What's your porn star name?

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Heidi Spring
Fluffy Spring

 

[ButterflyLane]

Georgie Pierce

 

[sanchopanza]

Mozart Moyle:

the world-renown Austrian pornstar

 

[Remec]

Name of your childhood pet plus the name of the street you lived on as a kid. (If you lived on a numbered lane, you can use the name of a more recent street.)

Petie Kumquat, delighted to make your acquaintance. And you are...?

Hmmm...which one to use? My dad was in the Navy until my freshman year of college, we never lived on the same street for more than 3years tops...<g>

Alright, earliest I can remember...

<extending hand>
Hello, Eggnog Potter, truly a pleasure to meet you...<g>

 

[Mhari]

Hey, weird, I'm Koshka Finchley! We're not related by any chance??

Second cousins, thrice removed? *grin*

 

[English Lady]

Gobolino was a goldfish..kind of ironic really as he was named after a cat from a book i read when I was little*L*


I like your's Remec....can I call you Eggnog from now on?

 

[NoJo]

Re: Re: What's your porn star name?

Hmmm...which one to use? My dad was in the Navy until my freshman year of college, we never lived on the same street for more than 3years tops...<g>

Alright, earliest I can remember...

<extending hand>
Hello, Eggnog Potter, truly a pleasure to meet you...<g>

Eggnog Potter, Mozart Moyle and Baby Walnut,

I'd pay top dollar for a porn video featuring the three of you together.

 

[TheEarl]

Snoopy Haven at your service.

I thik the best porn star names I've heard are from a couple of my friends, who are actually dating - Big-One Holland and Swifty Swallows.

The Earl

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I grew up on a farm?

Ok the dogs name was Duffy and the road was Braney.

So would that be Duff Braney? Or Duff Brane?



I am not buying the fact this is how pornstars get their alias.

 

[Guest]

Does anyone remember the so-called sixties when there dogs aplenty named Che, Fidel or Kenya? I knew then white people were weirder than I'd ever thought.

Perdita

 

[CharleyH]

Tomcat St. Paul?

Er, doesn't make sense . . . or . . . does it?

 

[pixiesjuice]

Lou Lou Myrtlefield

or

Dinky Seaview

neither do anything for me but everyone elses sound great

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Fatima was a fat, lazy cat that did nothing but eat, sleep, and go to the box. Until the day that she suddenly decided to take a little walk across a highly trafficated road...

 

[sexyspiders]

hiya,

Snowy Jubilee

jus doesnt work, mayb if id named my pet terrapin things would have worked out better

current pet and street:

Blueberry High

now thats a title for a US teenage sitcom! (not quite porn)

spiders >('.')<

 

[CharleyH]

Fatima was a fat, lazy cat that did nothing but eat, sleep, and go to the box. Until the day that she suddenly decided to take a little walk across a highly trafficated road...

sniff - sniff - (shut up) Cry

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Why do you think I'm not letting this cat leave the house without being inside her cage?

My goal is to end up in Guiness Book of Records for owning the oldest cat in history.

 

[CharleyH]

somehow I thought she died. I was going thru a post-period moment . . .but sniff - sniff - I thought someone would say something rather RUDE. Excuse me as I grab my kleenex

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Fatima did die. Years ago. Run over by a car, like so many of our cats. The one I own now, Mia, is a house cat. She stays indoors all the time. I'm rather overprotective of her.

 

[shereads]

Does anyone remember the so-called sixties when there dogs aplenty named Che, Fidel or Kenya? I knew then white people were weirder than I'd ever thought.

Perdita

Definition of suicide: Name a pet "Fidel" while living in Miami.

 

[shereads]

Tomcat St. Paul and Eggnog Potter, your agents called. Name your movie and name your price.

 

[shereads]

"...also starring Heidi and Fluffy Spring as 'the twins.'"

 

[McKenna]

.

 

[shereads]

Garfield Jungo?
Chris Jungo?
Gus Jungo?
Bowser Jungo?
Clawdius Jungo?
Max Jungo?
Squawk Jungo?
Tweety Jungo?

Those are all excellent, by the way. I'm imagining a talent agency whose theme is that they exclusively handle the Jungo family of porn stars.

I could have been Tweety Kumquat, but my sister got to name the first parakeet. So Petie it is. Nothing I can do about it. I suppose it's for the best. Two Tweetys in the porn industry might be confusing.

 

[minsue]

hiya,

Snowy Jubilee

jus doesnt work, mayb if id named my pet terrapin things would have worked out better

current pet and street:

Blueberry High

now thats a title for a US teenage sitcom! (not quite porn)

spiders >('.')<

Teenage sitcoms are close enough any more.

If we're going for current pet & street:

Tessa MonteVista

Maybe she does the movies that are too classy for Bambi Southern?

 

[Edward Teach]

Tinga Montlieu