Whats everyone doing today?

[EJFan]

Thanks EJ!


It is my own fault...silly, silly me. I was tired of being translucent, thought I needed a little color.

you wanted color, you got color. i suspect it's just not the color you were after.

i feel for ya though... i really do. sunburn sucks. is it very bad?

 

[pleasteasme]

you wanted color, you got color. i suspect it's just not the color you were after.

i feel for ya though... i really do. sunburn sucks. is it very bad?

As the saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[EJFan]

As the saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words.

damn!

that looks like a no-nookie degree burn.

 

[pleasteasme]

damn!

that looks like a no-nookie degree burn.

Is that off the 1 - 3 scale?

The funny part, that was only 15 minutes in the sun!

 

[EJFan]

Is that off the 1 - 3 scale?

you betcha.

The funny part, that was only 15 minutes in the sun!

that totally bites. i thought i was bad but this is, like, albino shit.

 

[leeroy jenkins]

After enough burning, yes. I think it is all the freckles merging together though. Does that count?

I have a killer driver's side tan going on my left arm...

If your happy with it, I say it counts.

 

[pleasteasme]

you betcha.




that totally bites. i thought i was bad but this is, like, albino shit.

You a whitey too? I've tried so many different sunscreens (well, not today obviously) and the best I have come across is *don't laugh* Water Babies SPF 50. I never realized they made it that high.

Yep...I'm lilly white! It's the coloring, red hair, blue eyes...whiter than white skin. I really should know better. Today...I'm kicking myself in the ass!

 

[EJFan]

You a whitey too? I've tried so many different sunscreens (well, not today obviously) and the best I have come across is *don't laugh* Water Babies SPF 50. I never realized they made it that high.

you need to get that stuff they had in "the kentucky fried movie" (at least i think that was the one) where it was basically a solid blue paste... like spf 150 or something.

Yep...I'm lilly white! It's the coloring, red hair, blue eyes...whiter than white skin. I really should know better. Today...I'm kicking myself in the ass!

but the important question is, is it APPROPRIATE that you're lilly white. are you as pure as the driven snow?

meanwhile, at least you can have a career in a carnival side show as the lobster-girl who kicks her own ass.

 

[pleasteasme]

you need to get that stuff they had in "the kentucky fried movie" (at least i think that was the one) where it was basically a solid blue paste... like spf 150 or something.


but the important question is, is it APPROPRIATE that you're lilly white. are you as pure as the driven snow?

meanwhile, at least you can have a career in a carnival side show as the lobster-girl who kicks her own ass.

So, I'd look like a redhead version of smurfette?

Oh, of course I am pure, innocent, virginal, just like the driven snow (I haven't drifted yet!)

Hehehe, I am actually considering finding another job for the weekends. I'll look and see when the circus will be in town! I doubt I'll need my two page educational resume & cover letter for that job application.

 

[pleasteasme]

If your happy with it, I say it counts.

Problem is that I only have freckles on places that have previously been exposed to the sun. I'm working on those other parts now!

 

[EJFan]

Problem is that I only have freckles on places that have previously been exposed to the sun. I'm working on those other parts now!

is it legal to expose those areas in your town?

 

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[pleasteasme]

is it legal to expose those areas in your town?

I live in the country. The neighbors are blind (or they are now because of the glare off of my whiteness).

I did get a big honk from a truck driver passing by...

 

[EJFan]

I did get a big honk from a truck driver passing by...

is this some kind of euphamism?

 

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[pleasteasme]

is this some kind of euphamism?

If it was...I would most definately be bragging about it. A honk is just a honk *today*

 

[pleasteasme]

Ouch is right. At least, assuming from the picture, some areas were covered.

I hope you don't have any problem sleeping with that burn.

I haven't ventured quite that far into my planning. Not sure how sleeping will go. It might be a late night here.

I did get some aloe with lidocaine. It is in the fridge so it is nice and chilled. It just melts on me when I apply it. It is radiating a lot of heat now...

Next time, I'm wearing a long sleeve shirt and just going to try to tan my legs.

 

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[EJFan]

maybe she should cut to the chase and just baste herself with some barbeque sauce. plus, she can always get someone to lick the sauce off.

have tongue, will travel.

 

[pleasteasme]

maybe she should cut to the chase and just baste herself with some barbeque sauce. plus, she can always get someone to lick the sauce off.

Hahahaha!

Oh my, that is quite a visual!

However, I think the only being willing to lick bbq sauce from me would be my dog and ummm...I'll pass on that experience!

 

[pleasteasme]

have tongue, will travel.

So, I might be wrong with my previous assumption...

 

[EJFan]

So, I might be wrong with my previous assumption...

you might be.

but you could skip the barbecue sauce if you wanted to.

 

[pleasteasme]

you might be.

but you could skip the barbecue sauce if you wanted to.

*swoon* You mean, you'd lick me even without bbq sauce?

 

[The Gimp]

Today I went to the library to study, then I went to my parents house to visit, I went to Hooters with my brother, I went to the strip club by myself, and I came home to my girlfriend at midnight who was wondering where I had been all day.

 

[EJFan]

*swoon* You mean, you'd lick me even without bbq sauce?