What made you laugh your ass off today?
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bailadora
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qumpkins and "Viva los conejitos del polvo!"
What are qumpkins? And it's about time someone rooted for the po' lil dust bunnies!
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What are qumpkins? And it's about time someone rooted for the po' lil dust bunnies!
A qumpkin is a timid and flighty creature that in times of stress has been known to hide under beds and cohabitate with the aforementioned dust bunnies.
ps:Babel fish was somewhat vague with it's translation so if you could help a guy out.
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it's early yet, but a friend of mine recently observed in another online haunt that he likes wearing a hat, but it's sometimes dangerous--esp in boston.
naturally, someone was obliged to ask, "why boston?"
he responded, "because you could die of a hat attack!"
OK, i liked it.
ed
naturally, someone was obliged to ask, "why boston?"
he responded, "because you could die of a hat attack!"
OK, i liked it.
ed
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ps:Babel fish was somewhat vague with it's translation so if you could help a guy out.
- I see what you mean. A better translation would be "Long live the dust bunnies!"
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qumpkins and "Viva los conejitos del polvo!"
Well then. . .mission accomplished.
I'm considering a tee shirt with "Viva los conejitos del polvo" on it. I need a new av.
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Thanks B. Although lives with dust bunnies might be more appropriate in this case.
Well then. . .mission accomplished.
I'm considering a tee shirt with "Viva los conejitos del polvo" on it. I need a new av.
Cool I'll settle for "There be Qumpkins here. "
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I was just going to ask you that, and in no way are you, in fact you have been most successful for me.
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I was just going to ask you that, and in no way are you, in fact you have been most successful for me.
You're very sweet, qumpy.
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one thing that made me laugh my ass off today was a little girl i know told me how Barack Obama...or actually she said Rock Bama is a bad presider. He steals your money and your food.
hahaha seems she has overheard too many of her parents convos lol
it was great tho
She also said she was gonna have a little girl and name her polly pocket and i asked her what happens if u have boy and she said she would give him back to the doctors lol
I should talk to this 4 year old more often. She is priceless
hahaha seems she has overheard too many of her parents convos lol
it was great tho
She also said she was gonna have a little girl and name her polly pocket and i asked her what happens if u have boy and she said she would give him back to the doctors lol
I should talk to this 4 year old more often. She is priceless
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And here I am without the Holy Breakfast Muffins of Antioch!
I'm terribly afraid that this may have been done in Pennsylvania. We are big on butter sculpture round these here parts. . . and also quite big on Jesus.
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Sparkle up those nuts. . . Oh my sweet big butter Jesus.
How am I supposed to go to work now?
I got dragged to the movie Hangover yesterday. Have to admit--belly laughed through most of it.
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From today's Savage Love column:
A wonderful guy I've known since grade school zoomed in and became my lover after a devastating divorce. He's a tiger in bed, sweet and respectful, and an overall terrific guy. The problem? I've always been considered a "knockout," while my lover is "different" looking. I love him even more for it. But what do I say to assholes who ask questions like "What are you doing with him?" It's usually one of his "friends"—and they'll say it right in front of him.
My Boyfriend's Not A Loser
Dan's response:
"What am I doing with him? I'm doing all I can to keep his nuts drained—basically, I'm doing for him what your right hand does for you."
A wonderful guy I've known since grade school zoomed in and became my lover after a devastating divorce. He's a tiger in bed, sweet and respectful, and an overall terrific guy. The problem? I've always been considered a "knockout," while my lover is "different" looking. I love him even more for it. But what do I say to assholes who ask questions like "What are you doing with him?" It's usually one of his "friends"—and they'll say it right in front of him.
My Boyfriend's Not A Loser
Dan's response:
"What am I doing with him? I'm doing all I can to keep his nuts drained—basically, I'm doing for him what your right hand does for you."
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Here are 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio
(1) Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator
"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
(2) New Zealand Rugby Commentator
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
(3) Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator :
"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
(4) Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
(5) US PGA Commentator -
"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold> > Palmer] is playing so well is that,
before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! what have I just said??"
(6) Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:
"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
(7) A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
(8) Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."
(9) Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
(10) Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
(11) Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."
(12) Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
(1) Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator
"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
(2) New Zealand Rugby Commentator
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
(3) Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator :
"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
(4) Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
(5) US PGA Commentator -
"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold> > Palmer] is playing so well is that,
before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! what have I just said??"
(6) Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:
"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
(7) A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
(8) Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."
(9) Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
(10) Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
(11) Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."
(12) Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
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I'm easily amused, laughed at a page full of naughty emoticons from a link a friend sent me!
I'm sorry but bukkake emoti's are just funny!
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I'm sorry but bukkake emoti's are just funny!
http://www.barbandgreg.com/images/Emoticons/wankers.gif http://www.barbandgreg.com/images/Emoticons/smackxx.gif
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