods. *sigh* No wonder I keep a gun in the house for protection.
 
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delete. . . stupid server messing with my head last night!
 
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Yeah the forums are being a tad persnickety today, well yesterday at this point. :eek:

Saucy hun don't worry he's a twig, unless you are only 5' kicking his butt wouldn't be hard, though shooting him probably would be, rather like shooting at squirrels. :rolleyes:
 
Yeah the forums are being a tad persnickety today, well yesterday at this point. :eek:

Saucy hun don't worry he's a twig, unless you are only 5' kicking his butt wouldn't be hard, though shooting him probably would be, rather like shooting at squirrels. :rolleyes:

I'm a towering 5'4" but I do work out and I'm a hell of a shot. ;)
 
A guy coming to my door, pointing to my paper "No Soliciting" sign, saying I was right to have it, then trying to sell me a wood "No Soliciting" sign he said he made.

I would have loved to hear his rationale for this, but he was kind of pushy so I didn't bother to give him the chance to keep talking by asking.
 
SweetErika said:
A guy coming to my door, pointing to my paper "No Soliciting" sign, saying I was right to have it, then trying to sell me a wood "No Soliciting" sign he said he made.

I would have loved to hear his rationale for this, but he was kind of pushy so I didn't bother to give him the chance to keep talking by asking.
That's funny and creepy.
 
Just saw the movie hang over......I couldn't stop laughin at fat jesus!!!!!:D

I loved that movie. My favorite was when they were lying on the ground after the naked Asian man tire iron beating and all that was said was, "Who was that guy? He was soooo mean."
 
There's a story on a local newschannel's website about the 10-cent Thursday special at a college town's Condom Caravan. I just have to share some of these comments:

I always thought this was a GOD fearing state? Looks like the only thing you fear is catching the clap!!! Socialism at its finest.

Instead of providing these condoms for these people how about someone telling the kids who are supposed to be acting like grownups now about what God says about it. The only safe sex is NO sex until you are married. I just know what the Word of God says about it. Any other way is just flat out sin and rebellion against JesusChrist

The Condom Caravan, eh? I like the sound of that...a few more of these on the road and you'll see less Herpes HHR's, Chamlydia Corolla, & the elusive Syphilis Sebring! I think it'd be great if they offered the magnum variety in a Dodge Magnum.

These young adults should be in church. Not out perusing the campus looking for cheap action.
 
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