What made you laugh your ass off today?

[PertPerth]

We were talking to out just turned six year-old son about piercings, we mentioned that "if you can pinch it you can pierce it".
He proceeds to pinch himself all over his face, his chest, his stomach, until finally he reaches between his legs, stops, looks up at both of us and says, "Oh crap".

Now THAT is funny!

My story isn't quite as funny...but it did make me laugh :
I just had a tradesman come around to give me a quote on my back door. It wasn't until after he left that I realised that I had a couple of porn DVDs on the table.

 

[Quoll]

Now THAT is funny!

My story isn't quite as funny...but it did make me laugh :
I just had a tradesman come around to give me a quote on my back door. It wasn't until after he left that I realised that I had a couple of porn DVDs on the table.

I think I found the perfect picture for you.

 

[JustSkye]

We were talking to out just turned six year-old son about piercings, we mentioned that "if you can pinch it you can pierce it".
He proceeds to pinch himself all over his face, his chest, his stomach, until finally he reaches between his legs, stops, looks up at both of us and says, "Oh crap".

"But Dad, why would anyone want that there? Huh Dad??"

 

[silverwhisper]

quoll, that's priceless!

ed

 

[Prestige]

This made me laugh very hard today, I love it so much.

youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons. y t m n d .com/

It's a real break-up letter, read by some awesome guy. *shrugs*
Just remove the spaces, please.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I don't usually watch it but Malcolm in the Middle made me LMAO today.

 

[Quoll]

Wow, I had to dig for this one.

Two things.
Poo stories, can't help but laugh.

My eleven year old in answer to a question...

Yes.

I think so.

I'm not sure.

I have no idea really.

 

[bobsgirl]

Wow, I had to dig for this one.

Two things.
Poo stories, can't help but laugh.

My eleven year old in answer to a question...

Yes.

I think so.

I'm not sure.

I have no idea really.

Well... there's... no wait, not that... Ithink it might be... nope, not that either.

Okay, I'm stumped.

Nice to see you MysteryMan.

 

[Quoll]

Well... there's... no wait, not that... Ithink it might be... nope, not that either.

Okay, I'm stumped.

Nice to see you MysteryMan.

It was very nice to see you.

 

[bobsgirl]

It was very nice to see you.

Not much to see here. I can't find my granny boobs.


And no wiseguy comments...

 

[Quoll]

Not much to see here. I can't find my granny boobs.


And no wiseguy comments...

Green suits you.

 

[bobsgirl]

Green suits you.

Thank God, the dye job's not permanent.


(Thank you )

 

[Quoll]

Oh great, I finally found the picture I've been looking for to match your title and you go and change it.
Well you will have to suffer through it anyway.

 

[bobsgirl]

Oh great, I finally found the picture I've been looking for to match your title and you go and change it.
Well you will have to suffer through it anyway.

Men in thongs is just wrong on so many levels.

 

[Quoll]

Men in thongs is just wrong on so many levels.

They're actually speedos, and they pull them up for traction, believe it or not.

 

[bobsgirl]

They're actually speedos, and they pull them up for traction, believe it or not.

OMG. I wish I could get that mental picture out of my head.

Traction? Ow, that's gotta build some calluses on the old butt.

Hey I sometimes slide on the wheelchair seat too... Hmmm. Maybe a wedgie would do the trick.

 

[Quoll]

OMG. I wish I could get that mental picture out of my head.

Traction? Ow, that's gotta build some calluses on the old butt.

Hey I sometimes slide on the wheelchair seat too... Hmmm. Maybe a wedgie would do the trick.

These guys are professionals, they know about the power of the wedgie.

 

[bobsgirl]

These guys are professionals, they know about the power of the wedgie.

May the Wedge be with you.

Nighty-night, Q-ey.

 

[Quoll]

May the Wedge be with you.

Nighty-night, Q-ey.

Nighty night BeeG.

 

[silverwhisper]

today what made me LMAO was seeing an old friend turn up at my other online haunt and seeing he's the same irrepressible, wacky guy.

or maybe this should go in the what feels my soul thread?

either way: it's all good.

ed

 

[griffinharas]

Edited

 

[Username_In_Use]

Reading Jhonen Vasquez's Twitter.

 

[Eilan]

The title of this Authors' Hangout spam thread:

"Hong Friendship husband and wife got laid-time super-human wife"

 

[silverwhisper]

holy crap, i think my eyes crossed on reading that.

ed

 

[Quoll]

Condescension